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Help!! The pigeons are out to get me!! Anyone who wants to save me, join this page.
As you can tell, I am weird and have serious problems(shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip!!).Still, if you feel safe enough to join, be my guest.
Not only are the pigeons in on this but the other birds as well, crows, ravens, and flamingos(from now on known as 'pink mingos') especially The huge pink birds help plot the human race's end, PINK IS AN EVIL COLOR. I'll be okay.I lost it but I WILL BE OKAY!!! The leprechauns tell me to burn things which is awesomely cool but they won't go away when I tell them. Louis says hi too he's the guy who talks to me and my friends.

Anyway, back to the birds plotting the end of the human race. I'm recruiting anyone who wishes to save the world from a feathery takeover. Comment on this page and I will answer when I have time.

Pigeons are the embodiment of evil!! They go around spreading disease and crapping on people's new clothes. Do you know how much that really, really sucks? It does, and I will do everything to stop the plans of the evil birds!!

 There are many branches in this military and therefore, there are many ranks. To list them all would be overwhelming(to me).
I will post a list of recruits and their ranks here.
Recruits as of now include:

[bye.](me)-Demon Bird Slayer and World Saver
[jAMm]-2nd degree bird hunter
[BelloCaccia]-private
[Kealey]-Artillerist Captain
[Firenze]-psychotic bird killer#1
[frozen_n_time]-psychotic bird killer#2
[BornFromSilence]-private
[Predenica]-private
[To Whom It May Concern]-private
[Annonymous]-private
[Smile Addiction]-private
[JajaJulie]-private
[Denny Jojomojolojo] eeeh?
[~DarkMark~] private looooooon
[lordjoesnow] beaver level ^_^
[Cute Deranged Psycho]-pscho slaughter
[BlackTearsCry]-.MSK.(Master Bird killer)
[sweet transvestite27]I shall peck your eyes out biatch!!
[Blasphemous Rumours]
[bassistgirl] aviphobe
[Vixen!]
[Nymphette] SHODDY PIGEON WILL SAVE THE DAY! Hes the only nice pigeon around. and he fights against fat pigeon, the worst pigeon of them all...
[sheeby] well well what do we have here another evil pigeon huh BANG hahaha it didn't last very long lol
[Gulius] Bastard fuckin pigeons!!! ahh i hate em all
[Alsar] Kill the bloody rats of the sky
[Yautja] I'll shoot the bastard fucking things
[ghostiegirl] THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!THE PIGEONS!!!!
WRING THEIR NECKS!!!!
[POG] THEYRE COmING!!!!!! *swats away pigeon with glowy red eyes* Back, BEASTS!!!!!!
[Obsidian Blackwillow] kill the pigeons
[Keyta] sniper and with a bag of bird seed *evil little smile*
[newgroundman1234] my muffins are pigeon hating muffins!!!
[BOIGOTH] - fear the wrath of my army of super snails, pigeon scum!!!
[Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] I've got spys in their systems... Shhh! (Woodpecker flys by) I told you never to meet me in public!
[*Leric*]- ....It BIT ME
[scars] die you evil demon birdies
[Caritas] BEWARE! They are coming to get us all!! *runs for dear life* *stops* OHHH ICE CREAM! Umm. I mean ALLLLL
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
[iliketoast] - the pigeons eat bread...NOT toast...*anger*