Okay, the old Scene Six is now Scene Five for everyon's FYI!

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Scene Five

(They have entered a garden which turns out to be a maze and they become utterly lost.)

Boyce- Mr. Dolore, didn’t we just pass that rose bush?

Mr. Dolore- No.

(Later….)

Boyce- Mr. Dolore? Rose bush?

Mr. Dolore- No the last one was pink!

(Later….)

Boyce- Dude, it’s the same bush!

Mr. Dolore- Tis not!

(Later….)

Boyce- How many times do I have to say it?

Mr. Dolore- The last one we pasted was yellow I do recall.

(Later….)

Boyce- Mr. Dolore! That is the same friggen----

Mr. Dolore- (falls down) I know it’s the same rose bush! I’ve been denying it since we started! (starts bawling)

Boyce- I hate to see a grown man cry.

Olympia- Kinda gross isn’t it?

Boyce- Yeah, I know. He’ll stop soon.

(There is a clock in the back and half an hour passes. Mr. Dolore is still crying.)

Boyce- He should being stopping now.

(The time changes to an hour.)

Olympia- (lying on the ground) Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringgggggggggggggggggg!

Boyce- (sigh)

(Little do they know, there is another being within the garden. There is a rustle in the bushes. Boyce turns to look at it but sees nothing. He turns back to watch Mr. Dolore cry but he hears the noise again.)

Olympia- What are you looking at?

Boyce- There is something in those bushes.

(Desiderare jumps out of the bushes and jumps Boyce. He screams as he falls over.)

Olympia- What in the world? Is she purring?

(Mr. Dolore stops crying.)

Desiderare- (rubs against Boyce) Pur, pur!

Mr. Dolore- Does she thinks she’s a cat?

(Desiderare begins to lick Boyce’s face.)

Boyce- Does that answer your question?

Olympia- But why? She doesn’t even look like a cat!

Boyce- Just do me one favor!

Mr. Dolore- What?

Boyce- GET HER OFF ME!

Mr. Dolore- (gets up) Right away my boy! (pulls Desiderare off)

Desiderare- Meow! (rubs against Mr. Dolore’s legs.)

Mr. Dolore- Erm, nice kitty or whatever you may be.

Olympia- This place is freaking me out.

(There is someone watching them with a telescope. None of them notice it at first.)

Boyce- (pulls Desiderare) Look! Can you talk any? (makes talking motion with hands)

(Desiderare just rubs against his legs again.)

Boyce- *sigh*

Whois A.N Idiot- Yes! I’ve done it! I’ve lived my dream as well as hers! I should win a prize! I should----

Olympia- Who’s there?

Boyce- I heard him too!

Whois- Oh dear!

Mr. Dolore- Sir? Can you please show yourself?

Olympia-He stopped talking!

(Whois opens his secret down to his liar which is a bush. He looks at the humans and begins to walk away.)

Desiderare- Meow! (runs after Whois)

Whois- No, no, no! Bad kitty! Stay!

Olympia- (follows Desiderare) Hey! Who are you?

Whois- (hides behind a tree branch) No one!

Boyce- You certainly look like someone!

Whois- Looks can be deceiving!

Mr. Dolore- If you were nobody how could we see you?

Whois- I’m Mr. Nobody?

Olympia- Sorry dude, we already saw him!

Whois- Dang it! Okay, allow me to introduce myself! (gives Boyce a card)

Boyce- Whois A.N Idiot. The man who makes dreams come true?

Whois- And as you can see so far it is a success!

Olympia- You mean you did this to her?

Whois- Brilliant isn’t it?

Mr. Dolore- The poor child thinks she’s a cat!

Whois- That’s the point! I create a gas that can automatically make your dreams come true! My sister’s dream was to become a cat so therefore------------

Boyce- YOU’RE WHAT?

Whois- My sister and-----

Olympia- You’re mean! How could you do that?

Whois- Well I----

Mr. Dolore- You’re sister, you’re sibling, you’re kin! How could you be so heartless!

Whois- But I-----

Boyce- What kind of sick twisted mind are you?

Whois- But you don’t---------------

Olympia- Tell us why did you do it?

Whois- (sighs) Well Desiderare had always lifted me up and such and was a great inspiration so I wanted to make her dream come true.

Mr. Dolore- Her dream was to become a cat?

Whois- That was one of them. She loved animals so she wanted to be every animal in the world but so far I have only gotten to the cat one.

Boyce- How did you do that anyways?

Whois- (holds out pill) With this! I have millions of these!

Olympia- How do they work?

Whois- You put it in your mouth, sallow it and then you’re dream comes true.

Mr. Dolore- But do you know that it is not good to dream forever?

Whois- What?

Kids- What?

Mr. Dolore- Well we should listen to our dreams but sometimes we forget that reality isn’t that far. We sometimes just want to escape the world and its troubles but we can’t.

(The kids are staring wide mouth at Mr. Dolore while Whois is blowing his nose.)

Whois- (crying) That is so true!

Olympia- So you’ll turn her back too normal?

Whois- Right away!

(He strokes Desiderare who suddenly looks around like she just realizes she is on the ground.)

Desiderare- Big bro! (gets up) I had a dream that I was a kitty!

Whois- Really?

Desiderare- But I’m glad I’m awake! I rather be your little sister any day! (hugs Whois)

Humans- Aw!

(They watch for a while and then leave.)

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