HIGHSCHOOOL QOUTES ^.^

"I typed in peep, expecting to get peeps, insted I got peep show, the same goes for merangue..."

"Oh fucker! *Syd whilst playing the espresso*"

"Mom can I have a car?(dooDlez)When you get a job(Ryans Mom)We'll mom, how am I going to get a job that pays $1,000 in one night...unless I become a hooker and I don't wanna do that(dooDlez)"

"Alyssa, I had fun today.(Syd)Ohhh God, who did you molest?(Alyssa)HAHAHAHAHAHA(Syd)"

"What is that?(Kara)It's my Jesus action figure...I got it at Spencers(James)Ya, I've been looking for one for my Dash-Board(Kyle)We'll they have Jesus Booble-Heads too(James)"

"(Me, IAmYourDisease, and [Naxar] at Joys Ice cream)*IAmYourDisease takes a bite of her Sunday* You know, I was watching something on TV and it said that the waffle cone was invented in ----(IAmYourDisease)Ya, I was watching something like that on Milkshakes andit got me thinking, they never have anything on pancakes...I can just imagine people sitting around 10,000 years ago and being all like *Takes a bite of waffle cone* ummmm...pancakes([Miaye])HAHAHAHA(Me, IAmYourDisease, and [Naxar])"

"Sorry, but sometimes he gets a bit proud"

"*Talking on the phone with Alyssa and I hear a click*Did you just hang up on me?!?!(Renveh)Did you just ask if I just hung up on you?(Miaye)yes(Renveh)If I did I wouldn't be able to answer that,now would I?(Miaye)so you didn't hang up on me then?(Renveh)"

"*Me: pokes dooDlez in the eye with a stick of beef jerky* AHHHHH!!!I got poked in the eye by a stick of beef!!!!(dooDlez)"

"You sick homo"(Miaye)Yes,I'm not proud but I know I'm a Homo Sapien(Renveh)You're not a Bloddy Freaking fish!(Miaye)It's a Human Being(Renveh)FISH!(Miaye)-continues for five minutes-fine,fish*whispers Human*(Renveh)FISH!!!!!!(Miaye)"

"*Me: tells dooDlez my e-mail address* Hey that kind of sounds like a song *He starts singing my e-mail adress* hehehehe, thats awsome!(dooDlez)"

"*Me & Nax talking about me stories*you know...you should stop with the hetero stories and just write the other ones(Naxar) ...but I have to appeal to all audiences though(Miaye)hahaha(Naxar)"

"Overwhellming fear is no excuss for rudeness"

"Well...then jonny depp can die then!!!(Renveh)"

"What the hell is non-dairy creamer...it's like a no-cow cow product or
something...Definitly bad for taking shots or something...ya...definitly bad...*downs creamer* oi, thats gross(Miaye) Ya, well you've got two more to go and only 4 minutes to complete this task(Ashley) Well that dosen't mean that it still isn't gross*downs creamer*...oi, that still taste gross...ecspeacilly after a frosty...(Miaye)"

"What can you say to the urge to hold and Hug someone that you can only hear on the other end of a phone!! Nothing except to make your voice sound as warm and comforting as that hug." (Mox)

"All is fair in love and war(Riaekai)...no it's not because my teeth are bigger(Miaye) HAHAHA(Riaekai)"

"We ain't what we want to be, we ain't what we should be, but atleast we ain't what we was"

*talking on the phone with miaye*hahaha------ahahahaha,oops,sorry,hit the wrong button(Miaye)What button?(Lorac)*random clicking on and off*hehehehehe,I just figured out what the flash button does(Miaye)*more random clicking**giggling*"this is so entertaining(Miaye)Wow...doesn't take much does it?(Lorac)HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!(both of us)"

"*Talking about Dr. Ruth on I love the 80's 3-d* Theirs this little old lady giving you sex advice...ya, I bet she's a freak though" -Papa Roach

"It's like alyssa, but with a penis...I'm never gonna stop saying that" -Fluffy one

"See, that's one thing about me, if you leave anything around me for a certain amount of time, they will start watching hentai" -Fluffy one

"Dear, I finally figured out why god invented liqure, it was so that Irish never could rule the world"-Val Kilmer (Ghost and the Darkness)

"No more killing(Daniel) but...I'm good at it(Collen) NO! no more killing!(Daniel) Fine, fine...no more killing...how about exstortion?(Collen)"-Life without Dick

"HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO, Goaty, Goaty..."-Sydney

"*Jerrica & Crystal dancing really fast at a football game* Hey look! their on speed!!!(Me ^.^)"

"Three milloin years, and yet still no perfection for a prefered shot"-Miaye




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