You hear a voice speaking in an unfamiliar tongue, "It's kicking! Come feel!"

Finally one day, a light appears at the end of the tunnel. You crawl towards your freedom, only to be snatched up by a giant in an overcoat who spanks you and scrubs you down. You are then wrapped in an strange, yet comforting white substance and handed to someone. A lot of other giants arrive and begin prodding at you with various appendages and creating high pitched noises.

Eventually you arrive at a large building, where you simply lie around in both supine and sometimes prone positions for a month or so. One day, you see a shiny object that stimulates your infantile curiosity. You...

Try to crawl towards it

Cry and try to get someone to give it to you