In all reality, I am The Gatekeeper of Satire. Satire needs to be defended. And now I am also the Co-master Grim Reaper. Therefore, my power extends. I am a voice that shall be heard one way or another by eager ears. I shall place new ideas into minds that shall ponder them endlessly.
So step closer, if you please, and examine my maze of a mind filled with a pool of thoughts pointing in all sorts of directions.