2005-11-21 [nokaredes]: Decide to find it yourself is empty.

2005-11-21 [Gluttony]: ...I know... I'm not done yet...

2005-11-21 [nokaredes]: Then why'd you share?

2005-11-21 [Gluttony]: ...I dunno... you can do that part if you want!

2005-11-29 [spitfire_35121]: ...

2005-11-29 [spitfire_35121]: ...there... now I finished it...

2005-11-30 [Fallen Child Athena]: so did i

2005-12-01 [spitfire_35121]: riiiiiight...

2005-12-01 [Fallen Child Athena]: i did finish the game

2005-12-01 [spitfire_35121]: uh huh... suuuure...

2005-12-01 [Fallen Child Athena]: *cries* why dont you believe me?

2005-12-01 [spitfire_35121]: I do! ...can't you see me agreeing with you?!

2005-12-04 [Fallen Child Athena]: i thought it was sarcasm.......im sorry

2005-12-05 [spitfire_35121]: it was...

2005-12-05 [spitfire_35121]: ...sucker!

2005-12-06 [nokaredes]: ......

2005-12-07 [Fallen Child Athena]: Bite me [spitfire_35121]

2005-12-07 [spitfire_35121]: *takes a big bite out of your leg*

2005-12-07 [spitfire_35121]: ...Hmm... a bit chewy... too much fat... you should really work out!

2005-12-12 [Fallen Child Athena]: * smacks [spitfire_35121] with a huge stick for being an A$$*

2005-12-12 [spitfire_35121]: ...sicko!

2005-12-14 [Fallen Child Athena]: what can i say?

2005-12-14 [Gluttony]: ...lots of things, I assume... depending on your pronunciation skills...

2006-01-03 [Fallen Child Athena]: ok

2006-01-07 [spitfire_35121]: No, it's not ok! ...stupid Tai!

2006-01-12 [Fallen Child Athena]: fine............im sorry

2006-01-21 [spitfire_35121]: ...I assume you've never seen Digimon...

2006-01-26 [Fallen Child Athena]: yes i have.......i like Kari and T.K.///////////ive seen all of them

2006-03-21 [The Bad Turkey²]: ...time for expansion!

2006-04-19 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...there... I finished another path... just two more to go...

2006-04-19 [nokaredes]: Chickyboo was just all "What's Maze of Guile?" but she was pronouncing "guile" guy-lee...so it took me a minute to figure out what she was asking xD

2006-04-19 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...Guy-lee?! *schlaps forehead* ...force her to come here...

2006-04-21 [nokaredes]: ...I think she's been here...

2006-05-08 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...I should finish this...

2006-05-08 [nokaredes]: Nah...you should be on messenger!

2006-05-08 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...er... uh... look! A hooker! *points at misty1 and runs*

2006-05-08 [nokaredes]: ...meh...I was going to sleep anyway...

2006-06-06 [kittykittykitty]: but I'm already in elftown.....

2006-06-06 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...no you're not! How dare you lie?!

2006-06-07 [kittykittykitty]: Noes! Honest! *bursts into flood of tears*

2006-06-07 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: Cry me a river! *puffs a cigar*

2006-06-23 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

2006-06-23 [nokaredes]: ...you suck!

2006-06-24 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...thanks!

2006-08-02 [wildmage92]: I'm confused! i explored all ends of this maze and there is no finish!

2006-08-03 [Mortified Penguin]: ...Oh yes there is!

2006-08-12 @Not logged in user@: ...dangnabit...

2006-10-23 [sara(:]: my nose itches. ._.

2006-10-23 [Panty Bandit]: *shoots your nose*... and that takes care of that...

2006-10-28 [sunabozu]: whats this?

2006-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Heh heh heh...

2006-10-28 [sunabozu]: what you want some of this

2006-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: No, thank you...

2006-10-28 [sunabozu]: thought so *giggles*im sorry i just had to

2006-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Okay...

2007-01-24 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -falls in- hehe found it!

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-01-24 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -steals ramen-

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *throws viagra at you*

2007-01-24 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -laughs and eats the ramen- MUAHHAHA@

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *the pride of lions burst in and attack you*

2007-01-24 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -runs-

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *they follow you on their radar*

2007-01-25 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: lol you're crazy -gives back ramen-

2007-01-25 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats ramen*

2007-01-25 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: why do you always do that? -levitates-

2007-01-25 [Mortified Penguin]: ...because everyone loves ramen! ...*eats ramen*... have you gone through the maze yet?!

2007-01-25 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: yes, i've beaten this maze before ^__^

2007-04-06 [Pillowthief]: Hey, this maze isnt complete yet! And its way past Christmas!

2007-04-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Just that last section...

2007-04-06 [Pillowthief]: Ive been through this whole thing... I think the only way to win is ending up dead or mostly dead.

2007-04-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Sounds like a personal problem...

2007-04-12 [windowframe]: Or at Bob's Diner. :)

2007-04-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Or getting raped by something...

2007-04-16 [sunabozu]: heh bob's diner ive never been there in a long while

2007-04-17 [Mortified Penguin]: And just why not?! ...huh?!! Answer me, boy!! *cracks whip*... *eats ramen*...

2007-04-18 [sunabozu]: to tell you the truth,i dont know im gonna go there right now

2007-05-29 [Mortified Penguin]: ...there. I finally finished making all the paths in do the dew! *sticks thumb up*, meaning that the whole wiki is now temporarily complete. Until I decide to make some more paths...

2007-05-30 [Pillowthief]: Hmm. Still cant figure out a way through without ending up dead or mostly dead.

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: WAIT!! This was suppose to lead to another wiki...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -growls at pen- you're mean, you know that?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: I can't help that I was raised by convicts...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: Well in that case, I guess it's not all your fault.

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...but what if they were innocent of their convicted crimes?

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: still not really your fault, governmeant faults ^__^

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...what if I work for the government?!

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: ...do you just want me to be mad at you ><

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...oh... getting upset at a Mexican, huh?

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: what? Are you calling me racist?!

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: OH, so now you're assuming that just because I'm another race, I'm insinuating that you're a racist, huh?!

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: Only because of the way you typed it! I can't tell too well because we're only typing...but when someone uses their race in a statment the way you did, it would be normal for one to assume that you're about to make a racist argument!!

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: .........OH, so you assume that I'm about to make a racist argument because I mentioned that I was a Mexican, huh?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: I think that counter up there stopped working when I turned it into a link...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: Most likely, and can we stop with this silly argument?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, so it's an arguement now, huh?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats ramen*... stupid seals... eating penguins...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: ....i don't like you very much right now....

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Ha ha ha... you're so silly... *pats your back*... everybody loves me! ...'cept those bounty hunters...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -shrugs hand off- no, add me to the list of no likers...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Let's see... *jots you down as number 7,214,451,307.06 on the list*...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -grin- that many bounty hunters eh?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Also, I made a lot of clowns pretty angry... and some Jews... and a kitten... and all of Ireland...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: don't forget the forest animals, they hate you too ^^

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, yes...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...oh, and I owe Satan $20... he's pretty mad at me...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: EVERYONE's made at you pen!

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...nah... not Bill Gates! ...that I know of...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -poke- see, that you know of, he could be pissed at you and you don't know

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Well... I did run over his dog that time... and if that wasn't bad enough, I ran over his son too on my way home...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -huggles- you're so silly

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...it burnsss!

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -huggles more- get use to it

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *catches on fire*

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -puts him out with another hug-

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *leg catches on fire*

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -stands back to watch him burn- lol

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *detaches leg*

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: O__o that's kinda weird...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't worry... they just pop right off...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -smacks legs with rug to put out fire- Okay, put them back in?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...nah... too much work... *eats ramen*...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -rolls eyes and puts his legs back on- You're such a bum.

2007-06-30 [*(.Randi.)*]: May I add Gold Maze? I made it myself! *proud*

2007-06-30 [Mortified Penguin]: ...Sure... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-01 Turkey: ...yo, yo... Turkey's in da house!

2007-07-02 [shiro tagachi]: does anyone know how to get through this maze

2007-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: ...it only takes six clicks to win... if you know where to click.

2007-07-02 [Piercedskull]: ooooooooo.....maze...

2007-07-03 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-08 Turkey: Hey, yo... stupid!

2007-07-15 [Mortified Penguin]: Imma crucify you...

2007-07-17 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: you don't have the balls Pen.

2007-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, I have the balls... and they're huge.

2007-07-17 [Piercedskull]: TOO MUCH INFO!*twitch*

2007-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: ...or... maybe it's not enough info...

2007-07-17 [Piercedskull]: *blink*oookkkaayy....

2007-07-21 [Vou]: Wow, this is hilarious. XD

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Darn straight it is! ...whoever you are... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-21 [Vou]: I'm a person. :X

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: ...makes sense to me... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-21 [Vou]: You and the ramen. =.=

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm telling you... ramen will one day be a major source of fuel... *rocks back and forth*... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-21 [Vou]: We just bought six packages of ramen for a dollar. <3

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: That'll fuel a ramen car for two weeks! ...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-22 [Vou]: XD

2007-07-23 Turkey: Turkey is too busy jerking his turkey to eat the ramen. Why the hell does he never last more than a day or two before the gaurdy-types pluck the feathers out of his fat ass and skewer him over a fire in front of the teepees?

2007-07-23 [Piercedskull]: *grabs the ramen and eats it*

2007-07-24 Your Friendly Neighborhood Turkey: I would stay to argue against the imposter Turkey, but the thought of fire roasted turkey is too compelling... *leaves to eat some turkey*...

2007-07-24 Your Friendly Neighborhood Turkey: Also, I object to the "fat ass" part of that and would like to inquire about the teepee part... *eats turkey*...

2007-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: I've never seen the word "turkey" used so many times in the same sentence... *smacks Piercedskull and takes the ramen*... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-24 [Piercedskull]: *burns Penguin and eats ramen*

2007-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *burns*... *uses the flames to boil some more ramen*... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-24 [Piercedskull]: nyuu?

2007-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Nyuu indeed, my son. ...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-24 [Piercedskull]: ....did you just callme a dude?

2007-07-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, yes I did...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-25 [Piercedskull]: *shoots you and zombies eat your brian**eats your ramen*

2007-07-25 [Mortified Penguin]: You ate Brian! Now I'll have to find another replacement for that one black kid on this wiki...*eats hidden ramen*...

2007-07-25 Luther Jim Tylenol III: Yes, mas'a'! I'm here, ma's'a! ...*eats fried chicken*... *breakdances*... *makes offensive stereotypes*...

2007-07-26 [Piercedskull]: *glomp*Myuu!

2007-07-26 [Vou]: o.O;;; If it were IRL... you'd probably be beat-up.. the sad truth of American society.. =.= I'm not trying to be rude..

2007-07-26 [Piercedskull]: I know.

2007-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-27 [Vou]: It's pretty sad how reality is. :X -steals Penguin's ramen-

2007-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...fantasy's pretty sad too...

2007-07-27 [XxTsomexX]: well, if you think about it... fantasy isnt too far from reality

2007-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]: According to this map it is...

2007-07-27 [XxTsomexX]: lol

2007-07-27 [Vou]: xD

2007-08-07 Turkey: Hey! Chunk-o! ...where you at, son?!

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Wassup, *igga?!...*eats ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: *slaps you*... *eats yo' ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: ...stupid Norman Soth! ...you and your terrorism!

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, all the peices of the complex puzzle have been constructed into a crystal-clear image of who will surely be the last person you would have ever suspected...Norman Soth!!...*eats EVIL ramen*...heh heh heh...

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: But, that's beside the point. It's really a miracle that the guards haven't found you...or banned you, for that matter...*eats ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: ...dude... they have... which is why I'm commenting offline! ...*eats NEUTRAL ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: ...now watch some Harvey Birdman...

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: WHAT?!

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Johny Quest? Hadji?!