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2009-11-03 19:29:38
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This Sarong Is...So Wrong!

This contest takes wit and humor. The object is to make a quote, something good, for a picture posted. Now, if you think you have a great picture that would spark a creative mind to come up with a funny/witty quote to describe your picture, let me know and I will add it. 

Please limit quotes to one-liners. You know what those are. and if not, go to my Jokes pages to see some. Please follow these guide lines, they are not rocket science.

Please limit quotes to 2 quotes per picture.

***After the picture has been up for One Week we will load up a new one and start again.***

Want to submit a photo? Make A Quote Submissions

1. Your Name: "Quote"
2. Your Name: "Quote"

and so on and so it really that hard??

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Picture #36

[Lothuriel] - The two parrots had just seen a documentary on how to survive a bear attack;
Parrot on the right: "Dude the tv said to play dead, just do it, just do it"
Parrot on the left: "Dude, that was for bears, bears dude, not eagles."
Parrot on the right: "Dude, we are so screwed".
[TheRogue] You said if we pretended to be salt and pepper shakers they'd put us where the food is.. I can't believe I listened to you. Idiot.
[Flisky] "This has to be the best backscratching post we've found yet."
[Daisy le Fleur] "Really Margaret..I'm gone for 5 minutes and I come back to find you with this stiff's beak in your bum? Margaret are you even
[The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead] "Dude, I'm so high right now."
[Surimia] Another warning when touristing in the country of Cockatielcageia, do remember not to doze off in public. One may awaken to discover one's wallet gone amiss, as seen in figure A here.
[Iske]" One day my friend, I will step into 'big eagle's wing-steps and... but for now I just keep on dreaming"
[LynnAnneBrown] "Don't worry baldy, another drink and he won't notice a thing."
[arthemis_] "Shush, if we hold very still, maybe the eagle doesn't notice us..."
[xXxDarkRosexXx] oh, gees, dude, don't look now, but the ugliest chick I have ever seen is standing behind us... No, no, don't look, she'll notice. Look casually... See, she's friggen ugly!
[TheRogue]Eagle: MMMMMmmmm... you has a flavor..
[Daring Silence]- *Bird in the back* "Damn it, Janet. I love you."

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2009-01-11 [TheRogue]: ROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!1 @ Fuzzy

2009-01-12 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: lol thanks!

2009-01-12 [Skydancer]: Rather incredibly hilarious! :)

2009-02-19 [dew_farie]: I am sorry this was so long in coming, I had a family emergency come up and I havent been on in a while, as you can tell. I promise I did not forget about ya'll. We shall move on if everyone still wants to.

2009-02-19 [hanhepi]: wow, those are both better than mine! you guys are good!

2009-02-19 [HardRockAngel]: Well, the best is yet to come I think =)

2009-02-19 [XxTsomexX]: XD oh yeah lol they're are usually a bunch more funny ones. I love this wiki!

2009-02-21 [TheRogue]: I was wondering if anyone else saw the darth vader shadow of impending doom in the back of the room or if my ubergeek was showing again.. . good one fuzzy!

2009-02-21 [XxTsomexX]: I just noticed it when I read fuzzy's quote :D

2009-03-13 [Flisky]: Why are there two 2s?

2009-03-13 [Daisy le Fleur]: Probably posted simultaneously

2009-03-13 [Flisky]: Oh...well...makes sense. ^_^ I'm still trying to come up with something for this one. My wit is failing me.

2009-03-18 [Flisky]: Changed my quote. I came up with this one at work.

2009-03-18 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: lol at lothuriel. I normally prefer more subtle comments, but this just cracked me up!

2009-03-18 [Flisky]: Lothuriel, that's great! It reminds me of one of my coworkers. I would say "Your mom." He would say "Your face." Then I would reply "Your mom's face." And that would be the entire conversation. 

2009-03-19 [Daisy le Fleur]: Wow.. that's a bit rude =/

2009-03-23 [Lothuriel]: HAHA Exactly [Flisky], sure we don't work at teh same place? lol

2009-03-23 [Flisky]: *look around shiftily* Maybe...

2009-04-04 [XxTsomexX]: Omg... I love [Lothuriel]'s qoute. When I read her quote, I think stoners.... that suits them ssoooooooo well!! [TheRogue]'s suits them well too, considering they're little pigs >.> they are almost always eating....

2009-10-18 [dew_farie]: OMG, I cant believe I forgot about ELFTOWN!!! Someone shoot me!!

2009-10-23 [arthemis_]: Then somebody should shoot me too *blush*

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