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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened

THE NUTHOUSE!

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Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.

This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?

"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"

If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know

OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR

(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:

*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: u have a wiki?

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Yes 'em. It is a secret one...only certain types of people can join. *grins*

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: like me....ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: wat do u mean?

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: hi kat....I'm only here for a second...only checking things out and making sure everyone is ok

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: its okay

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: .........

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Okay. hehe. Yes, like you...I think I will add you too it. *smiles* Though you will have to be nice to my guys..except for mali...he can get annoying sometimes. ^^

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: ok, ok,...I promise that I won't try to cook him

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *smiles* Oh, you can try, just don't actually do it please. ^_^ *whispers in your ear*

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: how me?

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: not at first......heh, heh

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: wat do u mean?

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: How about you, you mean?

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: it's a secret silly........she'll tell you if she wants you to know

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: tell me

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: Momma's gotta go for a little bit but I'll be back soon....everybody play nice while I'm gone

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm, there is a problem with that, Dom.. You arn't family or a lover...or a lover of family.

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: he needs to join the N.H.

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: the wat?

2004-10-20 [pitbull74]: Kat tell him how....I gotta go...talk to ya later

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Yes...what could his title be?

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: tellme

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm, she is saying that you should become a member of this wiki. You could 1. Stick around as long as I have and have Wounded add you as a visitor that won't leave...2. Look through the available titles above and pick one that you think suits you...or 3. Make one up yourself...either way you will have to talk to Wounded though. ^_^ Yup.

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: okay i will

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Have to go now, take care. *pounces up into the rafters and lays down on my mattress*

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: a mattress all the way up there

2004-10-20 [dendrite.]: IM HERE!!!

2004-10-20 [DarkAngel3]: *sits on kat* MWHAHAH

2004-10-21 [dominoe]: hiya

2004-10-21 [pitbull74]: good morning all

2004-10-21 [dominoe]: morning

2004-10-22 [pitbull74]: **annoying song in head**.....'I feel pretty, oh so pretty'.......**note to self.......shoot my brain**

2004-10-22 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hey! I can have a mattress up in the rafters if I like! Dennis helped me put it up there. Yey! Erm...Barbie, come back..T_T *giggles and starts tickling Dark* Mwahahahahaha.

2004-10-22 [pitbull74]: bonjour à chacun

2004-10-22 [pitbull74]: it means hello to everyone

2004-10-22 [pitbull74]: où dans le monde est Dominoe aujourd'hui ?

2004-10-24 [Distilled~Angel]: bonjour ! ! je suis de retour....where est l'ange foncé 3 ? * personnes de morsures *

2004-10-25 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hey now, you all better quit before I start typing in Giberish and Lamb Latin..

2004-10-25 [woundedsoul]: everybody please welcome, 'Slightly Nuts Phantom' [dominoe].... its ok, we will make dominoe more nuts as we go!!! :D

2004-10-25 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Well Dom...now Momma can't cook you..completely...that is an improvement though. Hey wounded, how have you been?

2004-10-25 [dominoe]: boo!

2004-10-25 [pitbull74]: ok I will speak in English, or some form there of......but jibberish might be good

2004-10-25 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Ahhhhhh!?!? ^_^' If you were here, Momma, I could teach you to speak both..plus Pig Latin...but that is too understandable.

2004-10-25 [dominoe]: im a member now in this wiki

2004-10-25 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *pounces on Dom, playfully* Yuppers.

2004-10-25 [dominoe]: yeah

2004-10-25 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Guess what..

2004-10-25 [dominoe]: wats up kitty?

2004-10-25 [Kitten Leath Feral]: You have a nose on your face! *pouts* Damit, I have to go now. T_T Toodles.

2004-10-25 [dominoe]: bye

2004-10-25 [DarkAngel3]: IDIDN'TDOIT!

2004-10-26 [dendrite.]: *sighs* BRETT!!!!

2004-10-26 [schmoo]: WHO WANTS OUT OF DATE MEDICAL SUPPLIES!! i have prohypnol!!!

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: anyone on-line?

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: biiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddd

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: huh?

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: ooo hi

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: hi

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks around* ........so hows you?

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: :D

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: remember this

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: ahhhhhh ermmmmm ok.......*bounces around*

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: yeah i do

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: cool

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: uh huh.......*smiles*

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: what?

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: nothing.....i just like to smile

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: okay

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: hmmm yeah so you been up to anything interesting??

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: not really have u?

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: *thinks* well........not realy...im concussed. :)

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: darkshot! *fires missile at u*

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: *giggles and dodges it, digging a grave for you to fall in* die beeetch!

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: missed

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: hmph. *runs and hides instead biting random people as i do so*

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: *fires missile.........boom*

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: hey, hey, hey,....knock that shit off...**starts throwing fireballs**

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: run

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: whatcha runnin for Dom?......I promise that I won't cook ya today.....mmmm, maybe

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: *fire missile at momma elf*

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks around* hmmmm scary

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: hide

2004-10-26 [Distilled~Angel]: why? she aint that bad is she??

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: yeah that bad

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: better watch it Dom....I'll put you in my pot....and haven't you figured out by now that you can't blow up something that is made of fire?.....when will you learn?.....now I'm gonna have to tie you down and tickle you and let D~A bite you

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: *throws bucket of water on momma elf*

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: ha-ha...you missed

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: now I'm gonna have to tickle you

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: dame wat ami gonna do

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: don't know?....can't extinguish an eternal flame

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: has Kat been around?

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: not that ive seen

2004-10-26 [pitbull74]: crap!!!....sorry gotta go...be back soon

2004-10-26 [dominoe]: bye

2004-10-27 [woundedsoul]: hello wonderful, weird world.... *YAWNS* wassup? anyone up for a lobotomy?? *pulls out a sharpened toothbrush and a strange smile*

2004-10-27 [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]: lol sure y not!!!..wait what exactly is it?..*looks at the sharpened toothbrush confused*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: your in trouble

2004-10-27 [schmoo]: shall i strap 'em in brett? *clutches aluminium bat, labelled 'general aenesthetic'*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: who r u?

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: better watch out Dom,....they're gonna get ya!!!....I think you need to go and climb the rafters, but if ya do that, ya better watch out for Kat.....here, jump in my pot....you can hide there!

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: the kat not here

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ...

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: haven't seen her...hold on a sec.

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: okay

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: 1

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **rolls on floor laughing hysterically**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: its not that funny

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: guess what?....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: kitty cats not here

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ......

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .......

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **bows head** yeah I know..., she ain't been on for two days....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ha ha

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **sticks out tongue**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: that not nice

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: guess what?, guess what?, guess what?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: wat?

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: we have the same mood...ha-ha

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: copy cat

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: guess who just logged on?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i just saw the cat log on

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: never mind

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: do you really not know who [schmoo] is?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: nope why?

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: he is in the same band as [woundedsoul]

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ohh right

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: wonder when Kat is gonna come down from the rafters?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i just message her

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ........

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: and?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: dont know yet

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I'll go bug her for a minute

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: okay do your thing

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I'm not a very good climber.....so I'm gonna have to borrow your ladder if ya don't mind

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: okay

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: wheres your cat?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: .

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: hold it steady.......ok, I'm up here....**knocks on side of rafter**...hellooo, Kat, you up here??

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i dont think so

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Meow? *rolls over off of my mattress and falls out of the rafters*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: oop spoke to soon

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *quickly puts on cat suit*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: meow

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: there you are....I was wondering if you were here....**sticks out tongue to Dom**....told ya she was here

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: meow

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *lands on my feet then huggles Momma* Missed you momma. How are you doin'? o.0 Dom just meowed at me! *pounces on him* DomKitty

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: did i fool u

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: missed ya too....Domkitty needs to be tickled

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: no thanxs *takes of suit*

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Perhaps you did, Dom. ooo...He does, does he? *lowers my hands to Dom's sides, tickling him* Mwahahahahah!

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: are you two ready for Halloween?

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: haa haa im ..ready

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: It's my fave holiday

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i bet

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: It's the only time if year that i can dress up and get away with it......

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: arent u normaly dressed up

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: of course I am.....but this is the only day I don't get called a weirdo...

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hey! *bonks Dom* Bad kitty!

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: now that's funny,...let me try!!.....**bonks Dom**....that's fun,..let's do it again

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: im not a cat

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: uh huh...LOOK!! your zippers caught and you can't get the suit off...ha-ha now you're a kitty forever

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: give me 5 mins i just need a pair of scissors

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: we're not aloud to have those in here....but I have a rubber pair you can use

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: You have a rubber? ^_^

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: ya look...I can blow it up...**ssssss**.....

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: no thanxs

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: havin trouble gettin out of that suit?...ha-ha

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: im out now

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: how'd you manage that with out the scissors?

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: You should have filled it with water. Then we could play "Jump on the trampoline while trying not to break the water filled condom." It would be lots of fun...especially if the trampoline was already wet...

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I didn't tie it in a knot so we can

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: not funny

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: plus I gots alot more

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **holds out hands filled with condoms**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: no thanxs ill pass

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: your not afraid of a....con'DOM' are you?...ha-ha

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: *hits cat with baseball bat*

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: you're in trouble now.....**grabs hand full of Doms hair and starts pulling**

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Meouch! *pounces up into the rafters with a hand ful of condoms*

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ouch do u know how much that hurts

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I'm gonna make you eat that bat

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: open up

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: no thanxs had lunch

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: why did you hit my kitty?

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: **pulls hair again**

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: just for the fun of it

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Wait! Kitty isn't done playing with him yet..

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ....

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: pounce on him

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: why

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *tries to hide my smile* Erm, perhaps later. I have alot of condoms to put to use...

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: i dont think shes here

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *fills the condoms with water and throws them down at Momma and dom* Condom fight!!!!!!

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: your on

2004-10-27 [pitbull74]: I know where you're going.....**gets a smirky smile**.....

2004-10-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm, who am I on?

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