Fanclubbing



It's completely useless, it takes time to find people who even care the slightest, and it takes work to build it up. After all this has been done, there is maintainance, correction, and so on.

When all the organising and fixing has been done, the members can join. You must then figure out the right quantity. 2 members, of course, won't do. However, 40 is over the top. With only 2 members, the Club's conversation-box will be nearly empty. With 40, you'll barely be able to keep up.

When you find the right quantity, and all the spaces have been filled up, you can have a nice club. The conversation will be good at the beginning, but soon, VERY soon, the random spam will start. Hugs will be flying everywhere, you'll see the word "cheese" come by randomly, and it will become the inbox of useless@et.com.

When you reach this state, it's time to kick in with the organisation. Storyboards can be made, stuff like that.
The point is, to create entertainment for the members, and a page where they can dump their oppinion, which basically, no-one in club cares about.

After all this work, all this sweat and pain, all of the torture, you can finally step back, and look at what you have made. A Fanclub.

All this hard work. For 1 F*CKING fanclub.
All of your time, spoiled.
Gone forever.
Spent without thinking, just to make a Fanclub...

But who gives a sh*t anyway?!

It's fun to be in a fanclub, the useless spam, is nice to do, the organised stuff is fun to join, and your oppinion that no-one cares about, finally got it's own place.

Trust me one this one,

Fanclubs rule!




Alpha And Omega