[shadowfire09]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2007-09-08
Written: (6077 days ago)

you know you need to gain more culture when...

here's an interesting epiphany i had today. I like classical music.

how did i discover this?. I had to call the all-tell help line for somethign about my phone, and i was listening to the waiting music they play...I was like, dude..this song rocks...

I got so into listenign to the music i forgot my question, and asked them to put the music back on...which they did...it was great...

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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-04
Written: (6081 days ago)

k [The Black Cat in Your Path] This one is mainly for you...

The Seminary Gang Saga

You wanted to see the most amazing story i've been raving about

You have to click the sotires...an dbooks three and four arn't up yet cuz they'r enot written. but you can read one and twoo...And love them too...

Then spread the word to your buddies!!!...it's gonna be EPIC!

*please note* you might possibly find spoilers seeing as we just made it today...but i figured you'd like it!

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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-04
Written: (6081 days ago)

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and now, and Important News Bulletin

Ok,folks, here's the real scope. A ms. Jade ************* went to the clinic today to find out what was really wrong with her, however...they sent her to the hospitol where she was forced to stay for two long hours. Blood was drawn, throats were swabbed..lights were flashed...

Never have I felt more ..Examined...

As Previously Noted, Jade thought she Had recently gotten over a weekend long sickness and then contracted pink-eye. BUT THAT WASN"T THE CASE!!!

She has now been informed (after much deliberation) that she in fact has a disease (of which she forgets the name) that can affect entire halfs and functions of your body...In her case, the right side. (But she's not contagious, so anyone who has come into contact with her Needn't worry)

This means that She has Currently the following body parts not functioning correctly body parts. One lung, One eye, one ear, and one tonsil...and no reflexes on the right half of her body..

Which means for the better half of a month She's pretty much screwed over...

But she isn't Down for the count. To fight this terrible ordeal she has been prescribed to 8 different antibiotics in hopes of curing this terrible illness.

When Asked How she planned to deal with this ordeal, Ms. Jade Replied "Well, I'm gonna go to school and just wait it out, And hopefully to remember to take all of the stupid pills...and crap."

Our Hearts go out to you Jade...

And in other news...Squirrells running into windows...Natures entertainment or Just plain annoying?...

Full story at 11

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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-04
Written: (6082 days ago)

Will I never be healthy?

as if it wasn't freaking bad enough that I had to waste the first weekend (not to mention the first three day weekend) in bed becuase of some unnamed sickness..

The day i feel completely fine..almost...I GET FRICKEN PINKEYE!!!

It's not fair...It's not fair!*rants and bawls...which hurts...*

And the stupid school nurse didn't come into school ntil second period...so i had to sit through a painful open period with my eyes watering and nose running...trying to act like i'm fine...while feeling totally miserable..

and it didn't help that everyone kepttelling me i looked like shit...or asking me why i was crying...I was like...i'm sick...not sad...

but now i'm sitting here...in my room...in the dark...It feels nice...

but it sucks...cuz i acutally LIKE school this year..

God, Why couldn't you have made it so i Was this sick last year..when i hated my classes and was totally miserable...

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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-04
Written: (6082 days ago)

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Written about Saturday 2007-09-01
Written: (6084 days ago)

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RANDOM THINGS TO DO!

1.At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.

2.Page yourself over the intercom,don't disguise your voice.

3.Every time people ask you to do something,ask if they want fries with that.

4.Put your garbage can on your desk and lable it "in"

5.Put decaff in the cofee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions,switch to espresso.

6.in the memo field of all of your checks write "for sexual favors"

7.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

8.Don't use any punctuation marks

9.As often as possible,skip rather than walk.

10.Ask people what sex they are.Laugh after they answer.

11.specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

12.Sing along at the opera.

13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play a tape of jungle sounds.

15.Five days in advance,tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

16.Have your friends adress you by your wrestling name,Rock Hard Devon.

17.When the money comes out the ATM,scream"I won,I won,3rd time this week!"

18.When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot screaming"run for your lives,they're loose!"

19.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.

-Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.

-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. --Vice President Dan Quayle

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

-Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~mandi's back pack

Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The more people I meet the more I like my bird. ~used to be cat. but i don't have one of those.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous.

It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. It's how he found out.

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

[Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator]

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

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Written about Friday 2007-08-24
Written: (6092 days ago)

my sister is the greatest sometimes here's why

"CORAL you suck!" me
"...actually, i don't. If everything is moving away from you...it's cuz you blow."

i was like...dude.

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Written about Friday 2007-07-13
Written: (6134 days ago)

There's a girl in the mirror
I wonder who she is
Sometimes I think I know her
Sometimes I really wish I did
There's a story in her eyes
Lullabies and goodbyes
When she's looking back at me
I can tell her heart is broken easily

'Cause the girl in my mirror
Is crying out tonight
And there's nothing I can tell her
To make her feel alright
Oh the girl in my mirror
Is crying 'cause of you
And I wish there was something
Something I could do

If I could
I would tell her
Not to be afraid
The pain that she's feeling
The sense of loneliness will fade
So dry your tears and rest assured
Love will find you like before
When she's looking back at me
I know nothing really works that easily

'Cause the girl in my mirror
Is crying out tonight
And there's nothing I can tell her
To make her feel alright
Oh the girl in my mirror
Is crying 'cause of you
And I wish there was something
I wish there was something
Oh I wish there was something
I could do

I can't believe it's what I see
That the girl in the mirror
The girl in the mirror
Is me

I can't believe what I see (no....)
(The girl in my mirror)
The girl in my mirror is me
Ohh...is me

'Cause the girl in my mirror
Is crying out tonight
And there's nothing I can tell her
To make her feel alright
Oh the girl in my mirror
Is crying 'cause of you
I wish there was something
I wish there was something
Oh I wish there was something
I could do

957641 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2007-07-13
Written: (6134 days ago)

well...i'm gonna call it a day now. Sorry.

just wanna say a quick thanks to [The Black Cat in Your Path] love ya girly!! you made my friday the 13th a hell of a lot better...

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Written about Monday 2007-06-18
Written: (6159 days ago)

kenji mutt...WHERE ARE YOOH!!!

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Written about Monday 2007-06-18
Written: (6159 days ago)

kenji mutt...WHERE ARE YOOH!!!

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Written about Wednesday 2007-06-13
Written: (6165 days ago)

as some of you know...i'm absolutly obsessed with degrassi...so i went to www.the-n.com and started doing quizes...here are the results...(are you in for a shock or a laugh...we'll find out...)

You're a two-faced backstabber.


Wow, you're a backstabber? You seem so nice! And that's your secret: You're amazingly good at being sweet and friendly to people you despise, because you find it easier to ruin their lives if they don't suspect anything. We don't have any official proof of your backstabbing behavior, because you are good at covering up the evidence. If a close friend catches you doing the two-faced thing, they will probably never forgive you… but that's unlikely, because you almost always get away with it!

(what's sad is that's kinda true...heh)__________________________________________________
You're the confused face.


This is you: :S

Hmm… it sounds like a recent experience left you puzzled, and you don't know where to turn for help. When you lose your way online, you're not alone – the confused emoticon will always be there for you! If you end your thoughts with one of these, everyone will know that you need some guidance. The confused face is especially useful if you missed a few key minutes of a recent TV episode. Use it whenever you need answers.

(true too)
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(this one is how big of a degrassi fan are you...)

You’re a huge fan… and you show it in creative ways.


Why should the show’s writers have all the fun? Instead of just watching Degrassi, you take on Degrassi-inspired projects of your own. Maybe you prefer an alternate reality where Manny and Craig stayed together, where Emma chose Peter over Sean… or where J.T.’s still living. In your fanfic (or your music, or your art), it’s all possible. Your Degrassi sounds like a sweet place, because you’re probably also the kind of fan who’d bake special, themed cupcakes to celebrate a new episode. You’d love it if your creative projects attracted the attention of someone on the show, but even if that never happens, at least you’ll have a chance to share your Degrassi love with the world.

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who is your N prom date?
Bailey from Beyond the Break


If he looks that good in a bathing suit, can you imagine how nice he must look in a tux? Bailey's always been a bit of a player, so you might catch him checking out other girls on the dance floor, but the nice thing about taking a surfer to prom is that he'll be a stress-free date. He'll probably be up for anything, whether you want to dance all night or leave prom early and hang out on the beach.

(i love him...he's hawt!)

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what kind of kareoke singer are you?

You're a Showstopper!


Whether or not you hit all the right notes, you're always an audience favorite at karaoke. You believe self-confidence is an essential part of any karaoke performance, and that the worst things anyone can do are sing softly, stare at the monitor, and sway awkwardly between verses. You choose songs that the whole audience knows and loves, and put on a high-energy show that blows everyone away. You aren't just there to sing—you are there to PERFORM.

sooo...true!!

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Who cares about destiny? You won't let anything stop you from becoming a star.


You don't really care what this quiz tells you, do you? You're used to dealing with rejection and tough competition, so even if we gave you a negative answer, you'd never let it hold you back. You know real stardom doesn't involve stuff like crystal balls and fortune cookies – it takes talent, hard work, and constant self-promotion. You probably work harder than anyone else at pursuing your dreams, and since you're so determined, we believe you'll see them all come true. We'd like to take this opportunity to say you seem awesome and talented and really, really nice… because someday you'll probably be our boss.

lolololol...

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You're kind of crushy.


You get crushes on a regular basis, but you try not to let them run your life. You might have occasional moments of weakness when you say something stupid in front of your crush, but you don't take your crushes very seriously. You'll joke about them, and give them silly nicknames in your head, but you're not the type to refresh someone's online profile every five minutes, desperately hoping he/she will sign on. If it's a real world (non-celebrity) crush, you're relatively realistic about the outcome. There's a chance you and your crush might date if you get to know each other better, but no matter what happens, you'll enjoy the crush – and the occasional crush-themed daydreams – as long as they last.

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You're a seductive flirt.


When you flirt, you're not subtle! You've already got enough friends, so you only flirt with people you want to get to know on a romantic level. If you see someone you like, you make it very clear what you have in mind. You might start out with a few double entendres and some arm touching, but if he/she isn't getting the hint, you'll come right out and say what you want. Sometimes you're so intensely flirtatious that it scares people off, but at least you know right away if they're interested or not.

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quizes are so much fun ...

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Written about Sunday 2007-06-10
Written: (6168 days ago)

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WHY IS HE THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES MY TEMPER FLARE THE WAY IT DOES?...we can be totally all lovey dovey one moment, like something would acutally happen between us...(i'm so flustered i can't type) and have a wonderful night...

but then in two minutes...we're screaming at each other...it makes no sense!

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Written about Thursday 2007-05-31
Written: (6177 days ago)

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Written about Thursday 2007-05-31
Written: (6177 days ago)

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Written about Thursday 2007-05-31
Written: (6177 days ago)

so far summer has been going great.

Campouts, sleepovers, outta town trips, and sneaking onto the computer. Work, talking even more on my cell phone...and the most amazing thing ever...NO PARENTS NAGGING ME ABOUT HOMEWORK....well actually, turning homework in...heh..

anyways, i'm going to try to start being a diary whore...though...i won't be nearly as faithful to my diary as [The Black Cat in Your Path]...lol (no i am NOT calling you a diary whore...fyi lol)

so what did i do today??...

first, i got onto hotmail....to find Richard has sent me chapters 5 through 11...becuase he needs my help writing a few parts ( he wants to make me have a certain love intrest with a friend of his...but i can't give any more details about that...or face the wrath of Kenji-mutt and richard...*shudders at the thought*)

but i had no idea how to write anything with this guy, becuase i don't know him...(all the charecters are real...it's actually a fascinating story..ya'll would love it...) so he was like...well, he wants to meet you too..so here's his number..call him. (he lives in connecticut fyi)

so i called the number, and it was him. We hit it off like right away....talked for 50 minutes and 46 seconds...it would have been longer but my mom needed my help with the dogs so i had to go...he sounded kinda sad when i was like...i gotta go. h ewas like "oh...okay then. Nice meeting ya...it was great talking with ya."...yeah. i think we could get to be good friends.

anyways, i think...i'm gonna put both seminary gangs up on a wiki....so ya'll can read them...however...if i do...i need permission from richard...so i'm gonna get that first...(i didn't help write the first one...since i'm not mormon (where the story originated...) nor was i in their seminary gang....THOUGH I AM IN THE SECOND!!!!)...

but yeah...ya'll will have to go to www.fictionpress.com/~bobevans (that's richard's page) to read them...if you do...message me and tell me what ya'll think kk?

and now i've officially turned my diary into a billboard...well, while i'm at it...you can go to www.fictionpress.com/~jadeisms to get to my page and read my crap...well, it's not really crap...but it's not spectacular or anything...like kenzi's stories... (one more link i swear) www.fictionpress.com/~maliseling

there...now everyone is officially equally represented...

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Written about Friday 2007-05-25
Written: (6183 days ago)

http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/RT_Comic_Ep121_Con2.jpg ...never been glomped???

http://www.roosterteeth.com/media/viewItem.php?id=312 need a catch phrase?

http://www.roosterteeth.com/media/viewItem.php?id=311 ACK THE CURSE OF SPIDY THREE!!!

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Written about Monday 2007-05-14
Written: (6194 days ago)

50 random things about YOU

1. Where is your dad right now?
Good question. At the hospital..working
2. Last time you kissed someone?
last tuesday
3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
I'm dependant…annoyingly so
4. what color is your watch?
I haven't a watch. …
5. do you like anyone?
yeas…(a new word!!!)
6. Are you close to your mom?
it depends on the day
7. Where does your best friend work?
chamber of commerce
8. What are you listening to right now?
the strange quietness of the computer lab
9. What do you smell like?
…human…
10. What color are your pants?
blue
11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill?
most likely…but I don’t know what that is…
12. What color is your bedroom flooring?
white
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
2…actually…
14. What time of day were you born?
   I dunno….
15. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
Julie Marsh…
16. What's your favorite number?
14…
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
kinda…jodi’s sister…but I’ve only said like three words to her..
18. What color is your mom's hair?
red…
19. Do you have a dog?
yes…3
20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
yes…because I always sing…and…I even made up songs back there (like the famous…I’m TAKING A BATH AND MY MOMMY DOESN”T CARE>…I:M TAKING A BATH…tHERE”S NO UNDERWEAR!!!”….they’ve got that on video somewhere..
22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
this morning
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
nope…but I went to one last summer and it was amazing!
24. Do you play an instrument?
Piano..kinda…and French horn…but I suck at it…
25. Do you like fire?
    yes and no…It burns my fingers…
26. Are you allergic to anything?
Yeah…cats…
27. When was the last time you cried?
last wednesday
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
Nope.
30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
so far…but I’m not gonna next year
31. Do you like butterflies?
yeah…but there’s not many here…
33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
    being little…
34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
Yesh…they called me in the other day for grades….*shudder*
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
no….
36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
…when you’re in trouble….shut your mouth and just let your parents bitch at you…even if they are wrong…(ok..i’ve learned it…but I don’t do it…)
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Oh yeah.
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
yup…I think it’s a mutual jealousy over the same person though…
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
yes…all the time…the hospital elevators get stuck when I’m at work and we have to take carts up
40. What does your mom call you?
….i’m not at liberty to say….
41. What do your friends call you?
Jadeisms…or other random warps of my name…
42. What does you hair look like right now?
up in a ponytail (early morning lazyness…)(
43. Has a friend ever used you?
yeah…but they’re former friends now…
44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than as a friend?
yeah…like 4 different people have….SHEESH!!!
45. What have you eaten today?
uhm…nothing…
46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Both actually…parts will be perfectly flat…and others will be super curly…(I HAVE BISEXUAL HAIR!!)
48. Who was the last person you drove with?
my sister…
49. What are you looking forward to?
    uhm…awards tonight…
50. How are you today?
….i’m not anything…I’m just kinda here…nothing has happened to decide my mood yet…well…I guess I’m a little confused…but…who isn’t?

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