20 Inch Tounges and Their Uses

All of the non/perverted uses that might just cum out of [Zable] having a twenty inch tounge...thank you National Geographic.

We were watching a special on giraffes when they did a comparison of the tounge length and what it would look like (Via CGI) if humans tounges were that long...and they also felt the nicessity to deminstraite the human cleaning his ear with it.
I blame that part of the segmant for this list...

1) Sticking it in her ear -.-:
Because her nose is gross eventhough I've personally seen even worse things come out of her ear than her nose, but APPEARENTLY their is a taste difference so severe according to her that makes her ear first choice.

2) Stealing other peoples food (Soup):
This one I can understand because for one, food is eatible...well...is SUPPOSE to be eatible, and two, it sounds like it'd be funny as hell. It did inspire this mini-conversation though >.<

"Yeah, I'd be sitting oveer their and I'd reach my tounge over and eat other peoples soup and breadsticks at olive garden ^.^ (Zable) Yeah, and I'd look over and say 'Zable! Stop it or I'm gonna stab your tounge with a fork!" (Miaye)"

Garbage Disposal *Sigh*:
I SAID light socket because thats the 'go to' one for if she ever had a penis, but no... thats no fun unless it's a penis, so instead since it's a tounge, she wants it in a garbage disposal???

*Sigh* This is WHY she wasn't born a guy. Her 'extra' outside limbs would have suffered way too much abuse...


*Note*
These are not ALL of the uses of a 20 inch tounge (We all know that by now ;P) these are just the ones that were discussed...because she was too hyper over the moth that I wished was blue -more on that later- to go perverted via thought process:P




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