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Ask Aspen!

Helpful advice on Love, Life, and the Afterlife from our favorite grumpy ghost~

The Rules:
Just insert a question/situation in Dear Abby letter format, complete with (somewhat) anonymous descriptive pen name and insert a break line between questions.

_WARNING!
_{Aspen is and always will be a b*tch. If you don't like her advice, how she phrases it or just her general attitude, it's your own d*mn fault for asking her to begin with.}

Dear Aspen

Where there any other ghost that you meet and got along with?

-ice cream puppy

Dear Puppy-

"Got along with"? Well, it would be pretty stupid of me to go around p*ssing off every spirit I saw since we're all sort of stuck with each other for eternity. However, we don't exactly have a club in which we all just sit around the graveyard, swap lifestories and scare tourists. I mean, after a few centuries, even the most agreeable people would get on your nerves. Luckily~ there's a big world out there to put a lot of space between myself and the more irritating spirits out there.

-Aspen

Dear Aspen

what is the greatest thing about being a ghost?

-Blood-tastes-better-with-a-spoon-full-of-sugar.

Dear BTBWASFOS-

I'm already dead, so I can p*ss off as many non-soul-suckers as I want~

-Aspen

Dear Aspen

Do you have any dating advice for a timid girl?

-Brownie

Dear Brownie-

Yes.

-Aspen

P.S. Despite what my editor says, I did answer your question. Whether or not you have a follow-up is not my problem unless you send it to me.

Dear Aspen-

Please tell me!!
-Brownie

Dear Brownie-

Make sure your guy, girl, dead person, interdimensional warlock--really whatever you're interested in--know when you are feeling uncomfortable. Have the relationship progress at the pace you want and only push yourself if you desire it, not because your whatever does. If the whatever can't respect your wishes, then he/she/it isn't worth the trouble.

-Aspen

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: Yue and Soran work in the blood labs that confirm the fact that everyone's related. Plus, Yue ends up dating David who is DEFINITELY affected by the Thorn family tree.

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: true.... I would say momo but she becomes friends with Yuki and Sean so...I think everyones effected at least by proxy.

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: Exactly. I mean, everyone affected by David and Yuki are affected by the fact that they wouldn't be who they are--or even where they are--if it wasn't for Jace (or Jack in Yuki's case).

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: O.O you created a very influential family...

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: Me? ._.

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: the thorn family was YOUR idea, and Fern and Jace were the first ones, both being your characters.

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: ...Oh, yeah. XD

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: so congrats on making the characters that ,by proxy or directly, made everything possible...cause ya also come up with Nova too.

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: Holy cheese, I did. XD

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: Yep, you are the Undead Zoo Godess of creation.

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: Then what are you?

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: I'm the random person that ran in and detonated an idea bomb than said "Oh Fu**, I didn't not expect this" and ran out screaming various character names.

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: I think we make an interesting duo, by my description. XD XD XD

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: You did the Big Bang. I just sculpted out of the leftovers.

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: precisely, and Crimson sprinkled the love sparkles on everything~

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: Pft. Quite the Parthenon, there. :P

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: yep, but it's the best Parthenon.

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: It's only three goddesses!

2017-11-04 [Kbird]: still the best. eWe

2017-11-04 [ancienteye]: XD XD XD

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