Here's a bunch of my favorite quotes by AFI.


A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makep, are you a fag?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.-Davey

When asked if he got freaked out when he saw The Ring:
Davey: Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Luckily for me, he was nice!

Interviewer: If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey: Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer: It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey: Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey: So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer: Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey: Probably Adam
Interviewer: Why Adam?
Davey: Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam: Tender!
Interviewer: Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey: Right.
Adam: I'm the other white meat!

Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.-Jade

Interviewer: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single nite?
Jade: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.

Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibilty for one's actions in the world, a selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. It's all instant gratification,and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal level or a global level. The way people treat eachother is truly disgusting, and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. And we breed and breed, and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't wanna have children because they don't wanna place them in this world.-Davey

I find drug use disrespectful, self destructive and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others.-Davey

Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find god, when all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin.-Davey

I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley. Yes. Tablature.-Jade

I think they should play us on BET.-Jade

When he calls you gay again, grab his butt. [To a fan asking for advice about someone at school calling him gay for liking AFI]-Jade

(Question about the religion of the band)
Interviewer: Oh well I was just wondering because all your songs are like 666 and stuff...
Hunter: Yeah it's my phone number, I didn't want to tell anyone.

Overhaul me words, matey, for what I say be true. Blessed ye be with a strong character and a forgivin' nature. These shipshape qualities have steered ye safely through squalls to the captivatin' shores of the Magic Kingdom. I see favorable winds and a pleasant passage if ye charts yer course through the sea 'o life by this golden rule: Avoid common gossip and shun' the bilge rats what live by it. Mark well me words, matey: He who chatters to ye, will chatter about ye!-Adam

Interviewer: Are you a pirate?
Adam: Yes.

Fan: DAVEY IS THE NEW JESUS!
Davey: Umm i think its the hair, is it the hair?