The Empire of Johnopolis!

2005-03-20 [DrakeRivenworth]: *shakes his head* Not only would I never surrender to anyone anyway, I especially would not surrender to a person who lacks the IQ to spell correctly... 'You're' is a contraction for "you are" and 'surender' has a double R. Oh yes, please use puncuation...

2005-03-20 [Sillydeadweight]: ( i'm dyslectic) then prepare to meat us in battle

2005-03-20 [Falon]: Ah, yes, well... dyslexics have more "fnu." Wouldn't think that battling would be much fun at all...

2005-03-20 [Sillydeadweight]: oke then surrender to us, you will keep you're own goverment and build a monument in our honor

2005-03-20 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: a monument in Cajia's name would be nice too...

2005-03-20 [Sillydeadweight]: nevermind the Wu kingdom will not atack this kingdom

2005-03-20 [~Angelo~]: I, the new king Wu, apologize for the actions that the old king did against you.

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: It seems that there is a power struggle in your own kingdom...perhaps you should settle your own internal battles before seeking outside warfare. Oh yes, cajian-boy, silence your mouth or I'll remove your tongue.

2005-03-21 [Falon]: Can we roast it and feed it to him disguised as a nice hamburger? Or are we going to dress it up in womens clothing and make it hokey-pokey? Or... Hmm, so many ideas. *sits to ponder*

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: ...Want to be in charge of interrogations?

2005-03-21 [Falon]: Of his tongue? 'Cause I don't think a togue on its own will say much. But of him? Hmm.... *laughs* I'm not even a worshiper. Or goddess of large breasts. Just me. But sure, why not. I'll attack him with many splinters. Or papercuts. Ah yes. One or two aren't too bad, but when your papercuts have papercuts because there's no more room... *grins*

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: No, it just seemed your good at torture...

2005-03-21 [Falon]: I do believe that's the first compliment you've given me yet, Mr. Emperor sir. *pets* But yeah, I'll torture him if you'd like. Seems a good use of time to me. Just lemme know.

2005-03-21 [DrakeRivenworth]: Well, we'll see what he does...

2005-03-21 [3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: falon, please shut up, how come you always talk after me?

2005-03-21 [86trista04]: lol sounds like fun in here. not really im just bored. my head hurts and i cant sleep lol

2005-03-21 [Falon]: Why don't you try to make me, Cajian? And I think the rules of conversation indicate that for me to be involved in said conversation, I must speak after others have spoken, even if those others include you. Unless you didn't have a tongue anymore and couldn't speak at all. Then I'd not even have to respond to your idiotic mumblings.

2005-03-22 [Angelic Alexandra]: lol, wow, do i need to make peace? what do i have to do to make it anyways?

2005-03-22 [Falon]: 1 part Zema, 1 part everclear, 3 parts cherry syrup, topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

2005-03-23 [DevilishlySweet]: man....if only the government knew peace was this easy...

2005-03-23 [DrakeRivenworth]: Three girls, all lobbying for peace...and their solution is a mixed drink.