Doodles In Elftown

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This is where you do that thing you always wanted to do... create Native/North American Indian names in the vein of 'Dances With Wolves'

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If you want to add names go to it!!!! lol.
Just follow suit and put your name on and start your list. :)
Simple...

Nothing is sacred...
No matter how profound or profane

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[Madhalf Heatlump]

Prays to toilet seats
commiserates with shriners
Wakes with wood
Pursues Hollow Goals
Makes Idle Threats
Writes Name In Snow
Talks With Mouth Full
Dances With Lampshade
Squats While Peeing
Excited By Breezes
Travels By Subway
Uses Other Hand To Feel Like A Stranger
Makes Obvious Sexual Innuendo
Fails To Signal
Still Uses Potty
Repeat Myself When Under Stress Repeat Myself When Under Stress (thanks Adrian Belew)
Plays With Self
Takes More Than He Needs
Hung Like A Hamster
Pees on bushes
Takes up chute
Crams for exams
Prefers To Wear Leather
Engulfs Penis
Bangs Back of Uterus
Rarely Coherent
Impassioned To The Point of Pathetic
Talks With Tards

[moira hawthorne]

Motivated By Coffee
Falls Down Stairs
Forgiveness Follows Chocolate
Ego Distorts Reality
Hair Coloured by Clairol
Shops in Thrift Stores
Yaoi Makes My Day
Malfunctions During Sleeplessness
Burns Rice while Drawing
Stupidity Cancelled By Cuteness
Helpless when Miserably Sick
Pisses On Floors
Sceptical of Dog
Wakes With *Magnificent* Plans
Hardness Hinders Rolling
Sleeps In Wet Spot
Sits By Fire Reliving Old Victories
Flys By Night
Scratches Brain With Chopstick
Works In Garden Til Back Aches
Finger Paints With Toes
Runs To Washroom
Paints Nails Black
Sits With Heels Behind Ears
Penis Size Makes Gerbils Jealous
Scribbles In The Dark
Awesome Lover In My Own Mind
Giggles With Self
Sews Naughty Dollys
Drinks Till He's Cute
[BlondeGoth] = Blonde Dressed in Black

[kiradraco]

Standing Proud
Bigmouth spewing garbage
Keeps big snake in pants
Thrusts like jack-hammer
Drinks too much
Makes women wet their panties
Face like a pizza
Ample of bosom
Hair is always messy
Likes a spankin

[Dark Side of the Moon]

Whines A Lot
Stands Like a Busted Light Post
Stomps on Cats
Chugs Coffee
Sleeps During Movies
Laughs at Farts
Belches Like Hippo

[LynnAnneBrown]

Sleeps with teddy bear
Cries at sad movies
Trips over own feet
Laughs at bad jokes
Laughs at good jokes
Laughs just because
Forgetter of names
Rattles at spirits
Smokes like fiend
Player of Games
Drawer of Doodles
Looser of Keys
Dreams while waking
Sings though tone deaf
Writes like doctor
Chews gum while walking

[~Kissing Chaos~]

Hardens when stroked
Moan’s a lot
Nipples on back
Foot in mouth
Brown finger
Sings like toilet
Shits on elephant
Kisses the brown eye
Foot in ass
Long tongue
Long shlong
Slaps with dick
Feels by nipples

[Talkris]

Lives for Coffee
Paints Messily
Brain Farts
Makes No Sense While Talking
Owns Too Many Reptiles
Owns Too Many Pets
Thinks She's God
Smarter Then Bread
Sings Like Dead Bird
Fights Like Beaver
Balances Plate on Head
Doodles on Walls
Pretty Like Lampshade
Burns Like Fire
Cheats at Cards
Not Good with Money
Cares too Much for Cars
Says Hi to Everyone
Tries too Hard
Big Sexy Ass
Shorter then a Gnome
Sleeps with the Fishes
Squeaks like a Chew Toy