Part of Kings Of Random

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This is where the Kings of Random will have Interesting But Random Conversations. A topic will be chosen for each conversation and they shall talk about it until it gets a bit too silly. Then the topic will change.

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TOPIC 2: Pie

[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Pie is sometimes used for decoration.
[Carlito Caribbean Cool]: I once put a pie atop the Christmas tree, but it was defiled by a charismatic enigma known only as Pengy.

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TOPIC 1: Fish

[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: I think fish are quite interesting because some of them are orange.
[The Once and Future King] that in itself wouldn't be too bad. You get plenty of weird coloured animals (black and white stripy horses in AFRICA, what will they blend in with all the white snow!?!?!) but havingh orange fish and then calling them goldfish is sheer stupidity.
[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] I completely agree. Maybe it's because of the colour they look one they have been deep fried and battered and eaten with nommy nom noms.
[El Cid] - but the battered and fried fish are brown. Aren't angler fish a mystery. They are mere fish but require no license. weird, ey?
[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] Well, gosh, I know how to solve that problem! We simply fine all the angler fish swimming without a license!
[Carlito Caribbean Cool] Did you know Richard the Lionheart was gay?
[El Cid] - well thats what happens if you go to France that often and whatnot
[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] I suppose. If ever you have walked through a French supermarket, the fishy section does whiff rather.
[El Cid] - but we must take into account the gravity of pluto which has..PUEBLO IS GOOD AND YOU WILL ALL BOW TO HIM..begun to affect the tides if ecthor.
[Carlito Caribbean Cool] Do the tides even affect fish?
[El Cid] - the tides of ecthor are particularly violent where pluto is concerned as it can withdraw so rapidly that it leaves fish squirming on the beach in the drying sunlight where birds and stoats can nibble at them. a bit like this. "nibble,nibble,nibble". Though many would argue that shut up.
[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] How rude! But I asked a fish about this, and he did tell me it was all true, so I bow to your knowledge of Pluto and its tide-effectingness.
[11one11] It is rather splendid in the springtime, but I'd rather not take a nap if its all the same to you.
[Carlito Caribbean Cool] But I like to watch you when you sleep. You seem so peaceful
[The Once and Future King] It is not merely an expression of peace but an expression of great, personal satisfaction that graces [11one11]'s face as he sleeps.
[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] And not just because [The Once and Future King] likes to pleasure [11one11] in the latter's sleep.
[11one11] [The Once and Future King] does not pleasure me in my sleep. I am perfectly capable of doing it myself.
[Carlito Caribbean Cool] You're a sleepwanker?
[El Cid] is that an insult or a question? Oh well. If one were to eat a small fish, then a slightly bigger fish and on and on until a large ecosystem in ones stomach, would one be more inept at choosing a fine hat?
[afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] I believe you would be. All the fish would disagree with each other as to which hat to buy, leading to you not being able to buy a hat at all on account of not wishing to offend any of the ingested fish.