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Obviosly this page is for the bathroom jokes, and shit like that. Haha! I said shit! It's a bathroom joke page!! lol! *clears throat* ok, not funny...*walks away*
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red. "Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. Actually, "No" he replies. "I'm just the manager." "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused, "he's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message." She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
A man goes up to the barman and says that he can fart the nation anthem. "Go on then," he said. the man jumped on to the bar, and shat all over it. "What the f**k are you doing?" said the barman. "Hey, even Pavarotti needs to clear his throat before a performance!"
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The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]
In the old folks home, Ben was dozing in his chair. Every time he started to lean over, the nurse pushed him back so he wouldnt fall out of his chair. Later on, his son arrived and asked how he was doing.
"It's alright, I guess, but that young nurse makes it bloody difficult for me to fart."
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The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]
Little Red Riding Hood was walking down the path in the woods and spots something out of the corner of her eye. "AHAH" She shouted as she pointed to the wolf squatting down behind some bushes, no doubt an ambush. The wolf quickly runs off. She walks along and sees him again. Again, she shouts and the wolf runs off. another short walk and she sees the wolf yet again. this time when she shouts the wolf goes up to her and says, "Will you just piss off now, I'm trying to have a shit!"
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The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]
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