2009-07-16 [Moosey]: wow

2009-07-16 [Chishio]: Meow

2009-07-16 [†Sweets†]: NO!! Not here!
Am I enslaving you Chi?

2009-07-16 [Chishio]: Huh?

2009-07-16 [†Sweets†]: are you here to be a minion?

2009-07-16 [Chishio]: me ish already a minion *bows* ^^
*points up to the list*

2009-07-16 [†Sweets†]: o.0
*gulp*
I can't keeping track of my minion's anymore....

2009-07-16 [Chishio]: It's fine ^^

2009-07-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: OH MY!

2009-07-17 [Ninja Smurf]: uh-oh... may have too many minions...

2009-07-17 [~Crimson Angel~]: I have a mininons page now too.

2009-07-17 [†Sweets†]: yes, yes, yes she does.

2009-07-17 [jaraden]: i think its about time i retired.. ain't being a very good minion

2009-07-17 [†Sweets†]: yeah you are!!

2009-07-17 [Chishio]: Wheee! *appears out of nowhere*
Hullo!!!!! <3

2009-07-17 [jaraden]: shrugs..

2009-07-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: HI! *glomps jaraden* Stay!

2009-07-18 [jaraden]: i'm not being much use now am i...

2009-07-18 [†Sweets†]: ok, fine, find more people I can enslave, that's a full time job

2009-07-18 [jaraden]: ahh so i would be a recruiter??

hmmm.. i'll think about that...

2009-07-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: YES! *huggles Jaraden* You are funny, please stay! I love making totally fun awesome new friends!

2009-07-19 [†Sweets†]: lol yeah, I need more people XD

2009-07-19 [jaraden]: i reckon you have a legion of followers my dears...

but i shall stay.. for a time...

*resumes his place by the door silently*

2009-07-19 [†Sweets†]: Thank you for staying :D

2009-07-20 [Pfc Diomedes]: F MY LIFE!

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Spencer...

2009-07-20 [Ninja Smurf]: *raises hand* ohh! can i stay? or is it more sleeping in the gutter for me?

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Who put you in the gutter? o.0

2009-07-20 [Ninja Smurf]: dunno... just kinda found myself there.. may have been the booze... *schratches head*

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: ok... well... three are three people who give orders here. and if it's not one of them tell me.

2009-07-20 [Ninja Smurf]: i am pretty sure it came from the captain... or that stupid parrot thats always on his shoulder...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
so not from here

2009-07-20 [Pfc Diomedes]: And in three hours the F MY LIFE is turned around!

2009-07-20 [Moosey]: um...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: uh huh...

2009-07-20 [Pfc Diomedes]: But because my life has the ability to change around like that, I have to return to my previous status...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Jesus, Spencer... I'm going to text you now.

2009-07-20 [Pfc Diomedes]: Oh calm down!

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Make me. You still owe me a hug.

2009-07-21 [The Dizzy Raven]: lol

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: What?! He does!!

2009-07-21 [Pfc Diomedes]: Well I need one myself, so they're free

2009-07-21 [Japalm]: Free the slaves!

2009-07-21 [Japalm]: You people must see the light, no one should be enslaved, especially if pixels are involved!

2009-07-21 [Japalm]: Let my people go! We need an organization to oppose this blatant oppression and enslavement of Elftowners!

2009-07-21 [Tates]: .__. Will you set forth a plague upon our houses?

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: James!
Behave!
Most of them are here of their own free will, the only person up there that isn't is Raze, and you know as well as I do that once he gets online again he'll be cool with it! >:Þ

2009-07-21 [Japalm]: Slavery is wrong Jessa. You should be ashamed of yourself!

2009-07-22 [Dezmond]: we're not slaves, we're minions ^^

2009-07-22 [Tates]: But I'm a forced slave.
What if I want redemption?

2009-07-22 [Dezmond]: none for you! *flails*

2009-07-22 [Tates]: But..but..but..-cries-

2009-07-22 [Dezmond]: Muahahaha! *sputters off into the darkness*

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: Slaves or no... these are people oppressed!

2009-07-22 [Dezmond]: I'm one of these people ^^ cept for holly >.> (i don't really know you, but i'm not really mean ^^) what she doesn't know, is that mistress Jessa gives us cookies when no ones looking ^^

2009-07-22 [Tates]: ._.
I get tackle hugged. It feels like rape. [Japalm]save me!D:

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: Holly, if you really want out, I can let you go, you know that honey.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: I know,I'm just kidding.xD

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: So, instead you give more fire to James... Thanks...

2009-07-22 [Tates]: -hugs-
I'm sorry. I still lurve you.

2009-07-22 [Pfc Diomedes]: oppressed, and liking it!

2009-07-22 [Gypsy Mystik]: *willingly comes into the room, and joins* Hey ^_^

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: ha James! What do you say to that one?!

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: I say that they are ignorant of their oppression, and do not realize that they are not only being physically raped, but mentally also. You're raping their minds and depriving them of their sense of freedom! They have been brainwashed and only believe they are happy when truly they are not...and you, are solely to blame.

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: Do not eat cookies from the hand of your seemingly kind master! It is through these cookies that she hopes to further enslave you.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: But..but..the cookies have chocolate in them. And chocolate is pwnsome.

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: Here Holly. *holds out cookie* White chocolate this time.

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: Chocolate, while pwnsome, is not where the cookies get their deliciousness from. What you taste is the bliss of ignorance. Ignorance of the free life you could be leading if you would but shun Jessa's rule.

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: Baked it myself.

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: She now she even admits to making the oppressive cookies! She does not even deny their power or her malevolent intent.

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: James, don't dis my cookies, or else I'll make sure you don't get any when I bake them down in Texas.

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: I can make cookies too and mine will be free of the taint of oppression and mind control.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: -looks from [Japalm] to Jessa-
I can't choose!D:

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: Did I mention that instead of making tiny cookies, I bake them in a pan so they're like warm delicious soft chocolate chip cookie brownies.

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: Holly, James can't cook, he's lying.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: ._. Jessa makes cookies the size of pizzas with me. Right Jessa?

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: Yep.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: And and we cut faces into them.-nodnod-
And cookie brownies are gross. Pick one. Cookie or brownie. Dun't mix.

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: I am not lying, Jessa is. I really can cook, as she will find out when she gets here. And you may have the whole pan. That will amount to more than a pizza sized cookie

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: My minions are loyal to me ^^

2009-07-22 [Tates]: A whole pan? I'd feel fat then. Jessa would sit with me and eat half,so we'd give each other half the calories.:3

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: It's a cookie that's thick like a brownie. But this food is beside the point! You are still enslaved and are being oppressed. Also Jessa needs to be nicer since I have the ear of god.

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: And then we'd go to the mall and walk it off ^^

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: :( Don't tell Jesse :(

2009-07-22 [Tates]: YOU CUT OFF GOD'S EAR? Maybe that's why God never listens to me._.
And yush,Jessa,we would. And you'd be all "LOOKIT MAI FRIEND HOLLEH SHE'S SEXY!!!":3

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: It was a figure of speech, my dear "Holleh". And Jessa, I do not plan to say anything to her; I simply wanted to remind you that I can influence god's favor.

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: You don't need to remind me I know.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: How can you influence his favor? You cut off his ear.>.>

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: Her... and they're best friends

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: But I only use said influence to aid you...just think of me as your little black guardian angel that makes sure god listens.

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: I've also decided that the oppression is ok... all this Holly person wants is cookies anyway.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: Cause you have his ear.xD I'm just busting you,you know,right?

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: So is he Holly

2009-07-22 [Tates]: Oh,okay.xD

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: I'll cut off your ear! Then you'll be a famous artist...or at least an internet famous copy cat

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: hehehehehe

2009-07-22 [Tates]: Nuh-uh. Van Gogh cut off his ear to give it to God in replacement for the ear you cut off. Bastard ear stealer!D:

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: XD

2009-07-22 [Japalm]: Someone has been drinking just a little too deeply from the cup of madness.

2009-07-22 [Tates]: That's your way of saying Van Gogh is a suck up to God.
And yes. I have a bendy straw and everything for my madness slushie!
^^

2009-07-22 [~Crimson Angel~]: *twitches* JESSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glompage*

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: Misty!!!!!
*glomps*

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: More of the oppressed.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: You're just mad because God wants his ear back.:P

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: It's funny how you are so unobservant that you didn't take notice of the fact that the god in question is female.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: God is a male,dude. Why would he give us periods of suffering once a month?

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: Someone is behind. But I suppose it's to be expected from an one that drinks from the cup of madness and partakes in the cookies of ignorance and oppression.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: It's a SLURPIE of madness. Blue raspberry. And cookies are epic. Especially the opression flavored ones with ignorance chips. Yummy.:3

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: What do you keep your slurpie in?

2009-07-23 [Tates]: A cup with dinosaurs and helicopters on it.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Excuse me [Japalm], but is the god you speak of a friend who you call god, or do you mean the God that created the universe?

2009-07-23 [Tates]: He means the god who created the universe. He stole god's ear. Bastard ear stealer. <.<

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Well the God that created the Universe is male, why else would the Bible say and God said let there be light and there was and He saw that it was good, if God was a female it would've said she.

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: I'm referring to a person that Jessa calls god, [~Crimson Angel~]. Notice that I don't capitalize 'god'? As for you, Holly, if you keep it in a cup, then that means there is no reason to try and correct me claiming that it's a slurpie. We would both be correct. FAIL

2009-07-23 [Tates]: ._. How did god see what he was creating without light? Poor guy!
I think [Japalm] needs a hug. Anybody else agree?

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Oh, yes, I agree! *hugs [Japalm]*

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: lol I'll pas son the hugs. I'm just playing devil's advocate. I must say you've all been rather entertaining.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Too bad. Hugs for [Japalm]!!-hugs [Japalm]-
Don't you feel less devily/advocatey?

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: No, I don't. I feel like you fail at life.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: I hugged you before your last comment so you couldn't have passed.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: I do fail at life. It's sad,sometimes. D:

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Who fails at life?

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: Holly, obviously. It was her name that inspired me.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: HOCRAP! How do you know my name?!?O_o
(totally kidding,by the way)

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Holly is a wonderful girl, she's my little sister and I love her!

2009-07-23 [Tates]: ._. But I also fail at life,silly.

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: I fail to see how that influences whether or not she fails at life. I bet you get PWNed all the time, huh?

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: You don't fail all the time Holly.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Oh yeah. I'm like Sea-biscuit. I was like,made to fail so other people feel better about themselves. if you've never seen the movie,the horsey was origionally trained to lose for other people.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: I fail at life too Holly.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: We can fail together!^^

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yes, yes we can. *hugs Holly*

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Hooray for mediocre! 

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: This is pathetic. You're just accepting mediocrity? Both of you need to have more pride! With my twelve step program, you can excel at life instead of fail like holly.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: YES! HOORAY! *dances*

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: Btw, you fail so badly that I won't even capitalize your name.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: We can excel at life if we want to.

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: Please note that I'm not being serious and am just jerking your chain.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Motion noted, my dear. *puts on my black cape* I AM SUPER MISTY! *runs around with the cape billowing behind me*

2009-07-23 [Tates]: ._.-puts on batman cape- DUN NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!xD
[Japalm] is jealous. Would you like a cape,too?

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: No, I do not want a cape.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Don't be a sour pickle! D:

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: I'll accept a crown, whip and some minions though.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Weren't you just protesting our opression?<.<

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah, what happened?

2009-07-23 [Tates]: he's not really a master if he has a crown. Now he's just a pimp.

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: A pimp doesn't wear a crown, he wears a pimp hat and has a pimp cane. And I'm not changing my values, I'm simply... uh WHO LIKE POTATOS?

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Do you want to be a pimp with some hoes? XD

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew!

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: I ain't no pimp! Don't make me pray the pimps prayer and slap you.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Slap me, and I'll bite your freaking hand off!

2009-07-23 [Tates]: D: OH NO YOU DIN'T [Japalm]!-snaps fingers in a Z formation-

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: hehehe

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: ...

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: It's a reference to a cartoon. And thems the breaks. That's how pimps act. But I ain't no pimp....I's a gentleman.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: DDD: Lies!!

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: *laughs* Holly doesn't believe you Mr. Pimp.

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: Mr. Pimp?

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: hehehe I called him a pimp earlier.

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: The boondocks. The episode with the hoe. The pimp says the pimp's prayer.

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: James... you are so strange.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: I know what it's from, I've seen the boondocks.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: ._. I'm from this weird ghetto town where anybody who looks like a pimp (IE. Crown.) is a pimp.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Oh really?

2009-07-23 [Tates]: yeah. Purple is also a major pimp color.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah, I've heard that.

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: ok then guys

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: Yeah, the school colors here are purple and white. And pimps do not wear crowns. And I'm so sorry that you've seen the ghetto, I hear it's a terrible place. Personally, I think it's fiction.

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: It's not, trust me.

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: Creepy...

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Dude, my town is nicknamed "the Burg". Our library is closing down because we don't have enough money to support it,but our City Hall can be rebuilt.<.<

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Oh yeah city hall is more important then a library. -_-

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: City hall is more important than a library, and aren't such things state funded?

2009-07-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: That's what I thought.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Taxachusetts,too. They SHOULD BE, but our town is like the armpit of the state,so we're kinda ignored. And Deval Patrick won't do anything. Bastard.<.<

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: Taxachusetts?

2009-07-23 [Tates]: Massachusetts, but we have wickid bad taxes.

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: nice.

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: So you know what? You need to write a letter to your congressman. Your friends and family should too.

2009-07-23 [Tates]: I don't think I have enough friends to really make a difference,though.

2009-07-23 [Japalm]: Then you should use the internet. What you need to do is write letters, get other people to write letters. Have their friend's friends and their parents do it. Your congressman cares about your votes, and will eventually listen

2009-07-27 [Gypsy Mystik]: hey ^_^

2009-07-27 [Ninja Smurf]: wow.. where did the serious talk come from..? *hides*

2009-07-27 [†Sweets†]: James showed up, that happens.

2009-07-27 [Ninja Smurf]: ahh.. so nothing new then?

2009-07-27 [Pfc Diomedes]: Boring...

2009-07-28 [†Sweets†]: Not really...
Spencer, you have no comment.
You didn't give me my hug.

2009-07-28 [Pfc Diomedes]: Oh you'll get your friggin hug don't have a hissyfit!

2009-07-28 [Ninja Smurf]: but she looks so cute when she throws hissy fits..

2009-07-28 [†Sweets†]: I better!

2009-07-28 [Gypsy Mystik]: *hugs everyone*

2009-07-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: meow ^^ *hugs*

2009-07-28 [NukleaЯ EveЯgloW™]: *hugs jessa* =]

2009-07-29 [Ninja Smurf]: hugs back* wow.. i got a hug from a random person.. yay me!


and hi..

2009-07-29 [†Sweets†]: Gypsy is not random! she's perfect!
thank you stalker.

2009-07-29 [Ninja Smurf]: she's random to me...

2009-07-29 [†Sweets†]: I love my Gypsy!

2009-07-29 [Gypsy Mystik]: Yay! I am loved by Miss Jessa ^_^ *hugs Jessa*

2009-07-29 [Ninja Smurf]: well.. then i guess you are not random.. you are lovable *grins.. then hides again just in case mistress is mad again*