The Empire of Johnopolis!

2005-03-05 [DevilishlySweet]: *bows down and worships* I swear allegience to the greatempire of Johnopolis!

2005-03-06 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: You have allied yourself with Brandopia? Forsake your alliance. You have been warned.

2005-03-06 [OvertheMoooon]: Oh not you too....

2005-03-06 [DrakeRivenworth]: Forsaken? Look, child, you do not understand the might of the power your trying to mess with.

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: child? choice words- since you have not shown signs of aggression, we do not wish to end your life. i advise you this- do not help brandopia. Cajia will destroy all in our path, but we will save those who do not help our enemies. save yourself now while you can. the war in brandopia will be over soon, and we will stand on its rubble. dont throw your life away so soon. again, child is a choice word- we're more powerful than you think

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: wise choice

2005-03-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: I use child because you ARE a child. Do your homework kid, don't mess with your elders. My experience in warfare is vast, while your small existence in life so far as accumulated to very little. Do not anger me, my power is greater than both yours and Brandopia's. Also, the ruler of Brandopia happens to be a close friend of mine. He simply must ask for my assistence and I'd squash you like a bug. Never show your face here again unless you plan on me wiping the floor with it.

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: and what if i want to wipe the floor

2005-03-07 [Delaquarte]: *after a while a servent walks in holding a piece of paper looking at drake* sir, The king of Brandopia is paging for your assistance, they are staying in the fray but they dont know how long they can hold it...what shal i send in the reply?* hands him the letter and awaits responce

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: *interesting....so you can't hold us off for long as i thought. what, fleeing for assistance now? can you not fight your own war? weakness. lets fight our own war, or are you too scared to do even that?

2005-03-07 [Delaquarte]: (....that is a servent with a message.....not the king himself)

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: you can hear me either way

2005-03-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he stares intently at Cajian under the brim of his Commander's hat* I know you did not just insult me...If someone did that, they would know that they are now marked for death.

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: why would i insult you? and if so, i apologize for the infraction

2005-03-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: *He tilts his head so Cajian may see his face* Good choice...I am not looking for war, but so help me, if you do not cease your attack on my ally... I will have no choice but to intervene.

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: do you try to make me tremble in hour of negotiation. again, that isnt an insult

2005-03-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he crosses his arms* I am mearly informing you on my stance. Agreed, I accept your apology and this will be forgotten.

2005-03-07 [Falon]: ((*is wondering why the Cajian ruler is quick to make the Johnopolian ruler understand the lack of threat - perhaps he is scared and doesn't want to admit it*)) ((*whistles innocently*))

2005-03-07 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: *Charlie is watching from The Stronghold on Cajia. wonders if Falon has her own world that she should be protecting at the moment.*

2005-03-07 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: *Shut up Falon, we'll declare war on you too. Charlie thinks that Falon should shut her mouth, because she doesn't know what it is like to face up to an opponent who THINKS he's better than you. Charlie also thinks that DrakeRivenworth should re-think the "respect your elders thing". Kids have better imaginations, which is a bigger advantage in mental warfare.*

2005-03-07 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Hmmm...With the Specters return, Brandopia shall fall quickly. With the annexed armies of their land, Cajia will be unstopable. You have been warned, a second time...

2005-03-07 [Falon]: ((*snorts* If you had the common sense of a 13 year old, you'd have checked my page and noticed that I don't belong to any wikis, not a single one. Therefore, if there is no wiki, then there is no 'world' I should be protecting. And if kids have better imaginations, then why are there no children authors or generals/stratigists/etc...?))

2005-03-07 [cajianruler2]: ever heard of aragon?

2005-03-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: *shakes his head* I quickly tire when it comes to the arguments of children. Do not anger me...you know not the wrath I can bring. Also, do not insult my friends further. You may find yourself in an unhappy position...

2005-03-08 [Falon]: ((Blah blah blah. Have you ever READ what you write? My 8 year old cousin would be ashamed to have your horrible grasp of grammer and sentence structure. Besides, there's more than one "Aragon" in this world to which you might refer. I suggest that if you wish to continue this debate further and not risk public humiliation that you be man enough to message me. I hate that we're cluttering up The Emperor's place with such trivialities.))

2005-03-08 [Angelic Alexandra]: oh hey john can i be your godess? lol ;)

2005-03-08 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: we'll try to stop insulting your friends, but, you know. Being immature and stupid children, it'll be hard to, contain ourselves. 

2005-03-08 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he grins* Yes, I can see how that could pose a problem for you...and yes A.T.H. you can be the goddess. *he smiles again*

2005-03-08 [86trista04]: hey i wanna be a mistress lol j/k

2005-03-08 [86trista04]: but i do wanna worship or wutever...will u at me too the list please :( *puppy dogg face*

2005-03-08 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Yeah, we're considering pulling out of Brandopia. they're cheating.

2005-03-08 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Ok, update. We've just pulled out of Brandopia, leaving behind The Josh to wreak havoc upon their lands. Our paths may cross again, Johnopolis, but for now, Cajia retreats.

2005-03-08 [Falon]: Why, I do believe that's the smartest thing I've heard you say so far, "Charlie." Lord Emperor, I do believe there's some hope for that mostly empty space in his head yet!

2005-03-09 [DrakeRivenworth]: *nods in agreement* This is a fortunate turn of events...But, for future engagements...the world of Cajia might want to try Nation States or another place like that... Wikis are for serious role-players... not half-assed amatures.

2005-03-09 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: tried nation states, the country cajia was reserved. and, shut up.

2005-03-09 [DrakeRivenworth]: *Drake shrugs* It all comes in practice...

2005-03-09 [patient love.]: omg...why am I not a worshiper of some sort?!??! *tear* i wanna be a part of Johnopolis....i loves sexi texan john....;)

2005-03-09 [DrakeRivenworth]: All you got to do is ask...I'll add you.

2005-03-09 [86trista04]: thanks sweetie for addin me ur kick ass!! *hugs*

2005-03-09 [DrakeRivenworth]: Your welcome. *hugs back*

2005-03-09 [Falon]: *laughs* Wow, Empy, you sure do have a lot of girls flocking to be part of your Empire. *grins, petting* It's amazing what being almost from another country makes people think. *grins* And yes, for those of you who aren't up to date on your history, Texas was once its own country, and is just about the only state with the ability to go back to being one if we really wanted.

2005-03-10 [DrakeRivenworth]: Texas is its own country, we just give the U.S. backup when they need it.

2005-03-10 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: forget this comment, the leader is right. and I don't even know what a muckraker is.

2005-03-10 [DrakeRivenworth]: How about you stop being a muckraker? A muckraker is someone who stirs up unnessary filth.

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: what the hell is a muckraker?

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: oh its right there.....*smacks face* god im an idiot!!

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: lol *giggles at A.T.H

2005-03-15 [DrakeRivenworth]: Good job children...

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: *claps for A.T.H.....dont worrie i didnt know wut it was either til i read it lol

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: lol, yeah, my bad......but john cant say much im his goddess...i have power over him!!! watch, john stare

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: haha if u ever want to retire later in time let me know...my boobs will take the place of where u leave off lol

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: lol, i highly doupt it!! lol, how big are yours?

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: well maybe not as big as urs but yea it will work lol 36 c to 40 d

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: haha still doesnt mean i cant try lol

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: lol, im a 40 DDD, lol

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: its all good your a cool person and if i do retire i will contact you trista

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: haha yay maybe in time i will grow more lol. but yea i dont wanna grow that big lol. ill be the next best lol

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: oh and we have to stop making up weird words that most people dont know the meaning to

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: lol, well, lol, sounds good, lol, but drake sure loves it so im not complaining

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: drake is a horndogg....(not in a mean way lol =P) sexy fella desirves the best tho.

2005-03-15 [DrakeRivenworth]: *laughs* Thanks...

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: what is the best? *looks confused*

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: well...ummm...i...ummm i dunno, i guess wutever drake says is wuts best rite???

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: true, drake what is it you want?

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: drake if A.T.H ever gives up her spot can i take it tho i still need time to grow in to it lol

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: hmm

2005-03-15 [Angelic Alexandra]: hmm, well, im going to be in the spot for a while so you have time to grow my friend, lol

2005-03-15 [86trista04]: well yea with time i hope lol, ill b paient until then tho lol. *sighs* im bored and i need help :(

2005-03-19 [Sillydeadweight]: I, King of the Wu Kingdom, demand you're surender or our armies will crush you're empire

2005-03-20 [DrakeRivenworth]: *shakes his head* Not only would I never surrender to anyone anyway, I especially would not surrender to a person who lacks the IQ to spell correctly... 'You're' is a contraction for "you are" and 'surender' has a double R. Oh yes, please use puncuation...

2005-03-20 [Sillydeadweight]: ( i'm dyslectic) then prepare to meat us in battle

2005-03-20 [Falon]: Ah, yes, well... dyslexics have more "fnu." Wouldn't think that battling would be much fun at all...

2005-03-20 [Sillydeadweight]: oke then surrender to us, you will keep you're own goverment and build a monument in our honor

2005-03-20 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: a monument in Cajia's name would be nice too...

2005-03-20 [Sillydeadweight]: nevermind the Wu kingdom will not atack this kingdom

2005-03-20 [~Angelo~]: I, the new king Wu, apologize for the actions that the old king did against you.

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: It seems that there is a power struggle in your own kingdom...perhaps you should settle your own internal battles before seeking outside warfare. Oh yes, cajian-boy, silence your mouth or I'll remove your tongue.

2005-03-21 [Falon]: Can we roast it and feed it to him disguised as a nice hamburger? Or are we going to dress it up in womens clothing and make it hokey-pokey? Or... Hmm, so many ideas. *sits to ponder*

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: ...Want to be in charge of interrogations?

2005-03-21 [Falon]: Of his tongue? 'Cause I don't think a togue on its own will say much. But of him? Hmm.... *laughs* I'm not even a worshiper. Or goddess of large breasts. Just me. But sure, why not. I'll attack him with many splinters. Or papercuts. Ah yes. One or two aren't too bad, but when your papercuts have papercuts because there's no more room... *grins*

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: No, it just seemed your good at torture...

2005-03-21 [Falon]: I do believe that's the first compliment you've given me yet, Mr. Emperor sir. *pets* But yeah, I'll torture him if you'd like. Seems a good use of time to me. Just lemme know.

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: Well, we'll see what he does...

2005-03-21 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: falon, please shut up, how come you always talk after me?

2005-03-21 [86trista04]: lol sounds like fun in here. not really im just bored. my head hurts and i cant sleep lol

2005-03-21 [Falon]: Why don't you try to make me, Cajian? And I think the rules of conversation indicate that for me to be involved in said conversation, I must speak after others have spoken, even if those others include you. Unless you didn't have a tongue anymore and couldn't speak at all. Then I'd not even have to respond to your idiotic mumblings.

2005-03-22 [Angelic Alexandra]: lol, wow, do i need to make peace? what do i have to do to make it anyways?

2005-03-22 [Falon]: 1 part Zema, 1 part everclear, 3 parts cherry syrup, topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

2005-03-23 [DevilishlySweet]: man....if only the government knew peace was this easy...

2005-03-23 [DrakeRivenworth]: Three girls, all lobbying for peace...and their solution is a mixed drink.

2005-03-23 [Falon]: A very nice mixed drink, might I point out. And hey, no one has ever gone to war over alcohol, have they? Be a very.... interesting war if fought by a bunch of drunks.

2005-03-23 [86trista04]: lol silly peoples lol

2005-03-24 [DrakeRivenworth]: Yeah they did, its called the prohibiton era...

2005-03-24 [Falon]: Technically, I don't think that was a real war. Besides, millions upon millions of people didn't die for that one, and I'm pretty sure they had all the facts straight for the time.

2005-03-24 [DrakeRivenworth]: Err...please don't get into an argument about history with me. I know history really well...plus, I don't want to argue with you.

2005-03-26 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: *nudge*

2005-03-26 [DrakeRivenworth]: What?

2005-03-26 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: nudge to your threat of torture.

2005-03-27 [DrakeRivenworth]: What? Do you like torture or something?

2005-03-27 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: I can withstand torture, immune to most pain. not really, but...and, there's no reason to torture me. we pulled out of brandopia...

2005-03-28 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he shrugs* It might be fun...bamboo shoots under your fingernails... all sorts of fun things.

2005-03-28 [Angelic Alexandra]: lol, hmm....hey anyone seen my shirt? Drake??? *gives evil glare*

2005-03-28 [DrakeRivenworth]: *shrugs* I havn't done anything with it.

2005-03-28 [Angelic Alexandra]: yeah sure you havent......how might i be of service to you my lord?

2005-03-28 [DrakeRivenworth]: ...I require you in my private chambers..

2005-03-28 [Angelic Alexandra]: *looks around* ok....

2005-03-28 [Angelic Alexandra]: caji may i speak with you?

2005-03-28 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: sure. wassup?

2005-03-28 [Angelic Alexandra]: well may i speak to you in your kingdom?

2005-03-28 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: sure. and about the bamboo shoots, ouch.

2005-03-28 [Falon]: The bamboo shoots are actually pretty tame, if a bit painful. I've studied medieval tortures for various school assignments and some of them don't sound painful at all but... It's the mental thing that does it the most. *runs to get the bamboo anyways, glad that that birthday present was useful*

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: *laughs° im so lost with the bamboo shoots

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: lord drake where are you? i miss you...*looks sad and sits on the step and weeps*

2005-03-29 [DrakeRivenworth]: *puts his arm around her* I'm sorry, but at times I am needed around the kingdom.

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: yes...so true *puts face in drake's shoulder and holds him tightly* i love you so much....

2005-03-29 [DrakeRivenworth]: There there...*pats her back*

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: you know i would do anything for you right? *grabs drake and pushes his head close to her breasts*

2005-03-29 [DrakeRivenworth]: Uh huh, I know that...

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: *holds you tight to breasts and stokes your hair* you know ill fight to the end with you and go the extra length for you......

2005-03-29 [DrakeRivenworth]: Yes...

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: would you ever eccept me as a wife?

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: *lays down on the nearest couch and rests* so very tired.....seducing men is hard work.....*falls asleep*

2005-03-29 [DrakeRivenworth]: As a wife? I'm not currently looking for a wife...

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: *laughs* oh no, unfortunetly i just realized the rules of being your goddess, i can't wed with anyone....and i only belong to you after you summond me

2005-03-29 [DrakeRivenworth]: *smiles* Yes, this is true.

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: yes, so im yours and only yours to touch and pleasure....*lays down* oh im ill.....and soar, the men had totured me last night when i was away....

2005-03-29 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: ...

2005-03-29 [Angelic Alexandra]: *looks at caji and glares* not you... i meant drake...hes my lord

2005-03-30 [Open_your_mind]: cooooool.....

2005-03-30 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: word.

2005-03-30 [Open_your_mind]: oookay then where did that come from.....

2005-03-30 [V Sama]: <The doors open slowly as a figure in a white poets shirt, black leather pants and jack boots with twin cutlass' at his hips and muskets in his belt, walks in from the rain. His red cloak is soaked yet he is untouched and neither are his red gauntlets. He lowers his hood to reveal his features and just smiles.> I could make some good money here.

2005-03-30 [Falon]: Oh, you're in to alchemy then, stranger? *smiles at him stupidly and sweetly*

2005-04-01 [Angelic Alexandra]: *looks around* anyone there?

2005-04-02 [Angelic Alexandra]: Drake!!! you must add me to you allies, im no longer your slave....history of alexandra the great

2005-04-04 [86trista04]: man i havent been on in forever how is everyone?

2005-04-04 [Angelic Alexandra]: im good. ive got my own kingdom to want to see? alexandriaz

2005-04-04 [86trista04]: *looks at ur kindom*

2005-04-05 [86trista04]: .....lovintrista is my fan page thing please join

2005-04-06 [86trista04]: just write me and tell me to add u and take a banner please

2005-04-06 [DrakeRivenworth]: *sits in his commander's chair and props his feet onto his desk, he yawns boredly*

2005-04-07 [Angelic Alexandra]: *looks at Drake* you know your friend needs you just as im helping him...

2005-04-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: King Brando? If he requires my assistance, he will ask for it. For I am the Ender of Wars. My assistance is only a drastic measure. The mention of my involvement in conflicts is usually enough to stop them. I am not worried...

2005-04-07 [Angelic Alexandra]: ....*gives a smile to drake* Drake my luv....ive missed you so very much.....and running a kingdom is been trouble....but you being here makes my day..*smiles and kisses Drakes lips then walks off in white see through gown* ahh its been too long

2005-04-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he smiles and nods from his chair* Aye, it has...

2005-04-07 [Angelic Alexandra]: *smiles and laughs* did you miss me my love? my awakener of the dark waters of the dampen forest....*does a bit of a dance and walks towards drake with a sweet smell and smile*

2005-04-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he nods* Aye, I did. I have been busy with matters pertaining to the security of my nation...How have you faired?

2005-04-07 [Angelic Alexandra]: *smiles and sits on drakes laps and strokes his hair* ive been fair

2005-04-07 [~Angelo~]: We, Skylira wish to propose an allience with you, we are helping Alexandra and Brandoptia in the war with Cajia.

2005-04-07 [Angelic Alexandra]: oh yes Drake you need to add me to your allience as well.....

2005-04-07 [DevilishlySweet]: *cries* I'm not the goddess of large breasts??

2005-04-07 [Angelic Alexandra]: oh.....sorry i was....

2005-04-07 [DevilishlySweet]: lol

2005-04-07 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: so, is johnopolis in with alexandriaz in the war against us?

2005-04-07 [Angelic Alexandra]: if brandopia wants johnopolis to join he will ask

2005-04-07 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: excuse me. are you the ruler of this wiki, or are you not? stick to your own world, let the ruler decide whether he wants in on the war.

2005-04-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: *stands from his desk and slams his fists upon the surface* I will NOT tolerate the improper treatment of my friends. If you do not hold your tongue, I'll be forced to smite you and destroy your world!

2005-04-08 [Angelic Alexandra]: Drake.....my sister is going to join them....

2005-04-08 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he shrugs and sits back down in his chair* It is of no matter to me...

2005-04-08 [86trista04]: ok i know this has nothing to do with ur wiki thing but do u think giddian gerard is a kewl name for a boy? pronounce it like this >>> (gid-e-an) (ger-ard)

2005-04-08 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Gerard? isn't that the guy from Magic, The Gathering?

2005-04-08 [86trista04]: umm i dunno bout that but its the lead singer of mcr (my chemical romance) i do beleive.

2005-04-08 [Angelic Alexandra]: *looks at Drake and sighs*

2005-04-08 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: He's pretty cool in the card game, I think he's the captain of the weatherlight. or, the first mate. I don't know.

2005-04-09 [Little Victories]: I seek Drake Rivenworth. Is he present?

2005-04-10 [Sillydeadweight]: Johnopolis is invited to join the senat of nations

2005-04-11 [DrakeRivenworth]: *Drake looks up from his desk and sees [Little Victories]* Hmm, what do you want?

2005-04-12 [Angelic Alexandra]: *holds drake close to her* did i surprise you lord?

2005-04-12 [DrakeRivenworth]: No...I'm not easily suprised...

2005-04-12 [Angelic Alexandra]: *laughs* i see lord, have you missed me at all?

2005-04-12 [DrakeRivenworth]: Of course.

2005-04-13 [Open_your_mind]: libery...what are you doing here...?

2005-04-19 [Angelic Alexandra]: *looks around fro Drake* Drake I need to speak with you...

2005-04-23 [Angelic Alexandra]: grr...Drake you are always gone...

2005-04-23 [DrakeRivenworth]: Sorry... *he brushes his hair with his fingers* I rarely have the time anymore...

2005-04-23 [Angelic Alexandra]: *sighs* i noticed..... *sits on a couch bousims pushed up slightly*

2005-04-23 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he sits in his chair at his desk, props his feet up, then tilts his hat down so it covers his eyes*

2005-04-24 [Angelic Alexandra]: *smiles and then sits on his desk* my lord... You must relax once and a while...

2005-04-24 [DrakeRivenworth]: *he shrugs and smiles at her* I like to keep busy...

2005-05-06 [dendrite.]: *appears inside* BOO!

2005-05-07 [DrakeRivenworth]: Heh, hiya.

2005-05-07 [dendrite.]: *tackles and hugs him* heya :p

2005-05-09 [DrakeRivenworth]: *hugs back* How's it goin'?

2005-05-09 [dendrite.]: tis pretty good *smiles brightly* how are you?!

2005-05-10 [DrakeRivenworth]: I'm alright, tired mostly...need something to perk me up.

2005-08-10 [Angelic Alexandra]: *she walked in* perk you up eh? *she smiled then laughed*

2005-10-17 [The Warlock]: i like you kingdom here very nice

2005-10-17 [DrakeRivenworth]: Thanks.

2005-10-25 [The Warlock]: I was wondering if your empire might want to allie with my kingdom if not its cool just asking

2005-10-26 [Angels Of San-Angelus]: nobody comes here anymore....check hte last comment date.