Welcome to the Lap Whores & Laps Member Page, where the special people of Elftown come to talk with their fellow lap whores and about their owner or the current lap they are using. But to be a member here, you must answer a series of questions that will test your faith to our ways of life.
THE QUESTIONS FOR A LAP WHORE
01: Why did you come to Professional Lap Whores?
02: Do you have what it takes to be a Lap Whore?
03: Hip size please.
04: Do you wear clothing that may hurt the lap your on?
05: Are you willing to be a long term lap whore?
06: Can you stand the rude comments from people if your a male lap whore?
07: Can you stand the rude comments if your a female lap whore?
08: Do you think I the creator am weird?
09: Ran out of questions, umm do you wear underwear?
10: Why do you think I made this wiki?
11: Do you want to be a Lap Whore, Lap, or Both?
Thank you, and please send answers to these questions to either myself [Dante Reznor] or one of the other three workers here.
Please note that anyone can join up to a be a lap.. It doesn't matter who. Two are already members though they didn't relize that we whores would fighure out how to make a wiki...