Mini-Misadventures
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The Race:
Me and Fluffy were driving thru Morehead, coming back from a doctors appointment when this crown victoria pulled up along side of us. Instantly, we started to debate whether or not it was a cop. Part of me thought yes, but from looking at his passanger, I said no.
So I procceded to flirt with him to see if he would flirt back, as most cops won't do when they're on duty. He flirted back. So I thought no. Then he spad up along side of us, and Fluffy took the challenge. We raced for a little while and wound up powning him doing 80+ in a 50.
So he slows down and goes behind us...thats when we see the radar gun on his dashboard...af
ter watching him talk to his passanger for a minute and point at us...we thought we were fucked.That is, until he drove off after another car...
Ten points for flirting to get out of a ticket.
Comatetavegitalious:
(Co-ma*Tay-ta*Veg-a*Tal-lee-us)
I was sitting on the kitchen counter one day, poundering, as I always do, when my mind suddenly wondered to those in a vegitative state, and how it all works. How they must feel and the dream worlds that they must wonder upon...when my brain suddenly formed a new word while looking at Fluffys 'Special' Narcoleptic cat.
(More to come when I can remember exactly why)
[IHaveALrgPeni]
I was making the Misadventure Members page and in the process decided to make an example as to how to sign up ^.^. So I created the member [IHaveALrgPeni] and procceded to make an imitation wiki link page as an example...which showed up as a real wiki link after I was thru editing. So, naturally, I clicked on the link to see where it went...it was blank. And thats when I realized that I couldn't have my wiki members with the potentialy same amount of curiosity come to this page and be let down, so I filled it with links of ostrichs and ostrich porn. Be happy my fell Misadventurians ^_^.
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