Nives' rules of messaging




1)I will not respond to one or two word messages such as "hi" or "hey there". If you're going to message me, at least talk about something. Plus, dont ask for my MSN address if you don't know me. Unless it's really urgent about something that has to do with elftown.


2)Do not contact me if you have absolutely nothing to talk about.


3)Do not message me to swear at me because I'm not giving you my msn. It's like walking up on some stranger on the street and asking them for their phone number.



4)I will not respond to chain messages of the type send to x people in a y time or z will happen to you. Annoying, lame and childish. And you will earn a nice report. (see: chain messages official elftown page)



5)Do not contact me if you think I'm a b****/snob/ugly/fat/all my family is ugly and think I need educating in this fact. I really just don't care what you think.



6)Do not message me with just a "hi". I reply to everyone but what you sent me results in what reply you'll get


7)Do not type in improper English. I understand that some people aren't fluent in English but typing in netspeak is far than appropriate.



8)Do not contact me if you want cybersex.


9)Do not contact me if you haven't read my description and question me about things that can be answered there.



10)Do not contact me to tell me "I'm hawt". I'm not hot. I'm only hot in the summer and when I have fever. Use words like pretty or beautiful instead.



11)Do not contact me because you want a girlfriend. (Also see rule 8) Honestly either get on the streets and look for one or look for one IN THE SAME FLUBBING COUNTRY AS YOU.

12)Do not contact me if you don't like these rules. If you don't, tough.



13)Do not contact me if you feel the uncontrollable desire to defend yourself against any of the above points. Don't waste my time. Go tell someone who cares.