Millstone Marathon
2006-6-13

I was smelling the scent of the ground up French Vanilla Millstone coffee...when I accidentally breathed in a little too hard...and then...Magic.

I found myself unable to form though. I was just siting there, completly relaxed. Just doing nothing but siting there. Everything felt relaxed, my mind, my muscles, everything. Thats when it hit me...this is what it's like to be high.

To see everything and not care, just relax. I swear it was better than weed, but that could be just because of the person I smoked it with(He was an ass and a half >:(. It was better than weed. I don't think that I had ever been more relaxed, calm, and insightful.

Heh, what is it about fits of extreme relaxation that make you feel like Buddha or something. It's like you almost become an all powerful Guru in your mind when your high. Like the universe obens up her shirt and exposes all of her secrets...but you can never remember them, because you were high XD.

I'm not saying that it will calm you down though. Mainly because I don't know how caffine effects you. You may just whind up like my friend Alex, who after snorting it, crawled around on the floor barking like a dog. coming back every five seconds like some beat down junkie whore looking for his next fix...yeah, it was weird to watch.

I just kept on telling him 'Man, you just have to sit back and relax, be chill'. It's hard to be relaxed around someone who's jolted.

The effects of it only seem to last for about a good thirty minutes or so, but it is time well spent.

If your curious as to how this works then I'll tell you...But I am not responsible for what you do next, thats all on you. If you feel like you can't restrain yourself and you might blame me...[then don't read on.]

You pretty much snort it like you would coke or meth. It's easier to be done and the effect last longer, if your nose isn't dry on the insides. So a minor stuffy nose helps and is somewhat required. Then usually about the time when it's effects stop working, you'll usually sneeze or blow the coffee grinds out of your nose. If not, blow harder.

Well good luck with it all, and have a safe trip XD.




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