2004-08-28 [PettyDeath]: Nummy. I like graves. Hey.. I have an idea *digs up several graves and steals parts* Anyone have a knitting kit? I'm allergic to cute.

2004-08-28 [TheWrongGirl]: I dont have one sorry.

2004-08-28 [PettyDeath]: What am I paying you people for eh??

2004-08-28 [TheWrongGirl]: Who said you were paying me?

2004-08-28 [PettyDeath]: ..... My ass.

2004-08-28 [PettyDeath]: It likes honey and cocobutter. BUTT-er hahahahah... butt is in butter..

2004-08-28 [TheWrongGirl]: lololol

2004-08-29 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Whoa...I am getting payed? Cool. Yes Jacqui, I would love to make one with you. What is it going to be about?

2004-08-29 [PettyDeath]: Grave digging. It's hot and new. Everyone's doing it.

2004-08-29 [woundedsoul]: you strated a new trend!!!

2004-08-29 [TheWrongGirl]: I dont dig up graves... i dont have to

2004-08-29 [PettyDeath]: You're the odd one out then aren't you. Hey guys, look at TheWrongGirl, she's out of the loop, she's not cool. Everyone throw doughnuts at her *throws a baby shaped into a doughnut*.. oops...

2004-08-29 [urbanbabe69]: *runs around in circles*

2004-08-29 [PettyDeath]: *snipes urban and excitedly digs a new grave* I love the look of broken dirt and a dead body!

2004-08-29 [urbanbabe69]: *rise's from dead and burns petty to a crisp*

2004-08-29 [PettyDeath]: *screams in ecstasy* I love it.

2004-08-30 [TheWrongGirl]: Well i like being who i am.. b/c... I"m coolest :P

2004-08-30 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *stands next to petty, warming my hands*

2004-08-30 [PettyDeath]: hahaha. *gives woundedsoul a flaming hug* bahaha flaming hug.... I was driving earlier... and I hit a toad.. I feel bad.. sort of...

2004-08-30 [woundedsoul]: [TheWrongGirl], don't worry I think digging is for chumps... its much more fun trying to find the limbs after you blow the grave to bits with good ol' C4!!!

2004-08-30 [PettyDeath]: ... is it just me.. or is Reese from "Amish in the City" (TV show)... REALLY hot.. even though he's gay and REALLY feminin? hehe... *shoots a gun in the air* BAHAHAHA *giggle*

2004-08-30 [woundedsoul]: I nearly cry everytime my car nearly hits an animal while I'm driving.

2004-08-30 [TheWrongGirl]: [woundedsoul] thats a great way too :P

2004-08-30 [woundedsoul]: Amish in the city? what the hell is that?

2004-08-30 [TheWrongGirl]: Tv show apparently...

2004-08-30 [woundedsoul]: Do they put one of those guys with the funny hat and beard that aren't allowed to use electricity into civilisation?

2004-08-30 [TheWrongGirl]: i have no idea lol

2004-08-30 [PettyDeath]: kind of.. it's a festival they have, where they get to live non amish for a little bit then decide: stay or go? It's cool anyways..

2004-08-30 [TheWrongGirl]: hmmmm

2004-08-30 [woundedsoul]: I am feeling more exceptionally alone and useless than usual.. *sits in a corner and sobs*

2004-08-31 [TheWrongGirl]: Awwww... Need me ot do something?

2004-08-31 [PettyDeath]: *sits in corner with woundy* you're not alone! *puts arm around woundy* You smell purdy...

2004-08-31 [PettyDeath]: WrongGirl wants in your pants woundy... too bad we're wearing kilts bahahaha.

2004-08-31 [TheWrongGirl]: Whoa... I NEVER want in anyones pants.. what a mean thing to say..

2004-08-31 [-elv-]: *sneaks up behind [PettyDeath] and wraps metal cable around her neck, cuts off nose then strings her up from the rafters. Rests chin in hand and raises one eyebrow* You look pretty up there. *runs out the door holding [PettyDeath]'s nose*

2004-08-31 [TheWrongGirl]: HEHE Yay!!!! The nose is gone!!!!

2004-08-31 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hopefully Elv finnaly got rid of the epidimic, he will probably get it though since he has been handling them. ^>^

2004-08-31 [urbanbabe69]: ne one miss me :-/

2004-09-01 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I did!!!!!! *huggles urban* ^_^

2004-09-01 [dendrite.]: im here?

2004-09-01 [TheWrongGirl]: I missed you!!!!

2004-09-01 [-elv-]: I..missed you......*grins and slowly moves out of the room*

2004-09-01 [PettyDeath]: My nose! WrongGirl, I'm not mean, I'm delicious. Urban, I'm sorry, I don't miss what was never there 0_o..... Where's woundy? Elva, can you get me down, I wanna dig more graves... for urban neko and wronggirl.... for no reason *shifty eyes*

2004-09-01 [TheWrongGirl]: *looks around* Are you talking about me? You do know i can get people to take care of you *starts chanting*

2004-09-02 [PettyDeath]: You needn't do that, running your mouth off to the tasty exorcism conducting grave digger... I don't need people, I've got me. So shit on you.. and your little balls too.

2004-09-02 [-elv-]: *unstrings [PettyDeath] and helps her up then pokes her in the eye and runs away screaming*

2004-09-02 [PettyDeath]: Now I can wear an eye patch... Or borrow one from a grave.. they don't need them anymore! I've always wanted brown eyes.

2004-09-02 [TheWrongGirl]: Oh my goodness.... jsut wait till iget you

2004-09-02 [urbanbabe69]: *wines* [-elv-] doesnt like me

2004-09-02 [PettyDeath]: Nobody likes you! Get me? I'll kill you before you "get me". I'm not that kind of girl anyways. Elvaril is cute when he's screaming... from what I can sort of see.

2004-09-03 [TheWrongGirl]: NO one likes me? Hmm *looks around and starts chanting again.*

2004-09-03 [TheWrongGirl]: Theres plenty of people.. whether they be dead or alive that like me

2004-09-03 [woundedsoul]: hrmmm, [-elv-].. have you taken you medication??? cause if you havn't..*whispers* can I have some :)

2004-09-03 [PettyDeath]: I'm both. I dug you a grave, make friends with the ground *tosses you in and fills the grave*

2004-09-03 [-elv-]: *hands wounded some medication* I like eggs.

2004-09-03 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *cracks and egg over Elv's head* ^_^ Enjoy!

2004-09-03 [PettyDeath]: *preforms exorcism on self* ooooh that's the spot... *licks woundy* But oh, he's tastey! *sits back on throne*

2004-09-03 [-elv-]: *assasinates Petty and takes over her throne* Now I am the lizard queen.

2004-09-03 [PettyDeath]: *crying* You're a sexy lizard though *cries more*

2004-09-04 [-elv-]: *struts*

2004-09-04 [PettyDeath]: *humps Elvaril lick a wild animal* That was gooood.. cigarette? *naps*

2004-09-04 [woundedsoul]: can I join in???

2004-09-04 [PettyDeath]: *madly humps woundy's leg* jesus, that was good too! *smokes a joint* I'm tired now, shit that was fun.

2004-09-04 [Kitten Leath Feral]: 0.o? 

2004-09-04 [TheWrongGirl]: Dont even try... you wouldnt want ot know lol

2004-09-05 [-elv-]: *smokes ciggy then passes out due to lack of oxygen*

2004-09-05 [woundedsoul]: *takes [-elv-]'s ciggie and masturbates* yay

2004-09-05 [PettyDeath]: Who needs masterbation when I hump? Jesus all that work for nothing! When I grow up, I wanna be a toaster.

2004-09-05 [woundedsoul]: you take that toaster and come to my house!!!

2004-09-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *pounces up into the rafters, looking down at everyone* o.o

2004-09-05 [urbanbabe69]: *lights fires around the rafters* hehe

2004-09-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Ahhh!!!!!! *quickly leaps down, landing on her feet breathing heavily* what was that f-for? *sniffs in the air* something is burning....AHhh!!!! My tail is on fire!!!!!!!!! *runs around in circles*

2004-09-05 [urbanbabe69]: oops.. sorry :( *throws water on it

2004-09-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *sighs of relief as I shake off the rest of the water* Brrr...thanks...*grabs my tail and licks it gently* 

2004-09-05 [urbanbabe69]: *gives you towel*

2004-09-05 [PettyDeath]: As long as you don't put me in the sun.

2004-09-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *wraps towel around me and lays down on the couch* I am going to sleep now...nighty. *smiles slightly* 

2004-09-05 [urbanbabe69]: nite

2004-09-06 [woundedsoul]: Oh crap this place is on fire.... and there is no one burning anymore!!! *jumps in the fire*

2004-09-06 [-elv-]: *regains conciousness* What the f...*passes out from smoke ventalation*

2004-09-06 [urbanbabe69]: *jumps up and down and screams*

2004-09-06 [PettyDeath]: *fire dances* It's like a pole dance, except in the fire, and with no clothing at all... *jumps into woundy's arms* BURNING!

2004-09-07 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *wakes up to the smell of burning flesh* Okay, who is for breakfast?

2004-09-07 [-elv-]: *once again regains conciousness and looks around* I thought bon fire night was tomorrow night? Oh well. *Begins setting people on fire with kerosene*

2004-09-07 [urbanbabe69]: *puts out fire* FOOD lets go kat!! lol

2004-09-07 [woundedsoul]: *realises pettydeath and himself have melted into one entity* This could get strange if I ever got a girlfriend... umm, *looks [-elv-]'s way for assistance*

2004-09-07 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Wait...who are we going to eat? If we went for Wounded we could get a two in one deal since he and Petty are...unified...

2004-09-07 [PettyDeath]: Who needs a girlfriend when you have pieces of a vagina melted into you! *looks directly at Elvaril.... pale hottity*

2004-09-07 [urbanbabe69]: heheh

2004-09-08 [PettyDeath]: Bahaha *falls over* Forgot to stand again.. and swallow. My pup's vagina is 2 inches from my elbow, what a little skank!

2004-09-08 [-elv-]: *looks back at Wounded and smiles* Yes? Can I help you in any way? *looks at Petty and blows kiss*

2004-09-08 [TheWrongGirl]: Ewwww...

2004-09-09 [PettyDeath]: *hugs Elvaril and Woundy* omg too much, I'm gonna die it's so hot. AND austrailians... omgomgomg... hugs and kisses to you two.

2004-09-09 [-elv-]: *blows out chest* I am superior to Wounded! I can play the drums. *cowers away from Wounded*

2004-09-09 [urbanbabe69]: hello wronggirl

2004-09-09 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *hangs upsidedown from the rafters* 

2004-09-09 [TheWrongGirl]: Hello urban

2004-09-09 [PettyDeath]: Drummers are hot! Look at Joey Jordison. A boy out my way plays drums.. he's pretty... and in my Philosophy class... I want to hug him really severely. Why do chicks wear shirts that only go halfway down their shoulder? THEIR BRAS SHOW!

2004-09-09 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Perhaps they wear them to so they can advertise that they cost as the fabric covering them.

2004-09-09 [DillySamma]: I AGREE drummers are so hot, like no more what, theres always a hot drummer, man i know so many my head is going to explode soon!

2004-09-09 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *takes out some ducktape* I know something that can fix that dilly.

2004-09-09 [PettyDeath]: *takes out hammer and nails* let ME fix it :)

2004-09-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Uh...I think that will help it to explode...maybe if we ducktape her headfirst though...

2004-09-10 [-elv-]: Im a drummer....*raises eyebrow and grins*

2004-09-10 [woundedsoul]: *fucks [-elv-] in the ass with a drum stick* Im you vocalist so yeah... I'm better!!

2004-09-11 [PettyDeath]: *fucks Elvaril and woundy in the ear* bahaha. How's my people?

2004-09-11 [-elv-]: *begins to scream uncontrollably*

2004-09-11 [urbanbabe69]: how r ya'll

2004-09-11 [PettyDeath]: *consols Elvar* THE BITCHES LOVE ME CAUSE THE KNOW THAT I CAN ROCK!!! Bahahaha MSI!

2004-09-11 [TheWrongGirl]: Good you?

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: ...I live here now. *eye twiches*....i hear them again

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: This is Treelo my little larger friend. Come Treelo, lets meet the other.....people.

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: *farts*

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: *bottles fart and places on eBay*

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: *Goes to ebay and retrieves contained gas*

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: Im bored!! *pulls out gun and starts randomly firing in the South Eastern directon*

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: My bubbles...*tries to eat through glass and cuts gums* OOHHH GOD FUCK!!!! *rolls around with fingers in bloody mouth*

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: *wonders what [Treelo] is doing* You ok big guy? Want a soda? Hmm?

2004-09-12 [woundedsoul]: Everyone, meet our newest member of insanity... *Bugles begin playing* The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]... who is that playing the bugle?

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: *pulls glass from oraphace* Why yes, kind sir. *runs away upstairs*

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: *kicks Woundy in the knee* THATS FOR RUINING MY MARRIAGE!!!!!! *runs upstairs to join Treelo*

2004-09-12 [woundedsoul]: Aha.... we found the Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C] *punches [-elv-] in the eye.. becuase..... um.... I can

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: God Damnit!! MY EYE!!! *screams and clutches face*

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: *touches Elvaril unneccecarily* .....i hate you

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: *begins to cry*

2004-09-12 [M.A.C]: *and i begin to cry*

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: *starts to wank and drools* he he.......it's warm...

2004-09-12 [-elv-]: *slowly raises gun and cocks it* I....I..don't...Like Bunnies!!! *shoots passing bunny rabbit..........begins to laugh hysterically*

2004-09-12 [M.A.C]: *I start singing* I want to ride my bicycle,i wont to ride my bike.

2004-09-12 [M.A.C]: *Im scared* As bullets fly past my head as [-elv-] shoots gun.

2004-09-12 [Treelo]: *cums and puts on midgit voice* Tee Hee, Tee Hee.....it tickles my urethra...*wipes semen on dead bunny* Tee Hee!

2004-09-12 [M.A.C]: *Elvaril smiles* And put finger up his po po valve

2004-09-12 [M.A.C]: *Mark screamz* Treelo are you there.

2004-09-12 [woundedsoul]: No... but I am :)

2004-09-12 [PettyDeath]: *has a fever* Uck..... *collapses on woundy* Is that you God? *looks to Elvaril* And you jesus?......... *tries to dig a grave and collapses again*

2004-09-12 [M.A.C]: *Giggling* Fun Size take schovel from Petty Death and bangs her on the head killing her *blood dripping from schovel*

2004-09-12 [PettyDeath]: ............*blank look*....... fucking kids these days. Lay off the coke, and I'm not talking about the drink label.

2004-09-12 [urbanbabe69]: lmao seriosuly!

2004-09-13 [-elv-]: *stands in corner innocently and mouths to [PettyDeath]* Fun Size is 22.....shhh. Now dont worry me little darlin, Jesus is here to look after you. *sky opens up and heavens sing*

2004-09-13 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *blinks eyes sleepily* What the...Jesus? Is that really you? 

2004-09-13 [TheWrongGirl]: <

2004-09-13 [-elv-]: Yes my child...It is I. Now bow before me and offer me your apologies.

2004-09-13 [M.A.C]: *wisspers to pettydeath* It is not jesus it is tony robins

2004-09-13 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I am your child too? Whoa...that is messed up. Well, dad, it is nice to meet you...and to think all this time I thought that tub a lard was my father! Ha! heheh. Ummm...who is my mom? Me...bow? If I do, will you tell me who my mom is?

2004-09-13 [M.A.C]: *screams*killing myself never to return again

2004-09-13 [-elv-]: You mother is.....Xena, Warrior Princess. Now bow before me or I shall cut out your nasel hairs.

2004-09-13 [-elv-]: *turns and starts to dance* Heya ooha heya ooha heya ooha! I summon the demons! *resurrects [M.A.C]*

2004-09-13 [TheWrongGirl]: you cant resurrect [M.A.C] thats my job

2004-09-13 [M.A.C]: You cannot resurrect me i but pure evil and i live in the shadows

2004-09-13 [-elv-]: *cuts off WrongGirls nose* Teach you to show me up!

2004-09-13 [TheWrongGirl]: :O:O Hey... I need that.. GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-09-13 [-elv-]: *French accent* Neveer! *runs away*

2004-09-13 [M.A.C]: *I enter with*How could you.

2004-09-13 [Treelo]: Honey...I'm home! *walks in naked with rifle*

2004-09-13 [-elv-]: *jumps through window and gets up* Oh god...

2004-09-13 [TheWrongGirl]: Goodness

2004-09-13 [Kitten Leath Feral]: God is here too? 

2004-09-13 [PettyDeath]: *Shelters self under Elvaril* I'm scared... *holds onto Elvaril's leg* Where's Woundy? Why does god have to be involved here? Love me I'm retarded :)

2004-09-14 [-elv-]: There there my little Petty. Elvaril will care for you. As for Woundy I know not where he is. And God! You may leave now! You have caused enough problems here! LEAVE! *pulls out a spoon*

2004-09-14 [woundedsoul]: *puches god in the eye* Damn you to hell, you evil bastard!!! This is our nuthouse! let us destroy the commandments as we see fit! Commits adultery with [-elv-]

2004-09-14 [-elv-]: *jumps on Woudeds shoulders and begins throwing spoons at god* I cast you out you evil daemon!

2004-09-14 [M.A.C]: *Jumps in with nothing to say*

2004-09-14 [-elv-]: Just shut up and THROW SPOONS!

2004-09-14 [M.A.C]: I can't i have no arms God

2004-09-14 [-elv-]: I am not god you foolish worm! That is god! *points to beaver in the corner* Now through spoons anyway you can.

2004-09-14 [M.A.C]: No No Nooooooooo

2004-09-14 [woundedsoul]: *looks around and scuttles around for spoons*

2004-09-14 [Treelo]: *jumps in with no pants on* Die evil beaver from hell!!! *sodomises beaver with spoon (big one)*

2004-09-14 [woundedsoul]: *Throws sodomised beaver andspoon at [M.A.C]

2004-09-14 [-elv-]: *feeling sense of satifaction cuts off woundeds nose and runs away*

2004-09-14 [woundedsoul]: Bastard.... I will find your closet of noses and steal them all!!!! yes I will have many noses.... or something

2004-09-14 [Treelo]: *walks up to woundy* ....doom....*pulls teddy bear out from anus and shows woundy*....lick it...lick IT...LICK IT!!!

2004-09-14 [woundedsoul]: *raises eyebrow...hrmmm okies LICKS*

2004-09-14 [woundedsoul]: *Stops the madness for a moment*... Please welcome another member of our confined, twisted family...The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]

2004-09-14 [PettyDeath]: I'm the doggie! (family member). *chucks a few spoons, then a knife* Yeah... so I was walking down the street the other dAY... TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TUUUURTLE TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER! I had a dream that I died last night.

2004-09-15 [-elv-]: I was walking down the street and I saw......WEEEEEEEE!

2004-09-15 [PettyDeath]: The other day... WHOMP!

2004-09-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: 0.0....*sits on couch picking her nose* 

2004-09-15 [TheWrongGirl]: If you happen to find my nose in there... please givei t back..

2004-09-16 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Okay, I think that I ate your nose though. It was in with the pickled pigs feet...I meant to save it for you but the next thing you know I am at the bottom of the jar..

2004-09-16 [TheWrongGirl]: Oh thanx... guess i could always use someone elses

2004-09-16 [woundedsoul]: *sits on the couch and picks kat_neko's nose*

2004-09-16 [PoisonedCherry]: Hello :) I wasn't here for so long...and...and...what a cute nose^^

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Wait....you guys...I just remembered that Elv removed my nose for me....ermm...so whose nose is this? *scratches wounded's head in confusion*

2004-09-17 [-elv-]: *cuts off Cherry's nose, performs war scream and runs away*

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: My tummy hurts, can you cut that out for me? I just got a tonsillectomy done and the medications are making me sick. *pouts*

2004-09-17 [-elv-]: *calmly walks back ito the room and pats kat on the back* There there little girl. Have some candy. *offers kat candy*

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *gladly accepts the candy, bowing my head respctfully* Thank you kind sir...*sticks the candy in my mouth* Mmmmm, this is g-goo...*starts choking* x_x

2004-09-17 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: *walks into the room* Do you ppl know why i am here?

2004-09-17 [-elv-]: To be kinky?

2004-09-17 [PoisonedCherry]: nooooo my nose!!!!!!I loved it...

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm, that was a good guess.....I don't think that we will know unless you tell us though....

2004-09-17 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: Well thats why i asked u they just grabed me off the street and stuck me in here

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Oh, so we are both asking the wrong people....hrrmm...who can we ask that might actually know? Wounded, perhaps?

2004-09-17 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: maybe but it seems interesting here right now so i'll stay a bit ^_^

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Heheh, okay. I am not an "Offical Nutcase", I have just been here...for a few months...I think...>< This place really is interesting. 

2004-09-17 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: i am an "offical member" Im the one who was wrongly admitted

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Oh, I didn't see Wounded's post when you were made one. ^_^" So, how are you doing?

2004-09-17 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: fine but now i have to go face the real world. i hate the real world

2004-09-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Me too, it sucks out there. Would much rather stay here, or lose myself in a book. Take care.