Dog Philosophy

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

I've learned that... the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. (Even when it's BORING!!!)

I've learned that... when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned that... just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned that... having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned that... being kind is more important than being right. (There are times when you should just keep your mouth shut . . . especially when it comes time for the "I Told You So" moments)

I've learned that... you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned that... opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned that... when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned that... one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned that... a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned that... I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.


I've learned that... everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned that... it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned that... the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Yes - these are from others - I'm still learning from others mistakes (and my own of course).