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2016-08-17 [ancienteye]: Explode, what? O.O

2016-08-18 [Kbird]: Yeah, I heard on the new how a few of them have exploded in people's pockets and hands.

2016-08-18 [ancienteye]: Yikes. There has /got/ to be some context to that...

2016-08-18 [Kbird]: I have seen videos..I don't know what causes them to do it.

2016-08-18 [ancienteye]: Hmmmm.....

2016-08-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: I think it's when they leave them on and get over heated.

2016-08-18 [ancienteye]: That makes sense. My friend says they take a lot of cleaning and maintenance if you use them often.

2016-08-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah, I don't get the appeal of cigarettes or e cigarettes.

2016-08-18 [Kbird]: Nor do I , quite frankly I hate them. I believe I can honestly blaim smoking for my mom's cancer, and two of my aunt's dying of cancer.

2016-08-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: And they cause a lot of other problems other than cancer, yellow teeth, asthma, poor immune system which makes you sick easier, yellow nails, and women's voices tend to get lower.

2016-08-18 [Kbird]: Plus it effects the people around you too, My mom never touched a cigarette in her life but everyone but her dad (7 kid family plus an adopted daughter) smoked.

2016-08-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah, second hand smoke is actually worse than actually smoking.

2016-08-18 [Kbird]: Yeah... thus I shall never smoke.

2016-08-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: Me either. It also can give your pets cancer.

2016-09-26 [ancienteye]: I keep this link for the recipe, and the funny.

https://notalwaysfriendly.com/a-recipe-for-disaster/34252

A Recipe For Disaster
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(My friend is visiting her sister-in-law who lives in my neighborhood so I invite both of them over for dinner. I make shrimp creole and they both compliment it and both ask for the recipe. The recipe involves sautéing diced onion, green pepper, and celery in butter, then adding tomatoes, bay leaves, Tabasco sauce, salt, and pepper, and simmering before adding cooked shrimp and serving over rice. A week later, I get a call from the friend.)

Friend: “My husband hates your shrimp creole.”

Me: “Oh, that’s too bad. Maybe the Tabasco sauce was too spicy for him.”

Friend: “No, it couldn’t be that. I didn’t use it.”

Me: “Oh, I guess he doesn’t like all those little veggies, but anyway, too bad he was unhappy.”

Friend: “Oh, cutting up those vegetables was too much work. I wasn’t going to bother with THAT! I just bought some salsa and heated it up and dumped in some frozen shrimp and microwaved it and put it over minute rice. He said he was surprised how bad it was, and I thought I should tell you that your recipe is horrible.”

Me: “Uh, you didn’t EVEN TOUCH my recipe.”

2016-09-27 [Kbird]: XD That's so stupid! Don't ask for a recipe if you aren't going to use it right.

2016-09-27 [ancienteye]: SERIOUSLY! XD

2016-09-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: Shouldn't ask for a recipe if you're too lazy to put in the work to actually make it like it's supposed to be made, idjit!

2016-09-27 [ancienteye]: XD

2016-11-04 [Kbird]: .< Dang, where did the pictures go?!

2016-11-09 [~Crimson Angel~]: No clue.

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