Stolen from: [Modnoc!]

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
- Kath

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
- Katizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
- Black Wombat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
- Rose Noel

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
- Aylkaant (that's actually quite cool!)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
- Purple Lemonade

7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
- Klontae (that's cool as well!)

8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
- Jane

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
- Silver Strawberry

[ ] I'm shorter than 5"4.
[/] I think I'm ugly.
[ ] I have many scars.
[/] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[/] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have I've had braces.
[/] I wear glasses.
[/] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[/] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I've got two or more piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.




Family Home Life
[/] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[/] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[/] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.




School Work
[/] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[/] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.




Embarrassment
[/] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[/] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed my pants from laughing.
[/] I've snorted while laughing.
[/] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[/] I've glued my hand to something
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public




Health
[ ] I was born with a disease impairment.
[/]I've had stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ]I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ]ve sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[/] I've had chicken pox.




Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[/] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[/] I've been to Europe. (Duh, I live there!)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[/] I've been out of my home country.




Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ]I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[/] I've gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[/] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[/] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[/] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace
[/] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[/] I've played a prank on someone.
[/] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.


Relationships
[/] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[/] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality
[/] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[/] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[/] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger




Honesty Crime
[/] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[/] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[/] I have lied to my parents about where I am
[/] I am keeping a secret from the world
[/] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.





Drugs Alcohol
[/] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[/] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[/] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[ ] I've woken up crying.




Death and Suicide
[-] I'm afraid of dying. (Kind of).
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[/] I've planned my own suicide. (When my doggie died, I spent hours planning an elaborate suicide. I was too scared to go through with it.)
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.


Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[/] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books(i used to)
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.




Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[/] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[/] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[/] I curse regularly.
[/] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[/] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[/] I twirl my hair
[/] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ]I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well
[/] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[/] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[/] believe in ghosts.
[/]I am online 24 7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ]I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ]I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[/] I play video games.
[/] I'm good at remembering faces.
[/] I'm good at remembering names
[/] I'm good at remembering dates.
[/] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.


[/] all of those are answered honestly.

There's this moron in my form called Sam and he was growling at me in this really suggestive way, so I slapped him!

My English teacher asked me what he was doing and I told her and she said it was the right thing to do!

A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.





The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.


A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.


* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *

It touched me. Thanks, [Linn Scarlett]!!

According to the song my dad's just been listening too, I'm a "girl shaped love drug". Must get them to fire the songwriter.

It's the brat test.

[ ] own car
[x] cell phone
[ ] own phone line
[ ] bf/gf
[ ] own bathroom
[x] own room
[x] 2 or more story house
[ ] built-in pool
[ ] guest house
[ ] game room
[x] tv in your room
[ ] Double Bed
[ ] more than 20 pairs of shoes
[ ] 10+ things from a designer store
[x] good grades
[ ] Dior sunglasses
[ ] louis vuitton purse
[ ] iPod
[ ] XBOX
[ ] PS2
[x] mp3 player
[ ] Mercedes Benz (yours or family car)-
[ ] basketball hoop
[ ] air hockey table
[ ] pool table
[ ] ping pong table
[ ] trampoline (I wish..)
[ ] live ON a lake or pond.
[ ] own a pair of skiis
[ ] own a snowboard
[ ] has a boat
[ ] has a jet ski
[ ] has a beach house/ cabin
[ ] only child
[x] stereo system in bedroom
[x] DVD player in bedroom
[ ] 100+ dvd's
[ ] gets $50+ for allowance each month
[ ] goes shopping every month...or every week
[ ] shops at abercrombie
[ ] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
[x] makeup
[x] cologne/perfume
[ ] AIM
[x] MSN
[ ] Yahoo
[ ] 5+ trophies
[ ] own digital camera
[ ] walk-in closet
[ ] electric scooter
[ ] dirt bike
[ ] 4X4 truck
[x] guitar/drums
[ ] hammock
[ ] been on a cruise
[x] traveled out of the country
[ ] weight set/ workout set in house
[ ] personal fit trainer
[ ] expensive jewerly
[ ] met a celeb
[x] straightener/ curling iron
[ ] gets hair done/nails/spas
[x] on/was on a team for the school college
[ ] own batting cage
[ ] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
[x] own savings account
[x] 1+ BEST friends
[ ] been to the carribean
[x] been to europe
[ ] been to hawaii
[ ] been to NY
[ ] shopped in seattle
[ ] eaten at the space neetle in seattle
[x] been on the eifel tower in paris
[ ] been on the statue of liberty in NY
[ ] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
[ ] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
[x] lives on a private property
[ ] license
[ ] moved 3+ times
[ ] sports car
[ ] hot tub
[x] pet(s)
[ ] ranch
[ ] verizon
[ ] cingular
[ ] virgin mobile
[ ] been to 5+ states in the US.
[x] don't have a job
[ ] 100+ buddies on messenger
[x] alarm clock
[x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
[x] lunch
[ ] been in a limo
[ ] own camcorder
[ ] own laptop
[ ] own computer
[x] someone who loves you

25. I am spoiled, though. How the hell does having MSn make you bratty??

Would it be possible to report [Mr_McEwan] for saying gays and lesbians are cunts?

I'm feeling lousy. One of my four guinea pigs has just died.

I'm going to my nan's for the night. See ya tomorrow!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/hp100/382226.html 
Go, ish very funny!

It was my birthday on Thursday. Only The Sagittarius Club remembered.

I'm going to join the ranks that disapprove of http://www.landoverbaptist.org

Will Jesus Sling Little Children Into Hell For Celebrating Halloween?<b>
Go to: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/halloween

This is for [LadyMoon] and [moira hawthorne]
<b>Wicca: Intoxicated by Christian Blood!
Go to: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0702

Finally:
Vegans: MODERN DAY WITCHES!!
Go to: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/vegans


Please, spread the word AGAINST these racist, sexist, so-called religious leaders.

See also the diaries of [LadyMoon] and [nokaredes]

I entered one of the many rooms in the warehouse and settled down on my bed of cardboard. I eagerly reached into my tattered old bag and pulled out the orange. Trembling, I peeled off the skin and sank my dirty yellow teeth ino the sweet flesh. Juice ran down my pointed chin and my tongue eagerly licked it up. The juice trickled down my throat, easing the uncomfortable dryness.
I ate my way throught the orange and threw the peel onto the ground. I once again put my hand into my bag and it gripped the still warm bread. I tore off a chunk and put a chunk into my mouth. I chewed the soft wonderfullness, a dreamy sensation. My takings were good today and I didn't know when it would be this good again. I pulled my blanket closer over my thin shoulders and closed my ears. I snuggled down and let sleep consume me.

I walked through the back alleys, desperate to escape the wind. My home was a deserted warehouse, freezing cold and full of rats. My few possesions were there: A ripped blanket, a cracked drinking cup and an old piece of cardboard, used as a plate. It wasn't much, but it was home. It was cold, but the wind didn't try and tear my flesh from my skinny body. As I neared the entrance, I looked at my reflection in the glass. My poverty and ill-health could been clearly seen.
As I looked at the gaunt, bruised face and trembling hands, a fat tear ran down my thin cheek. It fell off the pointed chin and splashed gently onto the cobbles. I tore myself away from the glass and entered the warehouse.
When the splintered door closed with a bang, I sighed with relief. No wind tore at my flesh or whipped my greasy hair over my skinny, badly cut shoulders.

The day was cold, and my stinking rags did little to cover my flesh from the biting cold. I was crouched under a fruit stall, my ripped bag as empty as my stomach. I checked the stall's owner wasn't looking and my hand slid over the surface of the stall. My hand grasped around an orange and a banana, which I slipped into my bag. Slowly, I emerged from under the stall. Weaving quickly through the crowded market place, I dived for cover under the bakery stall. My stomach clenched with hunger at the thought of a cake.
I spotted my chance. A one-penny piece had been dropped, and nobody had picked it up. I crawled along and picked it up. My own one-penny piece! Rushing up to the bakery stall, I bought a small cake and a loaf of bread. The owner eyed me suspiciously as I walked away, but he couldn't stop me buying with proper money. I started to walk home, a cold, deserted warehouse in a back alley.

I want to be [Dollie VOMIT].

I never will.

I'm at the top of the ladder of dorkiness.

I'm the filth at the bottom of the ladder of coolness.

If I were at Hogwarts:

Name: Keladry Shiona Mindelan
Age: 13
House: Ravenclaw or Slytherin
Quidditch Position: Chaser
Best Friend: Cho Chang or Pansy Parkinson