Louis is a Rhino
who lives upon my desk.
He's always giving lectures,
or tutting at my mess.

A straight and narrow fellow,
he doesn't muck about.
He loves to make snide comments
until I scream and shout.

He edits all my stories
and tells me that they stink.
I know he's only joking...
or at least thats what I think.

For such a tiny creature
his ego is quite big,
and if you say he's wrong
then he always tends to wig.

So my room mates think I'm crazy
when they hear our little chats.
Yet he does all the talking,
and they can't blame me for that.