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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened


THE NUTHOUSE!

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Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.


This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?



"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"


If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know




OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR


(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:




*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*





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2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *throws at momma elf*

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: YAAAAAY!!!!!

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: you missed

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: gotta be carefull what I throw...

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *fires bazooka full of comdoms at cat*

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: hope that was water in those

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: maybe maybe not ask her and find out

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: eeeeewwwwww........

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *covers my mouth* I don't know what you are talking about Momma...ehh..me too...*dives for cover* THats illegal!

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .wats illegal

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Bazookas! You wouldn't want to snap a condom in someone's eye and make them blind!

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **hits Dom in the back of the head**....*splat*...gotcha!!!!

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: no not really

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: have you ever been by yourself and then all of a sudden started laughing for no reason?

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *smiles* Well then, put the bazooka away please. My, oh my. I really do hope that that was just water.

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: yeah why u think of somthing funny

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: well cat it was fuel

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: yeah...picturing that condom baloon going splat on your head

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm, laughing usually isn't something that I just do out of nowhere, it needs to be provoked. 

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: and now the match* lights match* here kitty kitty

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: you leave her alone or I will smoke you

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ??

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: not if i smoke her first

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **opens palms and up pops flames**

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **catches Doms ass on fire**....LOOK!! he's jumping around like a mexican jumping bean!!

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: careful now u dont wanna light the cat on fire put it away

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: T_T I don't want to be smoked! Rolling me might be fun though. *hides from dom* T_T

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I would never hurt my kitty.....looks like your the one that needs help...I think I'll start calling you "assfire"

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: come out kitty cat

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: throw ball of yarn out on the floor

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **opens hand and starts throwing more fireballs at Dom** I SAID TO LEAVE HER ALONE!!

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I don't like yarn....damit...I shouldn't have spoke...

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: fire and fuel dont mix

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: found u

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: It just makes my fire BIGGER

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: got u

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I advise you to let her go.....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: and light the cat on fire

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Ahhhhh! *pounces on Momma* Save me! ERm, I have to go now...so just put me in a flameproof safe...^_^ Later.

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I always save my kitty...**HUGGLES**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: bye

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: Now it's just me and you....are you gonna play nice?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: if so I'll put out my flames

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: nope

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: what do I have to do to get you to play nice?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *summons a dragon*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: nice dragon burn the elf

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: what kind?....I likes dragons

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: fire is my element....what are you thinking?....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: attack

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: dont worrie hes just gonna eat u

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **just stands there laughing as I turn into a fire dragon**.....now what?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I'm an elf....I have magical powers....**sticks out tongue**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: what's the matter Dom?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: big deal

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: do ya wanna play nice now....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i can beat it

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: easy

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: you can't bind my powers...so what are ya gonna do?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i learn some magic of my own

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: de la puissance du elven les dieux....give je la puissance de lier ce seul mortel

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *gos and borrows a magic book from elfwood libery*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: wats that mean?

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: that book won't help you...I just bound your magic

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ??

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: are you confused?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *summons magic staff*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: bring it on

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ..

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **burns the staff**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: its protected by magic

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: so that wont work

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I bound your magic....it does not work for you

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: its not my magic its the books

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: it not my magic

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **puts crystals around Dom** now you're stuck until someone lets you out

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: theres a protect seal on the book so u cant stop the magic from this book

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: don't try to use the book in there it won't help and if you try to touch the crystals, you will only get shocked, and it doesn't feel good

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: melts the crystals with fire spell from magic book

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: and now im free

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: we both have good magic,...why are we using it on each other?....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: u started it

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I asked if you were gonna play nice.....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ??

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: and?

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: and you said nope

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: wheres the dragon i think it left the house whoops do u smell something on fire?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: elf towns on fire, wasnt me

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: ya your butt...here's a bucket of water....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: elftowns on fire

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: thats not good

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: why did you let the dragon leave?....now we gotta catch it before we get in trouble

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i forgot about it

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: how do u stop a dragon

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: so did i.....what are we gonna do?

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: hold on let me figure something out

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: any ideas

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **whistles for dragon**.....

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: here it comes...now catch it and put it on the chain

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: we r so dead

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: u do it

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: we are if you don't catch it!!!

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: here dragon, dragon, dragon.....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: god help me

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: here's a nice little treat for ya...**holds out Doms leg**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *catchs dragon in chain *

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: Don't worry,..I won't let him eat ya..I promise Iwill pull you back in beforee he gets too close

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: now what?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: up for a game of cards dragon

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I dunno...what ya wanna do.....oh look, the dragon set some houses on fire.....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *dragon nods*

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: hey,...can this dragon fly?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: its got wings so i guess so

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: never mind....I gotta go for a bit....will talk to ya later Don...**pets dragon on the head**...ya gonna keep it?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i dont think so

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *looking in magic book for spell to send it back

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: what ya gonna do with it....can you summon it back into the book?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *finds spell and sends it back to where it came from

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: at least we won't have to deal with that thing for a while....and we won't get in trouble as long as we keep our mouths shut

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: Well I gotta go for a bit...talk to ya soon

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: yeah

2004-10-28 [woundedsoul]: wow, you guys filled like 11 pages since yesterday.... crazy people.. *Hugs the nutcases* so, uh, did we have another dragon infestion? *curses dragons under breath so they don't come and have their way with me in my sleep again*

2004-10-28 [schmoo]: ah no.. that was m.. yes, the dragons did it

2004-10-29 [-elv-]: I SEEN SCHMOO DO IT! I SEEN 'IM I DID! *overexagurated pointing at [schmoo]*

2004-10-29 [tyger]: *poins at schmooo* i agree with anything

2004-10-29 [dominoe]: hiya

2004-10-29 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *pounces on dom from behind, sticking my hands over his eyes* Guess who!

2004-10-29 [tyger]: hello

2004-11-01 [-elv-]: Hi!!!! *offers handshake with large smile* *Unbeknown to tyger, Elvaril has a knife in his other hand behind his back...lets see what happens*

2004-11-01 [dominoe]: every one enjoy halloween

2004-11-01 [dominoe]: here kitty

2004-11-01 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *licks doms eye* Mmm....cat nip?

2004-11-01 [dominoe]: no cat nip

2004-11-01 [Kitten Leath Feral]: awwww....cottoncandy then?

2004-11-01 [dominoe]: nope try again

2004-11-01 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Gummybears?!?!?!

2004-11-01 [dominoe]: kick-cat

2004-11-01 [DarkAngel3]: nut

2004-11-01 [Distilled~Angel]: dark angel pounces again!!! weooooooo *bites random people randomly*

2004-11-01 [DarkAngel3]: stoners live and stoners die.....so fuck the world and go get high......feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet

2004-11-02 [tyger]: *shakes Elvaril's hand and smiles*

2004-11-02 [-elv-]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *stabs tyger with breadstick*

2004-11-02 [dominoe]: thats got to hurt

2004-11-02 [tyger]: *looks down at her tummy and laughs*

2004-11-02 [dominoe]: r u okay?

2004-11-02 [tyger]: i'll be fine *collapses and twitches unconciously*

2004-11-02 [-elv-]: Ohr shit. *runs*

2004-11-02 [dominoe]: whoops i didnt see a thing

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: I saw everything,..what are you gonna give to to keep quiet?.....ooohhh, looky, a lollipop,...mmmm, yummy.....**as she forgot what she was talking about**

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *pounces moma elf "told you i would be here"

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: YAAAAAY!!!!!......wanna lollipop?

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: yay

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: what color?...I have red, blue green,orange, black( not sure of the flavor),...I have every color you could possibly want...take your pick

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: black yay!!

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: here ya go.....what flavor is it?

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *sucks on it a bit* i have no clue it taste like tang YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: ooohhh...tang,...that means astronauts...heh, heh,....yummy!!

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *gets hyper*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: **already hyper from all the sugar**.....'let's sing,.....rubber duckie, you're the one,..you make stab time lots of fun'...

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: spacymentheoneswiththehelmetsandthephonehome

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: no phone here mate

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: ohshitwellifyouhadaphonecall444-44444justhitfourtilyourfingergetstired"isavedalotofmonybyswitchingtogico"yayayayayayayayay

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: I ate the gecko

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: the gecko How am i soposed to save moenys now

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: **spits him back up**......sorry,...here ya go...he's a little wet....but he's ok

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *pounces momma elf "momma i waited for you *pouts* i though you went going to get back on*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: I told ya that I would be back in a little bit and here I am....taaa, daaa!!1

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: yay ^^

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: momma if i was a chibi you would take care of me right

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: of course I would

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: yay^^

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *gives momma cheatos*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: I would pet you and feed you and bathe you and love you and call you George

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: Momma loves cheetos

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: george yayayayayayayay *grabs a name tag*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: I got a sticker today

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: sticker yay i wana sticker *crys*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: you can have mine..**takes off sticker and puts it on your shirt**

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: yay ^^ *hugs momma

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: my friend Dominoe let out a dragon the other day and it caught some stuff on fire and we had to catch him and put him back...and he was really pretty and he had wings and could fly.....**rambling on and on**

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *listens so hyper he is buzzing in and out*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: he got him out of a magic book cause he was trying to find a way to override my magical powers and couldn't do it cause I bound his powers and we almost got caught ..and, and...**eats a spoonful of sugar**, and we had to work together to get the dragon back before we got..**eats more sugar**...caught...

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *grabs a bag of suger filling a kitty pool he jumps in "im gona eat my way out yayayayayayayayayay"

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: **jumps in after you** I'm gonna help

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: yayayayayayayay

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: **on knees looking up with sugar all over face**.....mmmmmm..yummy.....yaaaaaay!!!...**squeels with excitement!!**

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *yay jumps up and down before he ives face first but slams into the bottom of the pool all anime style a muffled word is herd though the suger"ouch"

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: **rolling around is sugar LMAO**

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