A Journey In the Life of Wal-Mart

Hello to all ye out there, this is where I shall be putting all of the Mini-Misadventures that have occured while I was working >.< Yes I know...I iz a corperate slave :P eh, it was bound to happen.

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Fucking Campbells':
I was at work today, fixing some cans when out of nowhere, a cars edition of spaghetti-o's bites me! It's spot that it was stacked in wasn't even remotly near where I was! It was actually BELOW it!...So...What did I do you say?
I bought it, the very can that bite me....hmmm, now all that is left is to plan its demise...perhaps I'll either blow it up...or just eat it very very slowly while mocking it! ^.^ Either or works.
*Progress Report*
I have eaten enemy spaghetti-o's while mocking them and have washed the can so that I may keep it as a trophy like they use to do in the good old days ^.^ Miaye-1, spaghetti-o's-Dead. Oh, and the cat helped too >.<.

Pajama pants ^.^:
Half way thru work, on the only day that I was wearing shorts, one of my higher ups sends me to work in the freezer. Fucking brilliant. Needless to say, I was cold >.<, so on my break, I went on the hunt for pants!...But they all weren't that warm :( like less than 1/8 of an inch thin not that warm, and they were sweat pants!
So...I found pajama pants ^_^ with coffee mugs that say need coffee on them :) and wore them around the store and the freezer XD. It was hysterical. I'll never forgedt the look on her face when she came and told me to leave the freezer and she saw my pants *sigh* it was such a kodak moment XD.

P. Eggo :P:
One of the ladys that I work with had been talking about how her boyfriend had been wanting a kid and that she was still kinda in shock about it. Well....we were stocking pharmacy together (This happened after she got over the shock and started thinking about it >.<) and I came across a package of pregnancy test to which I couldn't help yell "Hey! I got you a present!" and then threw them at her. She just looked at them and then at me and said "ha-ha" with the funnest look on her face. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard :P.

The Faye:
I had to work this Halloween, so instead of letting it get to me...I decided to take it and run with it! I wore aome black dickie pants, a black shirt that has a corset print on it (since I had to work and couldn't wear a real one), I dyed my hair purple, and wore neon green fairy wings!...Which even though they said that we could wear them, it still had all of my managers surprised >.<
So on my break I decided to bring some cheer to my fellow co-workers who couldn't partake in the season festivities by prancing around the action alley and handing out, what else, pixie sticks ^.^ it was awesome >.<


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