My Corner of Randomness

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This is an annex of [Synsae]'s house where he will put random things which include the following:

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Things I learned from watching horror movies:

Ghosts:

1) Never build your house or any building structure on an indian burial ground (Red Rose, Amityville Horror)
2) Never enter a house where someone was brutally murdered, chances are once you leave the house, the ghost will follow and kill you (The Grudge)
3) If you do enter a house where someone was murdered, you are already dead (The Grudge)
4) Ghosts like big buildings (The Haunting, Red Rose, and The House on Haunted Hill)
5) If a famous actress disappears in your house, your house is probably haunted (Red Rose)
6) If you lead an experimental team into a house....WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!! (Red Rose, The Haunting, and Flesh for the Beast)
7) Some ghosts like to seduce their prey, these ghosts are called succubus, beware of them (Flesh for the Beast)
8) Ghosts of Witches are the worst kind of ghosts (Blair Witch Project, Ghost Game)
9) Ghosts will kill you unless you have the sword to the King of Gondor that died in the first Lord of the Rings movies, then they will do your bidding (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)
10) Never EVER! dance on the grave of the dead, unless you wish to get killed by the ghost of the corpse's grave (The Gravedancers)

More about Ghosts to be added later

Zombies

1) Zombies can run (as noted in several movies)
2) Zombies do not need to stop to breathe, they are already dead (just a personal thought of mine)
3) Zombies only die if you damage their head (as noted in several movies)
4) Since Zombies do not need to stop to catch their breathe... its best to find a secure place with lots of food for shelter, just do not get spotted when you enter this place because they learn quickly how to enter a building (Dawn of the Dead)
5) For boredom, if you have a buddy locked in a firearm shop... write names of people, who are now zombies, on signs... and see if your buddy can shoot them (Dawn of the Dead)
6) If anyone is bitten and you know it, kill them immediately, it usually destroys your chances of survival if they turn and you do not do anything to stop it (as noted in several movies)
7) Don't go after the god damn dog (Dawn of the Dead)
8) Aliens do have a cure for Zombies provided the Zombies were created by meteors (Undead)
9) Now the Aliens can not cure anyone who is a Zombie if you kill the Zombie... now can they (Undead)
10) If you choose not to kill a Zombie so that the Aliens can cure them... the Zombies will still kill you... don't you just love these types of choices? (Undead)
11) There is also a cure for Zombies created by a virus... but you must use the antidote before the infected turn (Resident Evil 1 & 2)
12) Zombie Children.... innocent until they dogpile onto you (Resident Evil 2)
13) Zombies like Queen (Shawn of the Dead)
14) Beware of Zombie dogs (Resident Evil 1 & 2)
15) Ditch anyone in your party that looks like Boris from Goldeneye (Shawn of the Dead)
16) Speaking of Boris and Goldeneye... "I AM INVINCIBLE!" (Goldeneye... I know its not a horror movie... but... could not resist it)
17) If you are stuck somewhere 5 miles in an underground facility full of Zombies... just remember, "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE" (Resident Evil 1)
18) After a Zombie crisis is settled down and troops are called in to restore order and protect you incase of another outbreak... STAY IN YOUR ZONING AREA!!! DO NOT LEAVE IT TO GO TO YOUR OLD HOUSE EVEN IF ITS ONLY SEVERAL MILES AWAY!!! (28 WEEKS LATER)
19) You know you are only doing more harm than good by doing experiments on Zombies (Resident Evil 3)
20) Zombies on a Plane? Sucks to be you (Flight of the Living Dead)

More about Zombies to be added later

Vampires (according to the movies, please note this)

1) Vampires and Werewolves do NOT get along (Van Helsing and the Underworld series)
2) If your looking through a camcorder taping a journalist for the news and suddenly the journalist's neck gets cut by nothing... RUN!!!! (Dracula 2000)
3) Dracula is great at seduction (as noted from many Dracula movies)
4) Don't go poking your hand into the mouth of a corpse to a dead vampire that has not combusted yet (Dracula 2)
5) Vampires sometimes like to gloat on what they will do once they kill you(Van Helsing)
6) In times of a Vampire crisis... great sex can happen (Van Helsing and various other Vampire movies)
7) Vampires sometimes get bored with living forever, so then they sleep for about 1000 years and start a rock band (Queen of the Damned)
8) Never say "Bite Me" to a Vampire... they just might actually do it (Just a personal thought)
9) Vampires in Alaska during the state's 30 days of night? Well, your screwed (30 Days of Night)
10) Stay away from Mexican bars/saloons that also happen to be truck stops (Dusk before Dawn 1, 2, and 3)
11) Like with Zombies, if a friend or member of your party gets bitten by a vampire, take them out immediately (various movies I can not remember right now, but including Dusk before Dawn)

more to come on Vampires once I think of them

Werewolves (not to be confused with lycans... lycans and werewolves are 2 different things, but again... we are talking about movies here)

1) Werewolves and Vampires do not get along (Van Helsing and the Underworld series)
2) Werewolves usually hunt in packs (Dog Soldiers)
3) If your going to send in special operatives to capture a Werewolf... bring more than a squad... since werewolves usually hunt in packs... a squad would not last a minute (Dog Soldiers)
4) Werewolves live in human form for most of the month... they live in houses... do not enter these houses... because they know every inch of that house (Dog Soldiers)
5) Throwing an Mp5 that does not work at a werewolf.... is NOT going to kill it (Dog Soldiers)
6) If a big creature jumps in front of your car forcing you to crash into another car and sending it off the road.... do not go help the other driver... stay on the road (Cursed)
7) Do not insult a werewolf by saying how bad it looks... it will only upset the werewolf and make it come out.... this is of course... if your not surrounded by a bunch of police officers (Cursed)
8) Brains on the floor... and now that werewolf is dead... though silver would have done fine too (Cursed)
9) Werewolves go back to human form when dead... do not try and show the body off... you will just be thought of as crazy (Cursed)
10) Although pots and pans will hold off a werewolf from killing you... it will not stop the other werewolves in the pack from getting to you (Dog Soldiers)
11) Don't try and take a vehicle from a barn during a werewolf crisis.... and do not go into the back to try and fight it (Dog Soldiers)
12) Don't turn your back to a window and insult the werewolves after you just finished holding them off from attack (Dog Soldiers)
13) When an already dead cow jumps off a cliff and lands on your campfire... you should vacate the area immediately (Dog Soldiers)
14) Blowing up the entire house will kill all the werewolves in the house provided they are not in the basement (Dog Soldiers)
15) No self respecting werewolves would keep silver in their houses... unless they do not know of the silver letter opener that was on the body of the dead camper they just killed (Dog Soldiers)
16) Females who are werewolves are very deceptive in human form (Dog Soldiers)
17) Werewolves do not need a full moon to transform... they can change into wolf form at any time (Blood and Chocolate, Big Bad Wolf, The Feeding)
18) Werewolves can talk in human language (Big Bad Wolf)
19) Werewolves can heal quickly, well unless you poke out their eye or cut off their arm (Silver Bullet, Dog Soldiers)
20) Even in human form, Werewolves are strong and quick (Big Bad Wolf, Cursed)

more on werewolves when I can think of them...
can you tell I like the movie Dog Soldiers?

The Headless Horseman a.k.a The Galloping Hessian (I am a fan of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow... hence why I am putting this on my list)

1) Never dig up the grave of an American Revolutionary War Soldier... especially if he fought for the British and was a German Mercenary and take the skeleton's skull (Sleepy Hollow)
2) Shooting The Headless Horseman... does not kill him (Sleepy Hollow)
3) Fighting The Headless Horseman with farm equipment, though it looks cool, does not do any good (Sleepy Hollow)
4) The Headless Horseman... KNOWS where you are (Sleepy Hollow)
5) Just because you know Black Magic... does not mean you will get away with using The Headless Horseman to kill off people you want dead so you can get revenge or take their land or possessions (Sleepy Hollow)
6) The Headless Horseman CAN cross that bridge but he can NOT get on holy ground... he can however use a fence spike as a spear and grapling hook (Sleepy Hollow)
7) Watch your head (Sleepy Hollow)
8) There is no horseman, there never was a horseman, and there never will be a horseman. Yeah, right. (Sleepy Hollow)

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