Nails, Snails, and dragon's tails:
Are they good for that which ails?
Eye of gnewt and wing of bat"
Will they work for this or that?
All recipes, good Witches know
Are followed to the tip of toe.

A pinch too much? A slip up there?
And fuzzy wuzzy has no hair!
Instead of fairies flitting free,
You've conjured up a chimpanzee!
And though he's fun and likes to play-
How do u make him go away?

This is a cookbook for my Craft
Full of giggles, smiles, and laughs!
Concoctions, spells, and recipes
Woven well by Blessed Be's
And designed without one nervous twitch
By one who's proud to be called "Witch!"

from Dorthy Morrison's personal Book of Shadows

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