Fun Things To Say at Random Moments ^.^

Words and Suggested Situations:

"Let it roll off of you like water off of a duck!"
When someones been putting up with alot of B.S. and they just seem to need to picture water rolling off of a ducks tail feathers ^.^ (Don't even act like you haven't had one of those moments)

"I'm gonna disapear quicker than a crackhead with a roll of twenties"
Never funnier than when said by dooDlez, but good for expressing a situations urgency

"It's funny 'cause it's true"
That about says it

"I'm gonna be all over it like a fat kid on a cupcake"
Use this to express glee towards the current situation

"I wouldn't fuck that with your dick"
Not just a phrase for those with peni, very popular with men when reffering to other men for some reason though...

"I'm having a square peg, round hole sort of day"
This reffers to some when they were a kid and had one of those cubes with the different shapes and the frustration that was felt when you tried to fit the square shape thru the round hole. Now if you've never tried this, I suggest that you go find one and try this that way you can more accuratly use this phrase. It mainly just reffers to one of those days where nothing seems to fit or work/out right.

"What the french, toast?"
This is a term that can be used instead of WTF...it's also good incase you ever want to picture a piece of french toast being angry with another piece XD.



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