Highschool Revisited
2009-08-03

Me and my best friend were informed the other night that we were going to be having a girls night out. Now me and her had never done this (well, atleast not together) so we figured why not...Their must be something to do here in the middle of nowhere...
-Now for the sequence of events >.<-

Her husband told us not to get into trouble...mainly because I said that I had a feeling that the police would whind up being involved before the nights was over.

First- We went to the Dollar Tree, and got some sugary substances like green tea..and BBQ chips...and Cheetos...and piruxs...and something else that I currently don't quiet remember.

Secondly- We went on a hunting expedition in the Food Lion for Koala Yummies (Which is one of the food of the Gods) which we sadly couldn't find...or the coffee flavored pudding :(

So- We went to the Dollar General...to buy toilet paper >.<...where we also found DUNKARROOS! (Such a 90's flash back food)...yet still...no coffee flavored pudding...

Next- DAIRY QUEEN!!! Hurray for the chocolat chocolat dipped cone ^.^ where we planned are fake Lesbian break up that we would be planning to do in a crowded resturant

After that- Gruntz, where we found her dream...a glow in the dark strap-on. Why? Because she always thought that it'd be funny to hump things with a glowing penis (I know, she's weird) And where we organized 'Adult' videos :P and I saw...well...I'ma leave that alone ;P

Not quiet before that- We drove around lots >.<

Some time later- We wound up at Wal-Mart...enough said...via bullet points XD

*Being obnoxious :P
*Not being able to find the damn COFFEE FLAVORED PUDDING!!!
*Bouncing a ball way to high and accidently over the next isle, but runing from the approaching Walky-Talky noises before finding it
*Finding a miniature crock pot!!!
*Suctioning two spice bowls to her eyes
*Wondering through the random kitchen utensils
*Finding a TINY cheese grader
*Realizing that their citrus thingy could be used as a but plug
*Having a wooden spoon battle!!!
*Realizing that Paula Dean must be a freak because I could easily use her cutting board as a paddle XD
*Deciding to buy fish!!!
*Her flapping her arms like a bat all the way down the isle to the fish
*Me trying to convince her to buy a tailess fishy ^_^
*Her saying no :(
*Us trying to convince the guy grabbing are fish that we weren't high
*Him so not believing us
*Us saying 'BYE!' to him really loud XD
*us wondering around...
*Us finding that ball that we bounced!!!
*Us not witnessing people knoecking over ALOT of boxes
*Us saying screw it and buying chocolate and vanilla pudding
*Us leaving

Before we got there- Me showing the new fishys to the gate man and talking about fishing places and pudding

Lastly that (other than random parking lot anitics)- Driving home and getting pulled over about 5 feet from her drive way on sheer luck lol, no ticket was involved because he had no proof >.<

Random Qoutes from that night:

"Run! RUN AWAY! (Random lady at DQ) How?! I'm sitting down! (Me sitting in the car)"

"PUDDING DOES NOT GO IN MY CROTCH!!! OW! HOW'D IT GET IN MY EYE?!"- Friend

"You guys need to quite smokin' all that stuff you're smokin'(Fish Man!) I swear, we're not high!(Both of us) *Fit of laughter* Uhuh, right, well it makes my night more interesting(Fish Man!)"




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