[99 Death Eaters]

You and I in a little magic shop
Buy some Chocolate Frogs with the money we've got
Set them free but they don't last long
They're good for one jump, then they're done
At the base of my spine I get a tingling sense
Something evil is about to commence
Under cover of a darkened sky
99 Death Eaters go by

99 Death Eaters under cover of a darkened sky
The Ministry's on red alert
And something here from somewhere else
The Aurors all spring to life
Moody opens up his eye
And focusing it on the sky
As 99 Death Eaters go by

99 Decision Street
99 ministers meet
To worry worry, super scurry
Call Dementors in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
Cornelius Fudge is on the line
As 99 Death Eaters go by

99 knights of the air
Ride their magic Firebolts
Everyone's a super-hero
Everyone's a Ludo Bagman
The goal is to identify
Clarify and classify
Scramble in the darkened sky
As 99 Death Eaters go by
99 Death Eaters go byyyyyyyy

99 dreams I have had
The Dark Mark's floating in the air
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In what used to be the city
If I could find something tragic
Just to prove there once was magic
And here is a Chocolate Frog
I think of you and let it go

[All I Want For Christmas]

I know that last year
I asked for way too many things on my Christmas wishlist
But not this year
I'm narrowing it down, now
'Cause I know exactly what I want
And I'm only gonna ask for what I want

I know Hogwarts would be better
If that bed-wetter didn't show his face 'round anymore
But I know, I know you've been trying
Trying to make this happen
I beg of you, I plead of you, I dream for you, I scream for you
To try a little harder

Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear

I don't want a Firebolt
I don't want a wand
Don't want Hermione to wake up and find Crookshanks gone
I don't want Hagrid covered in boils
I don't even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle

I don't want Weasley to eat his own turds
Don't want Pansy Parkinson to let me get to third
Don't want any of these things, I really don't care
I don't want a piece of peanut brittle, I don't want a pear

I don't want no Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
Don't even want Muggles to find out what the Dark Mark means
All I'm really asking of you pretty pretty please
Is to use your evil powers to bring Harry to his knees

Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear, yeah!

Voldemort
There is one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
There is one thing that I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear

[Broomstick]

I don't think it's fair
That you are the youngest Seeker in years
I really don't care
That you caught the stupid Remembrall

This year things will be much different, you see
Because my father really came through for me
And now my teammates and I all can say
Gryffindor better bow down to the Slytherin way

'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa

'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa

You must've felt cool
When McGonagall picked you as the Seeker
Do you feel like a fool
Now that your broomstick is weaker

Yours is a Nimbus 2000, I've got '3
My broomstick makes yours look like Ron Weasley
We can beat you with our arms tied behind our back
You can stick last year's House Cup up your crack

'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa

'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa

[Hippogriffs Deserve To Die]

Have you heard of that freak
The one they call Buckbeak
I'll never bow my head to him, uh-huh
I won't show respect
To that Darwinian reject
I'll never bow my head to him, uh-huh

'Cause Hippogriffs deserve to die
Hippogriffs deserve to die

It's not my fault at all it happened
Mudbloods better stop overreacting now
I'll tell you why he deserves to croak
That mother attacked me unprovoked, oh yeah

Because Hippogriffs deserve to die
Hippogriffs deserve to die
Hippogriffs deserve to die
Hippogriffs deserve to die
Hippogriffs deserve to die


We will paint the sky in blood tonight
The feathers of the heathen never taking flight
Hippogriffs deserve to die (x6)

[I Couldn't Kill Albus Dumbledore]

He never gave me the attention he gave Harry
He never showed an interest in me
I watched him from afar
Wishing I had a scar
So he would see the great wizard I could be

There was always a brightness dancing in his eye
And the hint of laughter just below the calm
I just couldn't do what the Dark Lord ordered me to
I couldn't do the old man any harm

No I couldn't kill Albus Dumbledore
I couldn't kill Albus Dumbledore
I couldn't kill Albus Dumbledore
I couldn't kill him

Finally I had him at my mercy
But I couldn't bring myself to kill the man
I selected a path to face up to the wrath
Of not meeting the Dark Lord's demands

'Cause I couldn't kill Albus Dumbledore
No I couldn't kill Albus Dumbledore
I couldn't kill Albus Dumbledore
No I couldn't kill
Said I couldn't kill Albus Dumbledore

[In Which I Kick Harry Potter In The Face]

On the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy
Chillin' out, maxin', compartment 3-B
Well it was to much to expect privacy
'Specially with a reject like our friend Harry
That's when I started talking about Voldemort

As I was explaining my sweet new positch'
Thought I saw a shoe or a small piece of fish
No it was a shoe that my two eyes did see
Under a cloak of invisibility
Just then a thought started creeping up on me
And I knew exactly what I'd do
Make you wish you acted more quickly
And that I'd never seen your shoe

I'm going to kick you in the face
I might do it twenty-seven times just in case
I know nothing could ever replace
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face

After they left I went through with my plan
And tied a tight knot around each of your hands
Made you listen to Stryper and "Enter Sandman"
Made you hear "Rio" by Duran Duran
You didn't like it, what is wrong with you?

That made me angry, I was so upset
I kicked you hard that your pants you did wet
You looked like somebody took a small baby
Stuck it in a blender and turned on puree

I just kicked you in the face
Hey, Harry Potter, how does your blood taste?
I know nothing could ever replace
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face

I just kicked you in the face
Hey, Mr. Potter, how does your blood taste?
I know nothing could ever replace
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face

[My Dad Is Rich]

My dad's always there
To open all my doors
You have to call a patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours
My mom says she loves me
When she tucks me into bed
How's your mommy doing in the Mirror of Erised?

My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead

Your dad's on his journey
To the great beyond
When you're dueling you might see him come out of someone else's wand
You may have freed our house-elf
And brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted by a big green glowing flame

My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead

My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead

[Pansy (You Are The Girl Of My Dreams)]

I noticed you today
You didn't repulse me right away
Which is a good sign
'Cause there's a lot of ugly girls in line
Waiting for me to ask them to the dance
If you're lucky I might take a chance
And ask you to the dance

Oh Pansy
You are the girl of my dreams
'Cause all the other girls in Slytherin are fugly
I like you
I hope you like me too
'Cause you're the only okay-looking girl in Slytherin


Oh Pansy
You are the girl of my dreams
'Cause all the other girls in Slytherin are fugly
I like you
I hope you like me too
'Cause you're the only okay-looking girl in Slytherin
You're the only okay-looking girl in Slytherin
You're the one for me
Oh Pansy Parkinson

[Potions Yesterday]

You messed up in potions yesterday
But everyone still thinks you're really great
Except Snape
Except Snape
Except Snape and me

'Cause we see you for what you really are
Stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scar
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape

You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree
No one else would kick you out and make you history
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape

'Cause rules are rules no matter who you are
And you're the stupid jerk who wrecked a flying car
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape

We were teamed up in dueling class
And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape
Except for Snape

We didn't know you talked to snakes
Which worked out alright in the end
No everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And now so does everyone else

[Tom Felton's Kinda Hot]

They're making movies about my years at Hogwarts
And they had to pick just the right one
To represent me
On the silver screen
And I've gotta say they've got it spot on

'Cause he's a swell guy we all like a lot
And he's got it going on with those baby blues he's got
And even though I'm straight
I'm not ashamed to say
Tom Felton's kinda hot

[Voldemort Is Awesome]

You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry
My dad told me it was really scary
We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us
Your people

When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad
Some jerks were happy
No, they were not sad
They said, "Hooray
There's no way he's okay
Yeah I think he has gone away
Far away
There to stay
Oh hooray"

They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome
'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about
It won't take that much longer
You're getting stronger every day

And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah
They're afraid that you will attack and
I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers

And now it looks like you'll be back in your place
My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face
He said, "Hooray
He's okay
Oh Voldaya
Yeah, I think he is back to stay
Praise the day
I am gay
Oh hooray"

Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome
Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome too?
Won't you do me a solid
And share with me your knowledge
It won't take that longer
I could get stronger every day
So much stronger

Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you's and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too

Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you's and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too

[Why Won't You Shake My Hand]

The Sorting Hat said, "Slytherin could make you great"
But you pleaded with him, "No"
And I think that was a big mistake
'Cause kindness can only get you so far
And I don't believe it was love that created your scar
It was the will to live
Oh Harry why won't you be my friend?

The first day at Hogwarts I offered you my hand
But you refused it, why I just don't understand
'Cause you left me no choice but to
Insult all the people that you chose to stand next to
You made me look like a jerk
Do you think that you're better than me?
Well, that hurts

Why won't you shake my hand?
Why won't you shake my hand?
Why won't you shake my hand, Harry Potter?

Oh, here we go

Why won't you shake my hand?
Why won't you shake my hand?
Why won't you shake my hand, Harry Potter?

[Your Family Is Poor]

You wake up in the morning and
Put on your old hand-me-downs and then
You embarrass yourself
'Cause you're a Weasley

Are those freckles you're sportin' or
Is that poop on your face?
I'm inclined not to believe it's freckles
Because of the smell

I saw you try to buy some Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
But you could not because, well nothing is all you got

Because your family is poor
And I do implore
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said your family is poor
And I know for sure
That I am so much better than you because your family is poor

The way that your hair looks like some lice are living there
Is kind of funny to me
I try and not to be around you
'Cause you always smell like ... pee

Because your family is poor
And I do implore
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said your family is poor
And I know for sure
That I am so much better than you because your family
Your family is poor