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2005-12-03 16:53:24
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[Rochala]'s Fairy Dust Recipe!




Fairy dust... One of the many ancient secrets my grandmum passed down to me.
It's actually pretty simple; all you need are four plain things:


<img:stuff/green-smartie-mood.gif>A fairy* (The colour of the wings determine the colour of the dust)
<img:stuff/green-smartie-mood.gif>A mortar
<img:stuff/green-smartie-mood.gif>Brutal force
<img:stuff/green-smartie-mood.gif>Conan Soundtrack to add to the atmosphere



Directions for the Execution:

You pulverise the fairy with the mortar and after some hammerstrokes you'll get your fairy dust. My grandmum also told me that for a better effect, each time you hammer the poor little thing just chant the limmerick:

"Ashes to ashes
and dust to fairy dust."


(I tried both versions and the only difference is that with the verse you get some useless but really cool thunderbolts flying around)




*The chubbier the fairy, the merrier the fairy dust

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The beatiful divider is provided by [Sheona] and the bullets come from [Jitter] :)


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2005-11-27 [Jitter]: Haha. You barbarian :p Thanks for using my bullets! ^_^ Promote me! Pimp me now! (Lol your wife is actually commanding you to pimp her, how do you like that? :p)

2005-11-27 [Rochala]: It's not barbaric, it's practical :p I also know a second way to get fairy dust, but it involves a fairy in a cellar for some decades until it gets dusty:p

2005-11-27 [I'm her Georgia *Peach!*]: Well, it's violent.....but I don't doubt it'd work....

2005-11-27 [Lothuriel]: LOL...this is hillarious, in a sadistic sort of way. It is creative and original...

2005-11-28 [moira hawthorne]: LOVE IT! duh duh duh duh...duh duh duh duh...duh duh duh duh dhu dhuda!!!...

2005-11-28 [Kuruni]: This is awesome!!!

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