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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened


THE NUTHOUSE!

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Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.


This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?



"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"


If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know




OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR


(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:




*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*





Username (or number or email):

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2004-10-12 [pitbull74]: welcome [firefaerie333].....**extends hand,...pops up flame**......wanna burn something?...heh heh

2004-10-12 [DarkAngel3]: *steals the fire from Momma*.....I wanna pway too......and and and......I for got to take my meds this morning

2004-10-12 [woundedsoul]: also, please welcome the unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]... at least he admits it!

2004-10-12 [DarkAngel3]: 0.0

2004-10-12 [pitbull74]: DA3...you caome back here with that before I catch your ass on fire......oh wait...I can make more...**opens hand and entends arm**...see looky...Hey DA3..you can keep it...come on, let's go play..maybe we can catch the new guy on fire??...whadda ya think?

2004-10-12 [DarkAngel3]: funfun....even if you left

2004-10-12 [pitbull74]: I had to go to the fire pit...I'm back now heh, heh

2004-10-12 [DarkAngel3]: you gave my food away!

2004-10-12 [pitbull74]: nah!! I got more...I always have food for you....looksie, a big juicy rat

2004-10-12 [DarkAngel3]: rat?.....I want human

2004-10-12 [pitbull74]: ok...let's go find some...hey, maybe we can nibble on the new guy....

2004-10-12 [woundedsoul]: I ate my own poo!

2004-10-12 [pitbull74]: does that make you full of shit??....ha-ha......*opens hand and throws a fire ball*.....

2004-10-12 [DarkAngel3]: *nibbles at [schmoo]'s ears* yummy!

2004-10-12 [firefaerie333]: no nibbling on me!!

2004-10-12 [DarkAngel3]: hmmmm..........do you taste good?

2004-10-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: i dont know if she does. i know hubert cumberdale tastes like soot and poo tho....

2004-10-13 [DarkAngel3]: SHUTUP!......STOP FOLLOWING ME!......STOPIT!

2004-10-13 [schmoo]: eeehhaahaaaa!!! those things dont come free y'know!!

2004-10-13 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: tsk tsk

2004-10-13 [-elv-]: Who the hell you tsk'ing at you fiend?! I stab you!! DIE! *gently pokes Josh with blunt hammer*

2004-10-13 [pitbull74]: HEY!, HEY!, HEY!.....I will not have any of that crap going on at the dinner table!!!! NOW STOP IT!!!!..**Both hands extended with FIRE**

2004-10-13 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Momma, they arn't giving you any trouble..are they? *smiles mischiviously, my hand resting on the hilt of my dagger*

2004-10-13 [pitbull74]: nah...they're just being kids....and besides, I got my fire ...see, look...**throwing a fire ball at the table**...that should keep 'em in line for a few minutes....but stay close, I might need ya...

2004-10-13 [pitbull74]: HEY!, DA3.let go of his ear and aim for the neck...that's where the most blood is child...haven't I taught you anything?

2004-10-13 [dendrite.]: *looks around* i have been here in so long

2004-10-13 [DarkAngel3]: you have taught me many things Momma, *bites at his ear once more and then goes for the neck*

2004-10-14 [schmoo]: thats it.. thats it!!! *starts chewing through leather straps of staight jacket...

2004-10-14 [schmoo]: mmph mph mmmph mmnnnph!! *spits out first strap*

2004-10-14 [-elv-]: *pats Schmoodles on head* Thats it my child. Eat now while you can. For they are comming. They are all comming..*looks around suspiciously*........OI! Come here NOW! *runs directly at dinner table*

2004-10-14 [pitbull74]: **extends hands and starts throwing fireballs**....ha-ha....LOOK!!..Schmoo's straight jacket is on fire.....DA3 WATCH OUT!!!! he's breaking loose...bite him!! BITE HIM!!!

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks around and starts bouncing* hehe hi hi hi hi im the grave digger weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooo

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *bites hard on schmoos arm*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks excited* are we allowed to bite freely here???? hehe

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *lets go of schmoo, holding on to his arm, bites distilled angel, then latches on to schmoo again*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *giggles and bounces around some more* kewlies!!!

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: ro rite rumrone relse

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: reah rif rou ray ro :p

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *lashes out at angel*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *bites angel3 hard*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *punches angel*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *hits angel3 back and poking her in the eye*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *lets go of schmoo and throws a fireball at angel*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *sticks bottom lip out and glares at angel3* no need to be nasty *cries and throws a dagger at you*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: EEP!*dodges the dagger*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *throws pick axe at you and runs off*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: ACK!*falls over to dodge the axe*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks out from hiding place and giggles evilly*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: EEP! EEP! EEP!.........0.0*hides*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *comes and hides next to you* who we hiding from?

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: ummm.....I don't remember.............let's hide from china

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: yeah.....lets do that.....people are normal around here...tis scaryness.....*looks out from hiding place slowly*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *whispers*normal people scare me*Jumps from the hiding place hitting every one with in hitting distance*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: yeah me too *stands up behind you and goes round biting random people*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *latches onto schmoo again*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *bites angel3 and then bounces around some more*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: rouchi*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks at you and giggles* sorry, want some mooon dust?? makes you go hyperweird even more *offers you mooon dust*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *takes mooon dust*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *giggles and lays on the floor*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: *drags schmoo around the room*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *watches and carries on giggling, standing up and biting schmoo's ankle*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: RHAHA

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *mip*

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: (poop in a bucket, it saves water*

2004-10-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *looks at you and starts to laugh again, looking shocked as two guardy people come and drag me off back to my cell* got to go now ttyl

2004-10-14 [DarkAngel3]: NOOOOOO

2004-10-14 [pitbull74]: Are you girls done now....It's my turn to to bite on schmoo.....give me his thigh....it's meatier there

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hiya Momma, hiya Dark!

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: hi kat....quit lookin at the thigh...It's mine...you can have his toes

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Damit!...I don't know what you are talking about, Momma. Gimmie your tippy-toes, Schmoo!!!!!!!

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: bite 'em, bite 'em....make him scream, scream, scream

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Momma, I don't believe in violence...unless it is provoked or used in the urget defense of self or others. ^_^

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: any one there?

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: he said that your kitty face was stupid....and I am defending you

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: mmm- hello there. 

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: 0.o....he said that my kitty face was stupid?!?! I must have my revenge...

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: look I lured in fresh meat....

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: ........

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: no he didn't I just wanted to see you bite his toes.....but look...fresh meat

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: what's so scarey?...Kat he called us scarey

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: not eating me

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: please stay...we don't bite...that hard

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: "It is not how much one hates that is important, but rather how that hate is manifested. Nor is it how much one plans for revenge, as much as how that revenge is carried out. And it is not even so much the form of the revenge itself that matters, but how long one can make it last. It is therefore not in the doing of that thing that one derives the greatest pleasure- for the act itself shall surely be fleeting. No, it is much more than this. It is the sumlime knowledge that the pain administered shall be never ending."

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: help me god

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: ooo....yes...fresh meat. ^_^ I go through quite a bit of that..though I don't eat them...they are much to valuable to do that...

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: oh kat...who let you back into the library....

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: its like a game of cat& mouse

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: yeah...I think we should just tie him down and tickle him...

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: nope

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: oooo....I think mice are cute. ^_^ Hehe. Yes..tie him down to the bed...*smiles kinkily* Kitten is hungry..

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: come...here...dominoe.....quit fighting it....

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm...I have my own key to the library, Momma. ^_^

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: safe

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: where did you get it kat?....cause I want one too......let me have yours, I want yours...give it to me please, please,please.....hey you get back here....fresh meat is leaving, help me tie him down

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *grins* Sure you do...Momma, we are going to have to start binding them as soon as they come through the door. 

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: *throws ball of yarn to escape*

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: tell me about it.....they think that they can out smart us.....but as soon as they come in I'll grab 'em from behind and you tie 'em down

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I will make you a copy of it when I go to the hardware store later, okay? Mmmm- it would be my pleasure, Momma...*pounces up into the rafters and quickly down infront of the door* Leaving so soon?

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: kat ....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO........don't fall for it...it's a trick

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: ....Erm....now he is throwing yarn at me.....^_^ GIving me permission to tie him down, how kind of you to supply the very material you are to be bound with.

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: now look you...**extending both hands to show flames**...don't try to trick my kat or I'll have to set your butt on fire

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: ohh nutts!

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: ...erm....are you saying you will give him the flaming shits? *scratches my head*

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: I forgot to tell you that I am pyrokenitic......he just called us nuts

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: I'll give him flamin' balls next time

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: huh where r u freakmistress

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Well, I don't like nuts, so lets try them roasted!

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: ok.....come here dominoe so I can set you on fire

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: hey kat...can you take care of him for a while?...gotta run the rats to the boiling pot...be back soon

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Wait! I need him first....then if my needs arn't fulfilled then you can cook him all at once!

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: no thanks

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Wait! Make sure my rat isn't in there!!!!!!!! 

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: but it will be fun....I promise that it won't hurt.....Kat will yake real good care of you

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: it's not...I already checked

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: freakmistress where r u?

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *grins* I didn't become the kitten mistress for nothing.  Good, thank you. *looks up in the rafters* I made him a little bed up there, but he came down to get a piece of rat ass yesterday. ^_^

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: ....

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *grins* Because I am straight. ^_^

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: where is she

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: *Looks around* .....

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: I'm here...

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: cool

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: u read wats above

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: Bits and pieces...

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Meow?....

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: crap your back

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: *Kicks kat_neko and hides behind dominoe*

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: nice one

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: *Pulls out a blade and uses it to clean my nails* So...why am I needed here?

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: the cats all alone now

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *rubs my leg, pouting slightly* That wasn't nice....didn't you see that long piece on revenge....*smiles slightly then pounces on her* 

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: And I expect thats good? *Ish pounced on* Get off of me! *Pushes Kat_neko off* Loser....

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: some body call a vet

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: we got a stray cat

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: If only I had my cell phone...what ever happened to that thing?

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: I stuck it up your ass

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: dont know

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: get off my Kat....**starts throwing fireballs**

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: the elfs back run

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: I'm sure you did....*Shakes head* Man...Why do I feel so...so...I don't even know what I feel

2004-10-15 [SaNiTY™]: *Dodges fireballs and runs and hides* Fuckin' psychos

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: ........

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *growls slighlty under my breath* That isn't smart, you know...*lets my hand rest on the hilt of my dagger* 

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: tell me about it

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: Dominoe....that wasn't very nice of you to pick on my kat...NOW WAS IT???

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: u tell me

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: if you dodged my fireballs...why is your ass on fire??

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: shes not here anymore

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: are you all by yourself again??

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: looks like it

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: are ya gonna play nice or do you have to be sedated??

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: Kat...are you ok??

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: ...*grins* I don't know...he doesn't believe in status amongst my men....perhaps he would like it rough..

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: the kat got it right in the kisser *starts laughing*

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: *hee-hee*

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *licks my teeth* Watch your tounge before lick your throat with my fang..

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: you get him Kat.....bite 'em...BITE 'EM real hard

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: look wat the cat draged in a really weird elf

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: run round faster than cat

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *pounces up onto the back of a couch, lifting myself into the rafters to drop down behind Dom, my arm going around your neck, lightly pricking your neck with my blade* Apologize to Momma...now..

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: ya...what the Kat said or I'll set your ass on fire and this time I won't put you out,...I'll just let you burn

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: mmm ....*grabs kat bythe tail and throws it

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: ...Perhaps you arn't aware of this....but I am graced with cat like reflexs...not with tail, ears and fur.....

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: your in trouble now

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: u still in trouble

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: no you are....**starts throwing fireballs at you**.....

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Correction...you are in trouble now...I have to leave now, and Momma will suredly avenge me. I may end up eating you tomorrow...

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: no-one throws my Kat and gets away with it....NO ONE!!!

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: i dont think so

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: what's the matter dominoe??...

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: your not eating me im off the menu

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *huggles Momma* Have fun. ^_^ Take care.

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: right..............

2004-10-15 [Kiristo]: uhhhhhhh.......hi domino, what do you need help with?

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: cant catch me

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: read the above rika

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: dominoe refuses to come to dinner

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: your not eating me

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: now, now dominoe...you have to wash your hands in the dirt before sitting at the dinner table

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: just because we're having you for dinner doesn't mean we're gonna eat ya

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: your freaking

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: have u been listen to yourself and your cat?

2004-10-15 [pitbull74]: but dom,...we like to have people for dinner....and Kat likes to play with her guest be she eats....now come on...go wash your hands so we can sit down to dinner

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: no thanxs ill pass

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: im not crazy

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: evil !!!

2004-10-15 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I won't eat you though....I just like to play...*grins* 

2004-10-16 [DarkAngel3]: *latches on to dominoe* MINE! >.<

2004-10-16 [Distilled~Angel]: ooooooo weeeeooooooo *bites angel3*

2004-10-16 [DarkAngel3]: HEY!?

2004-10-16 [Distilled~Angel]: hewoooo im crazy i got work in like 45 mins,......dont make me go!! *clings to angel3*

2004-10-16 [DarkAngel3]: *curls into a ball and falls asleep* (it's 1:45 in the morning here)

2004-10-16 [Distilled~Angel]: bler tis 7.50 here......going to get ready for work......talk to you later on.....*they're coming to take me away haha hehe haha hehe*

2004-10-16 [DarkAngel3]: HAHA

2004-10-16 [Distilled~Angel]: hahaha to you as well bler *bites angel3 gently*

2004-10-17 [DarkAngel3]: hey!

2004-10-17 [Distilled~Angel]: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey BETTY!

2004-10-17 [DarkAngel3]: betty?......WHERE?!

2004-10-17 [Distilled~Angel]: over there! i can see her! there! near the wolves!

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