Feel free to hop on and add some quotes. Just try to follow the format. And the quotes don't have to be verbatim, just close enough that we can get the point or punchline :)

Scenes (This would be similar to a script with multiple characters speaking)

Saber: You're so tough as a man.
Woman Maze: He is not tough! He is the most Vulgar lech you will ever meet! Take it from me. I'm him! (Maze the Megaburst Space)

Ranchiki Army: MAZE!!!!
Man Maze: Cut it out! I'll take anybody BUT you! (Maze the Megaburst Space)

Man Maze: *naked, stuttering and shaking* (sweat drop) Uh..uh...uh... What a nightmare! I never want to go back to that horrible world EVER AGAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!! (Maze the Megaburst Space)

Rapier: Don't forget that your power has been disabled. Do you want to die?
Man Maze: It's not a matter of life or death! It's my irrevocable duty as a man to rescue my woman! *grunts as he hits the ground*
Rapier: Woman...hmm...
Man Maze: What's with the funny face? You're a woman too, ain't ya?
Rapier: I am not! I am a swordsman and a knight first and foremost!
Man Maze: Don't be ridiculous! You are a woman!
Rapier: I am not.
Man Maze: Yes you are! And a real knock out at that!
Rapier: I am not!
Man Maze: Yes you are!
Rapier: I am not!
Man Maze: Enough of this bullshit! *grabs Rapier by her shirt* Snap out of your twisted skull and be true to yourself! A man is a man. A woman is a woman. You don't go around pretending that you're not! (Maze the Megaburst Space)

Uncle:What have we leaned today?
FBI Agents:Magic must defeat magic. (Jackie Chan Adventures)

Captain Black: What just happened?
Jade: I think it combined the levitation talisman with the speed talisman so it could fly.
Captain Black: What did that?
Jade: *shrugs* I don't know but it used to be a statue. (Jackie Chan Adventures)

Kurama: "So, which device will find him?"
Botan: "Uh, heh heh... Oh right. Lets see, this superbly improved Demon Compass! A fresh take on the classic style for tracking down any demon!"
Kurama: "But, cant Hiei simply deceive it by manipulating his energy?"
Botan: "Uh, not anymore, thanks to this newly installed Sample Chamber. By placing his DNA inside, such as from a strand of hair, we can find him regardless of his energy!"
Kurama: "It's too bad I don't carry around a lock of his hair."
Botan: "Uh, yes, good point..." (Yuyu Hakusho)



Yoma's Advisor: How'd you get them to be this strong?
Kurama: Good exercise and proper nutrition. Nothing special.
Touya: Funny.
Chu: Why don't you tell them the real training she put us through?
Rinku: Yeah, like the four weeks locked in the cave
Shishiwakamaru: Balancing on spikes...
Jin: And buried alive with the snakes and things!
The Beautiful Sazuka: The hag didn't let me shower for months! (Yuyu Hakusho)

Kurama: "Such is the plant's nature. Only your own sins can hurt you."
Yusuke: "Uh, Kurama, if I ever did something that pissed you off, I'm sorry. (Yuyu Hakusho)

Yusuke: "All of this seems like a pretty major crisis for mankind."
Botan: "So let's go!"
Yusuke: "But on the other hand it means I won't be able to do anything relaxing on this three day weekend."
Botan: "Aaah! Mankind or vacation?!"
Yusuke: "Well, they got the same importance to me, okay!" (Yuyu Hakusho)

Kurama: Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way.
Hiei: (Sweatdrops) You fool! I'm not giving my stone to you! (Yuyu Hakusho)

Yusuke: "I'm going to use my shotgun and blast them!"
Kurama: "Wait, let's use our heads."
Yusuke: "What, you want me to head butt them!?" (Yuyu Hakusho)

Yusuke: (hits Dr. Ichigaki 3 times) That was for the three innocent lives you stole! And this one's for screwing with their master! (punches Dr. Ichigaki again)
Kurama: Nicely put.
Yusuke: And this is for my friend who felt sorry for them and got his ass kicked into the ground! (punches Dr. Ichigaki once more)
Kuwabara: Thanks for the shout out, Urameshi...
Yusuke: And the last one's for me, just for pissing me off!
(the final punch sends Dr. Ichigaki flying in the air and into a section of the stadium) NOW! Go think about what you did! (Yuyu Hakusho)

Communicator Device: A hippo and a cow are about to push Tenchi off a cliff
All: WAAAAHHHH?
Ryoko: What's he doing up there?
Ayeka: Where'd he find a hippo in Japan? (Tenchi in Tokyo)

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Quotes (An individual speaking or thinking)
"Let me ask you a philosophical question. If you take the lives of your six other selves in order to save yourself, is it murder?"-Suzaku (Yuyu Hakusho)

"All right Yusuke, you've tried everything else. Time to be stupid." -Yusuke (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Logic is panic's prey."-Kurama (Yuyu Hakusho)

"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Lover-boy! Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei (Yuyu Hakusho)

"You know, I can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them. But, I guess I'll do that to you anyway!" -Kuwabara (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Kurama really is a fox thing! Gee, and to think I let him near my kitten."-Kuwabara (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Any prize worth having usually requires a risk."-Kurama (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Help! I'm in a pick-up full of psychic cannibals!"-Kuwabara (Yuyu Hakusho)

"Oh, my dear Tenchi...if only I understood why you were practicing caligraphy in an elephant costume..." ~Ayeka (Tenchi in Tokyo)