My Quotes
♡My Favorite Quote♡:
It may not always be so; and I say
that if your lips,which I have loved, should
touch another's, and your dear strong fingers clutch
his heart, as mine in time not far away;
if on another's face your sweet hair lay
in such a silence as I know, or such
great writhing words as, uttering overmuch,
stand helplessly before the spirit at bay;
if this should be, i say if this should be-
you of my heart, send me a little word;
that I may go unto him, and take his hands,
saying, Accept all happiness from me.
Then shall I turn my face, and hear one bird
sing terribly afar in the lost lands.
unlove's the heavenless hell and homeless home
...lovers alone wear sunlight.
[
*Every Girls Dream*]
1. Get kissed in the pouring rain
2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs
5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear
6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about
9. Wearing his jacket (or his sweatshirt) and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you
10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get.
11. A guy who squeezes your hand
12. A guy that says he loves you and means it
13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window
14. A guy who is loyal
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile
20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when hes with friends
21. A guy that tells you everything honestly
22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family
23. A guy that will always let you win
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been
26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better
27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet
28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with
29. A guy that will just randomly call you for no reason at all, just because he misses you
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a fuck and would still tell you that you are amazing to him.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubl
es away.
35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:
[1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.]
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
[3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'in
housewares ..... and see what happens.]
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
[5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.]
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
[7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?']
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
[9. While handling guns in the hunting department,ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.]
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
[11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.]
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
[13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"]
( And; last, but not least!)
[14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
yell,"Theres No Toilet Paper"!!]
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain.
The guy says i love you
you believe its true
but when your tummy starts to swell
he says 'to hell with you'.....
10 minutes of pleasure..
9 months of pain...
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
This never would have never happend
if the rubber wouldn't have torn!
I'll stop loving you when diamonds never sparkle, and flowers cease to grow, when thunder doesnt echo, and rivers do not flow, when heart no longer wonder, and hands are never held, when smiles are only memories, and hope is never felt, when trees no longer blossom, and the stars refuse shine, when autumn has no falling leaves, and winter no longer dies, when
time has no more tomorrows, and rainbows have no hue, then I'll stop loving you
a really sad story that i love...
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.
Meeting you was fate,Becoming ur friend was a choice, but falling in love
with u was beyond my control
So sweep away the sand & dry the
ocean & just pack the moon & stars up in
a cardboard box & stop the clocks from
chiming & block the sun from shining &
paint the sky a deeper shade of blue
because my world is over without you...
love is a sensation
caused by temptation
to feel penetration
from a guys location
in a girls destination
increasing the population
for the next generation
now do you get the explanation
or do you want a demonstration?!??
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES,
BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME,
SO LAY ME DOWN AND TIE ME UP,
AND SHOW ME THAT YOU LIKE ME.
[if u pi$$ me off i have me and him come after u]
{I want to give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?
a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss ain't a kiss
with out some tongue
so open your mouth
and close your eyes
and give your tongue
some EXERCISE!!!! }
Sex is like math u add the bed subtract the
clothes divide the legs and hope u dont
multiply
my iq means:
Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
[KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY!!!THAT"S ME!!!!
KINKY PEOPLE ROCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!]
~ As i walk
through the valley
of the shadow of death
i fear no evil
(for i am the baddest mother f#@ker in the land)
I'd rather be a failure at something i love,
than a success at smething i hate
333
only half evil
Fat people are hard to kidnapp
Don't knock on heaven's door
.....ring the bell and run away
(he hates that)
Don't give me that
"Kinkier that thou" look!!!
Hello officer
(put it on my tab)
Don't think the police help?
next time you are in trouble
try calling a crackhead.
Damn right i've been naughty!
now spank my evil butt!!
I RUN WITH SCISSORS!
[I DO WHATEVER THE VOICES IN MY BOYFRIENDS HEAD TELL ME TO DO]
Can't talk now
(the squirrels are watching)
**HEAVILY MEDICATED**
*FOR YOUR PROTECTION*
Nuttier than a squirrel turd!!!
I hear voices,
and they don't like you
One by one,
the yard gnomes
steal my sanity
Crazy enough to kill
(and smart enough to get away with it)
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME!!!
CHAOS,
PANIC,
DISORDER,
(i see my work here is done)
I'm not totaly useless!!!
I can be used as a bad example
It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful
SARCASM
it's only one of the services i offer
DO I LOOK LIKE A F#@KING PEOPLE PERSON?!?!?
MY SHITTY ATTITUDE
IS NONE OF YOUR
F#@KING BUSINESS!!!
Don't analyse my beliefs,
and i won't pick out the flaws in yours.
FIGHT CRIME
shoot back
I think,
therefore we have nothing in common
I'll try being nicer
if you try being smarter
I'M MULTI-TALENTED!
i can talk AND piss you off at the same time
it's better to be an open sinner
than a false saint
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PAIN
the jewelry and ink are just souvenirs
THEY SAID TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS
.....TOO BAD THEY WERE ALL NIGHTMARES!!!!
You tell me that i sin,
You say i'm bound for hell,
So once your judgement condemns you,
I SHALL SEE YOU THERE
NECROPHILIA:
Lay back,
and crack open a cold one
[DON'T WORRY,
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY
THE FIRST TIME]*evil grin*
I LEAVE BITE MARKS
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES
because i sure as hell won't
Why is there enough religion to incite war,
but not enough religion to instill tolerance?
it's better to die on your feet,
than to live on your knees
TRAMPLE THE WEAK
HURDLE THE DEAD
FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES....
....after they are slain
The weak shall inherit......
NOTHING
it's better to be hated
for what you are
than to be loved
for what you are not
DON'T JUDGE ME
BASED ON YOUR IGNORANCE
I do not go where the path leads.
i instead create my own path
....and leave a trail
MARCH FEARLESS
THROUGH TRENCHES
OF ADVERSITY
LEAVE DYING PLEAS
IN YOUR WAKE
Sometimes,
"THE MAJORITY"
only means
all the fools are
on the same side
TO GO NOWHERE...
FOLLOW THE CROWD
It only takes a single voice
to start a revolution
Pay no mind to
those who talk
behind your back,
it simply means
that you are
two steps ahead
ANTICROMBIE
people too weak
to follow their
own dreams,
will always
find a way to
discourage yours.
CONFORMITY
IS THE DISEASE
REBELLION
IS THE CURE
Stumble!