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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened

THE NUTHOUSE!

<img:http://elftown.eu/img/drawing/84408_1098205729.jpg>

Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.

This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?

"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"

If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know

OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR

(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:

*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ahhh! kat-neko

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: run for your life

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: but it safe now i think

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: no dom......it not safe....I wanna nibble

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: look at the time gotta run

2004-10-18 [SaNiTY™]: *Looks around* Is it safe now...to return for a short amount of time?

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: *sitting in the corner watching the door*.......*starts talking in a low whispery voice*....."sure it's safe.....heh, heh, heh....come on in....."

2004-10-18 [SaNiTY™]: *Looks to MOMMA ELF* No thanks...*Turns around and leaves*

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: ok...bye......*throws a fire ball....slamming the door open for TFM*

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: Oh Dominoe....where are you.....I want you to come out and play....

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: im here

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: yaaaaaay!!!!!...let's play

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: boo!

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: wat no cat?

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: **turns around quickly and jumps on your back**..."give me a piggy back ride...."

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: .....

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: uh oh......what's wrong?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: your to heavy!!

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: then you jump on my back and I give you a piggy back ride

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: right....

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: .....

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: **spins around in circles**.......wanna learn how to throw fire?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: wheres the cat?

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: look!... the corridors are empty and it's all quiet.....

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ....

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: i know

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: don't know....maybe she's in the rafters....oh kitty kitty,...where are you????

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: where do you think she is?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: i dont know

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: maybe a dog ate her

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: no doggies, no doggies, no doggies....I'll catch you on fire...take it back

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: make me

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ...

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: I'll hold you down and tickle you

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: cant make me

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: **tickle, tickle tickle**....say it...say it...say it!!! I won't stop tickeling you until you do!!!!

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: laughs.....so wheres your cat.....then

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: don't know...haven't seen her

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: have you seen her?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: dog ate her

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: I told you...NO DOGGIES....now I'm gonna have to set your butt on fire....and I don't wanna do that cause you're my friend

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: kittys d-e-a-d

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: please take it back....**extends out hand with fireball**

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: donest that hurt?

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: I think she's at school

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: no it doesn't...it is my special ability...a gift

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: really?

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: yep...that's why I'm called a pyrokinetic

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: pyro means fire

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: yeah I know....

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: pyro.....fire------------kinetic, or kinesis.......thrower

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: u can control fire

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: in here I can

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: what can you do?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: so is the cat dead

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: no...she is at school

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: do you have a special talent or mental disorder?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: no mental disorers

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ......

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: special talent??

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: DA3 are you gonna play with us??

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: i can put my legs behind my head

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: da3?

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: are you hungry DA3?.....Want Momma to make you something?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ??

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: ya......be careful...she likes to eat......and you just might be on her list

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: whos da3

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: DarkAngel3......

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: noboady here

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: hold on....maybe she'll come....just wait

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: i dont think so

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ..well

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: she's walking down the corridor, she'll be here in a sec

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: thats wat u said about your cat

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ...

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: DA3 is gonna be here...I talked to her...**sticks out tongue**

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: food....starving

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: said and doing r different things

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: wats she talking about?

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: here ya go sweetie....eat up...**looks at dom and sticks out tongue**......see, told ya she'll be here!!!!

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: DA3......dom said that Kat got eaten by a doggie

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: *eats a roasted cat and part of an arm* yummy

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: *runs round house*

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: hey it your cat momma elf

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: told u somthing ate it

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: .......

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: catch him and hold him down....he said Kat was eaten by a doggie....

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: it was?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: nuh uh!!!....she's at school....nuthin ate her....now take it back

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: make me

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: DA3......waaaaaaaahhh.....he ate my Kat!!!!

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ......

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: >.<

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: huh? nope

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: you're in trouble now Dom...heh, heh

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: did not

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: a dog ate the cat

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: did too.....you ate her....spit her up and give her back

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ..

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: may you be cursed with hair balls

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: what a lie

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: you took her didn't you???

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: hair balls i dont think so

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: .......

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: i dont think your dark angels here anymore

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: .......

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: I'm gonna go look for her.....be back in a little bit

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: I'M RIGHT HERE!.......fuckin crazy

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: *pulls face*

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ohh right it not a mask

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: .....

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: heh, heh....pull harder

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ..

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: he ate my Kat

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: why?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: why would i eat your cat?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ....

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: angels gone

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: I'm sorry....give me a huggles....DA3...he's really ok....he just won't tell me where Kat is

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ....see

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: i dont know where the cat is

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: I gotta go for a little bit....I'll be back soon...look for my Kat while I'm gone...**HUGGLES**

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: maybe it was run over by a car

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: NO!.........poo on you

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: hello dark angel??

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: so u r here

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: yes

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: he's just teasin us...he really doesn't know where she is...he just likes to get us worked up......but keep an eye on him......

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: >.<

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: very quiet for an angel dose momma elf play u like a harp

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: gotta go....don't kill each other while I'm gone....I'll be back in about an hour

2004-10-18 [pitbull74]: you're not being very nice Dom..

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: no.....I'm me and I'm not that quiet......I'm in a bad mood

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: *harp sounds*

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: why r u in a bad mood?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: huh?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: wanna tell me about it??

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: is my key board broke?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: helo?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: the angel out of here

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: *starts praying*

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: *thinking dear god frogive my sins*

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: noboady home

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: *bites dom* rack roff*

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: f**k nobadys here

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ouch! no biting

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: r u here or not?

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: speak up cant hear u

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ..........

2004-10-18 [DarkAngel3]: *kicks dom* fuck you

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: swarings a bad thing u know

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: its not nice

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: angels gone home

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: the cats still not here

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: wounder where it is

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: r u still here helo

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: the angels logged out

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: momma elf i would say sorry to her but shes not here

2004-10-18 [dominoe]: ill mail her so next times shes on she'll know i said sorry

2004-10-19 [-elv-]: [dominoe] This is a warning. DO NOT SPAM.

2004-10-19 [dominoe]: im not spaming

2004-10-19 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: *opens a tin of spam* want it?

2004-10-19 [pitbull74]: oooooh.....spam,....can I have some please?

2004-10-19 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Dom! Be nice to angel!

2004-10-19 [dendrite.]: *looks around*

2004-10-19 [pitbull74]: hi Kat......Dom told me yesterday that you were eaten by a doggie....

2004-10-19 [dendrite.]: o.o

2004-10-19 [pitbull74]: hello there B.B.......how are you?....are ya gonna stay for a while?

2004-10-19 [Kitten Leath Feral]: What? *smiles* Not that I know of, and he must not have been that good if I didn't remember it OMG....Jacqui is that you?!?!

2004-10-19 [dendrite.]: bb? lol im ok i might im at school right now so i dont know HI KAT!!!!! ::tackles and hugs tightly:: oh yeah new banner I just need brett to put it up <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/84408_1098205729.jpg> I hope you like it

2004-10-19 [dendrite.]: i like the name BB :D ::hugs momma elf:: thankies!

2004-10-19 [pitbull74]: huggles BB

2004-10-19 [pitbull74]: cool banner.......

2004-10-19 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *giggles as I huggle you back, licking your eye* How have you been? oooo...Momma has been cooking up the best jackass guys ever! uh huh!

2004-10-19 [pitbull74]: nuthin' but the best for my friends.....

2004-10-19 [dendrite.]: O_O the best jack...the hell im fine mammie! i missed you!!! ::giggles:: still love to lick ;)

2004-10-19 [Kitten Leath Feral]: We love you Momma! *huggles her tightly* mmm, yes, I still love to lick. o0 And dom doesn't belive that I am a kitten mistress! I am like 00 WHat?

2004-10-19 [pitbull74]: I luv you guys too!!!!.....and shame on Dom....cuz you are a kitten mistress..^.^

2004-10-19 [dendrite.]: you are my kitten mistress :D!!!! ::huggles::

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: ......IDIDN'TDOIT!

2004-10-19 [Distilled~Angel]: dawwwww she didnt you know! *goes round biting random people*

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: HEY!

2004-10-19 [Distilled~Angel]: *stops biting and looks up* hewoooo howz you?

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: sweepy.....and and and and and.......*falls over asleep*

2004-10-19 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks at you and pokes with a stick* Betty!!! oi BETTY!! WAKE UP!!! *prods a little harder*

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

2004-10-19 [Distilled~Angel]: *skips around on bill* bored Bored BOred BORed BOREd BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: zzzzzzz

2004-10-19 [Distilled~Angel]: *starts to sing* im singin in the rain, just singing in the rain what a glorious feeling im *claps* happpy again

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: zzzzzzzzz

2004-10-19 [Distilled~Angel]: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeowwww

2004-10-20 [PettyDeath]: BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

2004-10-20 [Distilled~Angel]: barbies??? where? i want some!! give me

2004-10-20 [dominoe]: im back

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: hehe. Thanks, Momma. ^.^ *huggles Jacqui* Yey! Oh, oh, I am in the process of redoing my one wiki..erm, so everyone will have to be readded. ^_^'

2004-10-20 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hiya back! ^_^ hehe.

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