Ingredients:
1. One whole boiled cabbage-No need to wash. The local strays will no doubt have done their own watering so this will be sufficient
2. The rancid potatoes grown for the special occasion in any nearby dump.
3. Grow bacterial mold for a few months. This creates flavor and textures and that hint of spice that will absolutely leave your partner/guinea pig/re-homed juvenile delinquent/worst enemy/ begging for more