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2007-05-21 [.soldier]: I know a few, but I can't think of any...
2007-05-21 [Gray Fox]: ok well here is a nock nock joke
nock nock
who's there
icecream soda
icecream soda who
icecream soda the people can here me
2007-05-21 [Gray Fox]: and good one boss i the biggest perv in the world dident catch that 1
2007-05-21 [Mr. Wonka]: I didn't get that joke...
2007-05-21 [Gray Fox]: talk like a black person when u say it
2007-05-21 [Mr. Wonka]: Didn't get that shit, dawg! (my apologies to all black persons I may have offended ^^)
2007-05-21 [The Beyonder]: Okay, I guess you need to have English as your own language to understand that joke. This sucks...
2007-05-21 [.soldier]: I got one. A nun is getting baptised in the river and she asks the priest, "Father, will I really sink if you take your finger out?"
2007-05-21 [The Beyonder]: He hee, now that was a better one :D
2007-05-22 [Gray Fox]: thats about stupid lol, well here is one worse a man walks into a bar and says ouch
2007-05-22 [.soldier]: That was just lame.
About as lame as this...
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have.........a shot of Jack."
Bartender says, "Whats with the pause?"
xD
2007-05-22 [Mr. Wonka]: I didn't get that one either... -fails at life-
2007-05-22 [.soldier]: Bears have paws. Get it?
2007-05-22 [Gray Fox]: hahah omg thats a good-en
2007-05-22 [Mr. Wonka]: Ouh, i get it now!!!
2007-05-22 [Gray Fox]: i got a pic 4 yall
2007-05-23 [VulcanPrime]: ellen ripley vs sara conner
2007-05-23 [Mr. Wonka]: purty nice!
2007-05-24 [Gray Fox]: i dont know who ellen ripley is
2007-05-24 [VulcanPrime]: from the alien series. Lt. Ripley, played by Sigourney Weaver
2007-05-24 [Mr. Wonka]: Yeah, she appears in every Alien movie, I think.
2007-05-24 [Shadow serpenz]: she does and it would be no fight ripley would win
2007-05-24 [Mr. Wonka]: Ripley would so win, that's for sure!
2007-05-24 [Shadow serpenz]: yeah,
2007-05-24 [Mr. Wonka]: My, THAT was a thoughtful comment... -sarcasm-
2007-05-24 [The Beyonder]: I'd go for Sarah Connor. I mean hey, she has smashed Terminators and is also lot more crazier than Ripley. I like both though...
2007-05-24 [Mr. Wonka]: Ripley can control the Aliens to a certain extent... I bet they're tougher than terminator when in numbers...
2007-05-24 [Gray Fox]: o ok well i would half to go with a ite on that one
2007-05-24 [The Beyonder]: Enough ammo and you can blow aliens into smithreens. Destroying a terminator requires a hydraulic press, liquid steel or at least a huge explosion.
2007-05-25 [Gray Fox]: i thank thay would both kill each outher doing somting wreakless
2007-05-25 [Shadow serpenz]: *laughs* in the last alien movie ripley, is part alien!
2007-05-26 [Mr. Wonka]: That's why I said she can control the aliens
2007-05-26 [The Beyonder]: 'Control aliens'? Maybe the clone ripley does, but not the real ripley who died. How many times was she almost killed in the movies?
2007-05-28 [Mr. Wonka]: Yeah, the clone, of course...
2007-05-28 [.soldier]: You guys ever seen AVP? Man...what a letdown that movie was.
2007-05-28 [The Beyonder]: I saw it unfortunately. How could a movie with so interesting base of story be so bad? I mean OMG, how can you screw up something with Predators and Aliens?
2007-05-28 [Mr. Wonka]: There is a second one ready to be released, I think.
2007-05-28 [Gray Fox]: yea i think its comeing out by the end of this year or by eirly next year
2007-05-28 [Mr. Wonka]: I'd go and see it just to mock it with my friends. that's the most interesting way to go see a bad movie. ^^
2007-05-28 [The Beyonder]: Other good way to watch a bad movie is to be stone drunk. That's when all the bad things feel embarrassingly good (until the next morning) :D
2007-05-29 [Mr. Wonka]: Why should I be drunk? I have more fun without being wasted.
2007-05-29 [The Beyonder]: How admireable
2007-05-29 [Mr. Wonka]: That's just how much fun I have with my friends.
2007-05-29 [.soldier]: As for me, I don't drink outta boredom or depression.
I drink because I like the taste.
Plus, things are a lot funnier when you're skunk drunk.
2007-05-29 [Mr. Wonka]: I like Coca Cola... And Sprite. And Diet 7up. It's amazing because diet drinks are usually not that great...
2007-05-29 [Gray Fox]: i like cokecane the enegery draink
2007-05-29 [Mr. Wonka]: I never drank an energy drink. I don't sleep at night already, I wouldn't want to make it worse...
2007-05-29 [Gray Fox]: it was like eating a bout 5 pounds of suggar
2007-05-30 [Mr. Wonka]: Does sugar really makes one hyper?
2007-05-30 [.soldier]: Some people, yeah.
2007-05-30 [The Beyonder]: My roomie goes absolutely out of her mind if she drinks too much Pepsi or Coke. I don't know if it's because of the sugar or the caffeine. Anyway, I've banned her for drinking colas before roleplaying, because she can't play for real if she has a sugar rush :)
2007-05-30 [Mr. Wonka]: That's funny... I never had that kind of rush.
2007-05-30 [Gray Fox]: o boss remimber the sweet tea of doom that had like 5 cups of suggar to 2 cups of tea
2007-05-30 [VulcanPrime]: Sugar does not have any effect on me other than "Mmm thats sweet"
2007-05-30 [Gray Fox]: and the dibedic coama black cake of dooom
2007-05-30 [.soldier]: I don't remember the sweet tea.
But I do remember your little mixed Hawaiian punch that was as brown as shit, but tasted surprisingly good...and sweet.
2007-05-31 [Gray Fox]: yea the meth lab of hawaiian punch lol about 5 flavors that made one super sweet draink
2007-05-31 [Mr. Wonka]: That sounds dreadful... but funny too!
2007-05-31 [.soldier]: Remember that time you jumped on the beachball during lunch, it popped really loud and like, 10 people ducked.
2007-06-01 [Gray Fox]: lol yea
2007-06-01 [.soldier]: Good times, man.
2007-06-01 [Gray Fox]: yep goood times, good times , lol cat fart
2007-07-14 [Gray Fox]: http://youtube
2007-07-15 [VulcanPrime]: Vamp? That was one of the lamest characters ever! So was Raiden. Actually, they don't need to use any MGS2 characters. I hope they both die horrifically.
2007-07-15 [The Beyonder]: Hey! At least Vamp was pretty damn hot. And let's just say that I didn't mind seeing Raiden naked either :b
2007-07-15 [Mr. Wonka]: I liked the MGS2 cast. Less than the first's of course, but more than most of the third's.
2007-07-16 [Gray Fox]: and raiden is a cyborg now all thats human is his hed and spine,lol, vamp was kinda cool 2 me
2007-07-16 [Mr. Wonka]: Graphics need serious improvements though. It's a shame to the PS3 right now...
2007-07-17 [Gray Fox]: o
2007-09-05 [Mr. Wonka]: Dood!
2007-09-07 [VulcanPrime]: I like nachos
2007-09-07 [Mr. Wonka]: I don't. I hate Mexican food!
2007-09-10 [Gray Fox]: but the toco's!!!!!!!
2007-09-10 [Mr. Wonka]: Even those damned tacos... I hate mexican food, all of it!
2007-09-11 [Gray Fox]: lol. its all good
2007-09-11 [Mr. Wonka]: No, it's all fat and yucky!
2007-09-11 [The Beyonder]: Tortillas are nice if you choose yourself what's on it.
2007-09-11 [.soldier]: I like the steak quesadillas at Taco Bell.
2007-09-11 [The Beyonder]: Tortillas with salad, tomatoes, kidney beans and some meat, yummy. Man I'm hungry...
2007-09-11 [Mr. Wonka]: It's just rubbish to me... >.> Nothign can beat Japanese food, and well-prepared French cuisine!
2007-09-12 [Gray Fox]: dam the french food, eeewww , i love me some dog meet lol, and i love american food the best especially the southern food
2007-09-12 [Gray Fox]: i am a meet and tader man lol
2007-09-12 [Mr. Wonka]: What exactly is American food?
2007-09-12 [The Beyonder]: Yeah, I'm curious about that too? Hot Dogs and Happy Meals?
2007-09-12 [Gray Fox]: mostly fired food, so i guess thats it
2007-09-12 [.soldier]: Fired food? So it used to work?
2007-09-13 [VulcanPrime]: no no he means food that has been set on fire
2007-09-13 [Gray Fox]: no... food that has been thrown in hot boling grese with flower on it and cooked untill its krispy
2007-09-13 [Eloura]: Fried?
2007-09-13 [Mr. Wonka]: Fried food... That'd be English cooking, with boiling stuff, for me, but if you say so... Anyways, you cannot critisize French cuisine, i'm sure you never even tasted!
2007-09-13 [Eloura]: Acualy i can't say i haven't tasted it, and i'm trying to learn to cook it.
2007-09-14 [Gray Fox]: i have had some before when i wient to nyc
2007-09-14 [Eloura]: cool.
2007-09-14 [Mr. Wonka]: Nyc? That's not French foos they serve there, it's americanized French food, liquid...
2007-09-15 [VulcanPrime]: From what Ive had of french food its not so bad. I've had french fries, & french toast. those are the only two french foods whos spelling correctly match their pronunciation. I have also had crapes & cruhsonts. (I refuse to spell those the way the french tell me to) though I hear they also eat snails. they mightve gotten some things right but anyone who voluntarily eats mollusks has to be some kinda messed up
2007-09-15 [The Beyonder]: Snails? Gross. Sounds like the Fear Factory...
2007-09-15 [Gray Fox]: actually there kinda good, but i get what your saying but it was inproted from paris is what the menw sed. forgive my spelling i know its bad its about 3 am and i have been sick
2007-09-15 [Gray Fox]: and some restorants call frinch tost ,fries, freadom tost and fries, wich is stupid as hell to me
2007-09-15 [Mr. Wonka]: French toast is not actually French, and French fries are Belgian. Crêpes are Britton (that is a region of France), and I have no idea what a crushont is... >.>
And about snails, they're eatable. I love them when they're cooked in garlic, with some chestnuts... And some seafood is mollusque too. Calamari, and stuff... I tell you, French foos is VERY refined...
2007-09-16 [VulcanPrime]: I didnt say cruSHonts, I said cruh-sonts. the real name is filled with unnecesary vowels. its a flaky thing that is sometimes wrapped around hotdogs to create pigs in a blanket. I would not eat calamari either. cephalapods dont appeal to me. fries are belgian huh? thats a lie! belgium does not exist! heres the proof http://zapatop
2007-09-16 [Gray Fox]: €€€€ what the helll!!!!!!!!1
2007-09-16 [Mr. Wonka]: Ok... And I guess you mean croissants. Those are good. Typical French pastries. We're very strong in pastries. And cakes... ANYWAYS, you poeple should at least try to eat frog's legs and snails before you say it's ewwie...
2007-09-16 [.soldier]: Frog leg's aren't too bad.
Neither is gator.
2007-09-16 [Mr. Wonka]: I wouldn't mind eating gator, or snake...
2007-09-17 [Gray Fox]: there both good
2007-09-17 [Mr. Wonka]: I'll take your word.
2007-09-17 [Eloura]: Yes gator and snake is good. (no offence to anyone, but probaly the only good thing about snakes) I don't know if i could eat frogs legs after having to disect them. But i'll try snails but only if done right. and yes typical french pastry is fun to make. And so is cake fun to make.
2007-09-18 [Mr. Wonka]: Yay for you!
2007-09-19 [Eloura]: WHy?
2007-09-19 [Gray Fox]: i dnk eather
2007-09-19 [Mr. Wonka]: Because your mind is open! You could eat frog legs. poeple usually just go ew, and never even tasted it!
2007-09-19 [Eloura]: i could try. no promises though ok? (stupid disection...
)
2007-09-19 [Mr. Wonka]: You really should.
2007-09-20 [Gray Fox]: i have, you forget i live in the swamps of florida frog legs taste just like chicken
2007-09-20 [Mr. Wonka]: They don't... They taste a little fade, with no real taste...
2007-09-20 [Eloura]: Hmmmmmmmmm this could get interesting. to me gator taste like chicken.
2007-09-20 [Mr. Wonka]: Poeple usually say it tastes like chicken when it's a blank taste...
2007-09-20 [Gray Fox]: realy everything tastes like ckicken, but i love thim there good, and nothen beats fresh gator tail, and shark is good, but prisonally i love deer or wild turky
2007-09-20 [.soldier]: In the end, everything tastes like chicken...and chicken, is good.
2007-09-21 [Gray Fox]: true true
2007-09-21 [Mr. Wonka]: OMG, check out <URL:www.sm
2007-09-22 [Eloura]: Shark i've tried, been 6 years. and the gator 7 so my memory of it, (being but a kid then) Does it no justice...
2007-09-23 [VulcanPrime]: I live in florida too & havent eaten gator or frog. I generally try to stick to warm blooded prey myself. I also had pet frogs at one point & dont think I'll ever try those.
2007-09-24 [Mr. Wonka]: Well, I have a pet dog but if but if dog was served to me I'd eat it, just to try.
2007-09-24 [.soldier]: Yeah...I don't think I could ever eat what could be a domestic pet.
2007-09-24 [The Beyonder]: Would you eat human if you had to?
2007-09-24 [.soldier]: Nope. I'd sooner eat dirt.
2007-09-24 [The Beyonder]: What if you'd die for starvation otherwise?
2007-09-24 [.soldier]: Then I'd die.
2007-09-25 [Mr. Wonka]: I'd eat it. And keep in mind, poeple, that Indians would never, ever eat cows... But we do. Daily. ^^ So why couldn't they eat our domestic animals if we eat their sacred animals?
2007-09-25 [Gray Fox]: well defind eating someone lol
2007-09-25 [Gray Fox]: kidding it depends
2007-09-25 [The Beyonder]: Touché, Mr. Wonka. Everything depends on your own point of view.
2007-09-25 [Mr. Wonka]: Hehe, that's what you leanr when you travel a bit...
2007-09-27 [Eloura]: It would be hard to eat a cat or dog... i've always had them as pets. I guess everything always depends on the situation doesn't it?..
2007-09-27 [Mr. Wonka]: I think it does
2007-09-28 [Eloura]: yes
2007-10-10 [Mr. Wonka]: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS IN BRAWL NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Snake, but you're old news, you just feel in the background! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
2007-10-11 [Eloura]: Whoa what?
2007-10-11 [Mr. Wonka]: Follow the Smash bros dojo website and you'll know. every MGS fan KNOWS that Snake will be a fighter in SSBB...
2007-10-12 [Eloura]: ahhhhhhhhhh ok
2007-10-12 [Mr. Wonka]: And he was the big cheese, but now that Sonic's been announced as a playable character, he's background...
2007-10-12 [Eloura]: Lol ok.
2007-10-12 [Mr. Wonka]: Not that he is any less awesome...
2007-11-13 [VulcanPrime]: http://en.wiki
2007-11-13 [Gray Fox]: old news
2007-11-13 [Eloura]: Okkk
2007-11-18 [Gray Fox]: mgs4 is geting fucken delayed once agan!!!
2007-11-18 [Mr. Wonka]: Dun dun duuuuuuuun... Any of you has info on an eventual release on the Wii? Konami and Nintendo are so close this time, that a MSG4 "Subtance" or whatever is to foresee.
2007-11-20 [VulcanPrime]: heh, for MGS2 it was substance. then for MGS3 it was... "subsistance", whatever that means. so the second version of MGS4 will be like... subsistinence or something
2007-11-20 [Mr. Wonka]: I guess so... But I hope for a Wii release!
2007-11-21 [VulcanPrime]: I hope for a PS3 to spontaniously appear in my living room.
2007-11-21 [Mr. Wonka]: I hope for all PS3's to auto-destruct, for my part.
2007-11-21 [The Beyonder]: PS3 is ridiculously expensive. And don't give me the crap about it's nice qualities. It doesn't change the fact that it's too expensive for me and for many others. I'm happy with my PS2, N64 and recently bought older XBox.
2007-11-21 [.soldier]: I'm looking to get my hands on the PSP and Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of The Lions.
2007-11-22 [Mr. Wonka]: Yup, PS3 is expensive for nothing much. At least the Wii brings new stuff, like the DS. The PSP has nothing for itslf, and plus, it's very easily pirated, hacked, and stuffed with "free" games. Sony is losing money big time with it.
2007-11-22 [The Beyonder]: I would actually buy PSP if I had the money. I'd really like to play Final Fantasy VII-Crisis Core. Zack and Sephiroth, need I say more? :)
2007-11-22 [.soldier]: Crisis Core! -squeals-
You get to see Genesis!
He's like...Sephiro
You know how Sephiroth has one wing on his right side?
Genesis has a wing on his left.
2007-11-23 [The Beyonder]: Yeah, I've seen the trailers. Genesis seems to have some slight issues. He spoke in Japanese though, so I didn't understand a word. Maybe someday I'll have the change to play this and learn what he actually says...
2007-11-25 [Gray Fox]: give it a week and some 1 will translate it on youtube
2007-11-25 [.soldier]: Well if Genesis is anything like Sephiroth, he's got more than just issues.
2007-11-28 [Gray Fox]: lol true, sephiroth is one twisted mother fucker lol and fucked up n the head
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: Supposedly, Genesis gets weakened and Zack kicks his ass.
2007-11-28 [The Beyonder]: Yeah, but what makes Sephiroth so interesting is that in a way he has the right to want revenge on ShinRa. Too bad that he is crazy enough to want revenge on everyone...wel
2007-11-28 [Mr. Wonka]: Sephiroth is the most badass villain ever created. No villain can stand up to him...
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: If you guys ever get a chance, you should watch Final Fantasy VII: Last Order.
Its a 30 minute animated cartoon about Zack and Cloud escaping from ShinRa.
It also dives into the past where Sephiroth went nuts during that expedition to Nibelheim.
2007-11-28 [The Beyonder]: Last Order is awesome. And I think it shows what really happened in Nibelheim: Cloud didn't throw Sephiroth to the lifestream, he jumped himself. How could have Cloud been able to do that anyway at that time? He wasn't even a SOLDIER. And Sephiroth, as we all know is the best SOLDIER ever.
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: Well you see, in the Japanese version of Final Fantasy VII, he jumped.
In the American/PAL version, Cloud threw him into the Lifestream.
Since Final Fantasy VII's ESRB rating was T (for Teen/13+), they can't show someone commit suicide.
Like in Kingdom Hearts II, with Will Turner...
In the Japanese version, he held the gun to his head.
And Axel, in the Japanese version, caught on fire during his suicide attack.
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: I think the reason why Cloud was able to even take on Sephiroth at that time, was the fact that his hometown was destroyed, everyone he knew was dead or dying.
A sudden burst of emotions along with the human spirit gave Cloud superhuman strength.
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: I mean, after all was said and done, Cloud was on the verge of death.
Til Hojo put both Zack and Cloud in some tubes and injected them with Jenova cells.
2007-11-28 [Mr. Wonka]: Could was in Limit, that's why. Plus, Sephiroth didn't see him coming at all.
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: Yeah, Cloud was the only smart one who stayed quiet.
Tifa: Rawr rawr rawr, loud noises! -runs and gets ass kicked-
Zack: I'm going to sit here and talk forever til you attack me first. -gets ass handed to him-
Cloud: -sneaky sneaky- STAB!
2007-11-28 [The Beyonder]: So, the real version is that Sephiroth jumped. Go Japan!
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: Pretty much.
I'm definitely looking forward to Crisis Core.
I wish I knew how to get Before Crisis.
2007-11-28 [.soldier]: Before Crisis is for mobile phones, I have no idea on how to go about getting it.
2007-11-29 [VulcanPrime]: ::jumps haphazardly into conversation:: & then vorligath built a snargglebox to contrabulate frindoholt in the sprilidon. that part was totally awesome, but it was only in the USSR version
2007-11-29 [.soldier]: Yeah?
2007-11-30 [Gray Fox]: comming form some one who never finished ff7 i realy dont know whats goen on here so can yall fill me in
2007-11-30 [.soldier]: You never finished Final Fantasy 7?! =O
2007-11-30 [.soldier]: Brother, you are missing out.
2007-12-01 [Mr. Wonka]: Totally dude... Go and finish it now. get a PS2, get the game, get 40 free hours and finish FF7.
2007-12-03 [Gray Fox]: my final disk got scraced, i never saw the ending and i sold my ps2 for gass money
2007-12-03 [Mr. Wonka]: Uber sucks, aaaaall the way.
2007-12-03 [Gray Fox]: i know :-(
2008-01-13 [VulcanPrime]: Terminator! TV! Fox! Sara Conner chronicles! Today! ::giddy cackle::
2008-01-13 [Mr. Wonka]: Which makes me thinks, Snake's finla smash has been revealed in SSBB.
2008-01-15 [Gray Fox]: when does ssbb come out
2008-01-15 [Mr. Wonka]: February 10th in the US, January 27th in Japan, unknown date in the EU (probably June)
2008-01-17 [Gray Fox]: i cant wate
2008-02-08 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*... darn Snake... *plays Splinter Cell!*...
2008-02-13 [Gray Fox]: its out
2008-02-13 [VulcanPrime]: Finally, after a krillion badrillion millenia of waiting spore's official release date was announced! http://www.spo
2008-09-19 [Gray Fox]: so did every one did or somthing
2008-09-19 [Mr. Wonka]: I don't really care about spore... i'm totally onto Disgaea DS, SSBB and Super mario RPG!
2008-09-19 [The Beyonder]: Spore is a slight disappointment
2009-04-13 [wolf-pack_NL]: the sneak is back
2009-08-16 [Mr. Wonka]: Totally did. Everything does at one point though.
2009-08-17 [The Beyonder]: Life's a bitch but it's my bitch ;b
2009-08-20 [Gray Fox]: well lol crap
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