The world is utterly doomed. --;;; Good ol' Dubya.

Hmm...Might have caught either Strep of Pneumonia from my gal...Well, at least, if it's deadly, we'll die together.

Ah, nice. What a perfect day. My stepmom is pregnant, thanks to my dad. What a dolt...Now I'm permanently partially related to the witch. Could life get better?

Hmm...It's been so long since I've been to Elfwood. So much has changed, but for the better. It's great! Anyways, I hope people like my writings.