Scene 3
(The Flirter enters the stage. He is fixing his hair and spraying stuff into his mouth. The three humans enter the stage. He sees Olympia and automatically becomes entranced. He ducks away.)

Olympia- Sir, do you even know where we are going?

Mr. Dolore- Its Mr. Dolore to you!

Boyce- Well Mr. Dolore where are we!

Mr. Dolore- How should I know! I have never been here before!

Olympia- Maybe we can find someone who can help us!

(She sits down. The Flirter appears with a handful of roses. Boyce and Mr. Dolore notice him.)

Boyce- Who's the man in the pink suit?

(The Flitter walks over to wear Olympia has sat down. He sits down and presents her with the flowers.)

Olympia- Oh thank you!

(She sniffs the flowers. He takes her hand and start kissing it.)

Olympia- This is all very overwhelming!

(Boyce pulls Mr. Dolore over with him.)

Boyce- I don't like this guy!

Mr. Dolore- Neither do I for I do not approve of flirting!

(The Flirter sprays stuff in his mouth again, closes his eyes, leans in and puckers up.)

Olympia- Is something wrong with your mouth?

(Boyce grabs Olympia's hand and walks off.)

Olympia- That was just odd.

Baby Bo- WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mr. Dolore- What was that?

Olympia- That sounded like a baby!

Boyce- A really big one!

Mr. Dolore- Look! Over there!

(Mr. Dolore points to a stroller when he sees two bare feet dangling out. They approach it and peek in.)

Boyce- Oh man! it's a man!

Olympia- This is disturbing!

Junior- WHA!

Mother- You brutes!

(She hits Mr. Dolore with her umbrella. The children stay clear of her.)

Mr. Dolore- Ouch!

Mother- You brute, you beast, you-------you---------handsome devil!

Mr. Dolore- Excuse me?

Olympia- Is that your kid?

Mother- Yes! That's my darling Junior!

Boyce- Why is he so big?

Mother- You don't think a good mother would let her child ever leave her side would you?

Boyce- You mean?

Olympia- That's a MAN?

Mother- He may be a man but he's still my little baby!

Mr. Dolore- No see here miss! This is not right! Your son needs to learn to grown up!

Mother- My not come a little closer and say that.

Olympia- Does everyone here have flirting problems?

Boyce- Look lady don't you have any hopes or d reams for your kid?

Mother-Yes, I want him to be my wittle boy forever and ever!

Boyce- That's not a good dream.

Olympia- Hey, I have an idea!

(She whispers something into Boyce's ear and he nods. The children sneak behind the carriage.)

Mr. Dolore- In all my life I have never met one so-----------so-----

Mother-Witty? Sweet? Beautfuil?

(The children begin to push the carriage away.)

Boyce- This is easier than pie! Nothing can possilbing go wrong!

Olympia- Except for one thing.

Boyce- Whats that?

Olympia- That.

(She points to a steep hill. The two of them jump into the carriage before it begins down the hill.)

Kids- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Junior- Faster, go, faster!

Boyce- Hey, he stopped crying.

Junior- This is fun!

Olympia- I think its working!

(They approach and cliff. The children hang on to each other and start scream. Mr. Dolore comes up behind and grabs the end.)

Kids- Phew!

Mother- Junior? Are you okay?

Junior- Hey ma! That was the best fun I've ever had! I'm going to get out this carriage for good and see what else is out there for me!

Mother- But-but-but-but.

Junior- No buts about it mom! Thanks for the push kids!

(He waves and runs off with his mother running after him.)

Mother- Junior, come back! You'll get, you'll get pneumonia or------

Mr. Dolore- After my cool and calm thinking I-----

(The kids give him an evil look.)

Mr. Dolore- Good job Boyce and……………….

Olympia-Olympia.

Mr. Dolore- Right, Olympia. Now lets continue our search.

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