Extreme measure #1: Field Trip to Linköping through the Ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah

This is for those who want to go to Israel in order to support my cause to bring Elfwood back online: you could go to Masada National Park and ride the cable car to the summit of Masada, where you will have a great view of the Dead Sea region. The ashen remains of the city-state of Gomorrah can be clearly seen from the summit of Masada, and if you know someone who drives in Israel, you can ask him/her to take you to the ashen ruins of the city-state of Gomorrah. When you arrive at the ashen remains of Gomorrah, don't forget to pick some sulfur balls from the gypsum ash. When you come back to civilization from your trip to Gomorrah, you can buy a ticket from Tel Aviv's Ben Gurion International Airport to Stockholm, and then get a bus from there to Linköping, where Usify's offices are located. When you get to Usify's offices in Linköping, you can break one of the sulfur balls up and burn one small pellet of sulfur on a fireproof object in the offices to remind the person who pulled the plug on Elfwood of his/her eternal fate and to bring the site back online through the toxic fumes emitted from the burning sulfur.

Criteria for the real Sodom and Gomorrah

The location has to be on the western shores of the Dead Sea, as Genesis 10:19 says that the bordering locations of the land of Canaan are given in counter-clockwise order, thus giving the clue on where the four cities were located, spread out across the Dead Sea region, especially the western shores of the Dead Sea. Another criterion for the real Sodom and Gomorrah is the unique swirly pattern on the ashen formations, which shows that there was thermal ionization, and another criterion is that virtually nothing grows in the region. (Moses told that in Deuteronomy 29:23!) The criterion to look for is the existence of unique white sulfur balls embedded in the gypsum ash, which is the evidence that God did rain fire and brimstone on the city-states of Sodom and Gomorrah, along with the ruins' distinct sulfurous odor.

Required Equipment

You will need a supply of water (the Dead Sea is super-duper salty, and the land around the Dead Sea is barren and arid, just as what Moses described in Deuteronomy 29:23!), a small handheld saw, a chisel, a hammer, a GPS receiving device (including your phone!), a map of the Dead Sea region and a compass. (I don't want you getting lost in the ashen ruins of an ancient city-state that was destroyed approx. 4000 years ago, and the saw, chisel and hammer is useful for extracting the sulfur balls from the ash!)

WARNING: BIBLICAL HISTORY AHEAD!

In early Old Testament times, back when Abraham and his nephew Lot were alive, the Dead Sea region used to be a fertile valley that Lot compared to the Garden of Eden (Genesis 13:10), and is where the city-states of Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah and Zeboim were located. Later in Abraham's life and in the days of Lot, fire and brimstone rained down on the region, turning the once fertile valley into a wasteland of salt, sulfur and gypsum. (Genesis 19, Deuteronomy 29:23) The Book of Genesis tells that Abraham saw smoke rising from Sodom and Gomorrah like that of a blast furnace from where his tent was. (Genesis 19:28) The fire and brimstone that rained upon Sodom and Gomorrah may have prevented a series of pandemics from breaking out in a time before modern medicine. (the heat of the fire and brimstone that torched these ancient city-states was completely inhospitable to bacteria, viruses, fungi and parasites!) It's believed that the tears shed by the residents of the cities in the region has led to the formation of a briny lake called the Dead Sea. This is the primary reason that sulfur balls of unique chemistry can be found on the western shores of the Dead Sea.

To see what these ashen remains look like, go to these links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IksUJCFCaMo and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9CndSbxpo

Biblical history aside, if you want to give me ideas for extreme measures, feel free to visit my house and send me a message containing your idea for another extreme measure for my campaign.

Extreme Measure #2: Imprecatory Prayer Against Elfwood's Downtime

Another extreme measure we may have to take is to unite ourselves in imprecatory prayer against the downtime that Elfwood is currently under, so the armies of heaven can cooperate with us in our campaign to reclaim and secure Elfwood. This extreme measure is for the Christians on Elftown who want to take part in my campaign to reclaim and secure Elfwood for all.

If you don't know what imprecatory prayer is: it's a type of prayer that tells God to go against the offending things or people, but in our case, that involves praying for God to stretch out His hand and do all it takes to bring Elfwood back online, and with the design as proposed in Stefan Loå's website. (Stefan's proposal for Elfwood is in Swedish, so those who can't speak Swedish might struggle understanding the proposal!)

Required Equipment and Knowledge

You will need a Bible (preferably a King James Bible for English speakers, a Luther Bible for German speakers and any other Bible version descended from the same source texts as the KJV), some knowledge on imprecatory prayer and the applications of said prayer type, and willingness to pray such prayers against the downtime affecting Elfwood.