gaara525 (12:28:18 AM): violence is one hell of a thing
gaara525 (12:28:23 AM): and I plead insanity REALLY well
gaara525 (12:28:49 AM): I'll just put on my tin foil hat and start running into walls screaming about aliens putting shit in my pants, and i'll get off scot free
theARTofVEXING (12:28:59 AM): *smirks* That just made my day. <3
gaara525 (12:29:45 AM): lol
gaara525 (12:29:55 AM): you're welcome
gaara525 (12:30:06 AM): god could you imagine if I came in pocket size?
gaara525 (12:30:45 AM): you'd have your very own mini mass murder, i'm portable, and all you have to do is give me a thimble of booze and the occasion tortilla to keep me alive!
gaara525 (12:30:56 AM): I'm portable, potty trained, and I handy!
gaara525 (12:31:02 AM): i'm*
theARTofVEXING (12:31:53 AM): Jesus, you're better than a swiss army knife!
gaara525 (12:32:09 AM): damn straight I would
gaara525 (12:32:13 AM): I do wonder about the swiss though
gaara525 (12:32:56 AM): I mean, they make one hell of a knife, don't get me wrong, but who the hell needs a reusable toothpick?
gaara525 (12:33:03 AM): I mean, that's like a HEALTH CODE issue
theARTofVEXING (12:33:29 AM): Seriously! It's worse than Swine Flu.
gaara525 (12:33:41 AM): but I love that little mini saw
gaara525 (12:33:44 AM): I used to have one
theARTofVEXING (12:33:44 AM): Btw,...
theARTofVEXING (12:33:47 AM):
http://elftown.eu/img/drawing/73640_1241750130.jpg
gaara525 (12:34:15 AM): my parents saw me sawing away at my action figures throat one day
gaara525 (12:34:21 AM): and I never saw it again..
gaara525 (12:34:24 AM): ;_;
gaara525 (12:34:34 AM): THE GI JOE STARTED IT DAMMIT.
theARTofVEXING (12:35:02 AM): Suuure. I believe that.
theARTofVEXING (12:35:04 AM): XD
theARTofVEXING (12:35:15 AM): Actually, I do,
theARTofVEXING (12:35:17 AM): *.
theARTofVEXING (12:35:22 AM): Barbie brought it...
theARTofVEXING (12:35:35 AM): Her head was roasted on the bar-b-que pit.
theARTofVEXING (12:35:36 AM): XD
gaara525 (12:36:15 AM): My favorite, was the picalo pete bomb that we made
gaara525 (12:36:19 AM): we broke a bunch open
gaara525 (12:37:17 AM): took the gunpowder out of a TON of picole pete's *the firecracker*
gaara525 (12:37:19 AM): and we set it off
gaara525 (12:37:33 AM): we ended up having the local police department doing a full investigation of the area
gaara525 (12:37:37 AM): THANK GOD WE USED GLOVES
theARTofVEXING (12:37:40 AM): HAHAHAHAHAH!
gaara525 (12:37:43 AM): we shattered windows
gaara525 (12:37:48 AM): from the sonic book
theARTofVEXING (12:37:50 AM): That is SO badass!
gaara525 (12:37:54 AM): boom*
theARTofVEXING (12:37:55 AM): I am SO jealous.
gaara525 (12:38:02 AM): ...wait till 4th of July
gaara525 (12:38:04 AM): I can make another
gaara525 (12:38:05 AM): : D
theARTofVEXING (12:38:07 AM): XD
theARTofVEXING (12:38:22 AM): Fuck, if we're going out, we're going out in style.
theARTofVEXING (12:38:23 AM): Lolz.
theARTofVEXING (12:38:41 AM): I need -someone- to hang out with and cause a riot.
theARTofVEXING (12:38:45 AM): Ashley will be gone.
gaara525 (12:39:15 AM): go out?
gaara525 (12:39:20 AM): pfft
gaara525 (12:39:30 AM): when I go out, it'll be with an army going down with me.
gaara525 (12:39:32 AM): a riot?
gaara525 (12:39:36 AM): they'll be LUCKy for a riot
gaara525 (12:39:40 AM): I'm brown my dear
gaara525 (12:39:48 AM): terrorism is in my blood