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Panthalassa is a ladeh with a word



''Well. I was some time ago forced to help at home aswell and got then to empty the garbage can in the toilet. I was comfortably sitting on the wc seat-thingie with my feet crossed. I fought the first two minutes to get the carbage sack opened and then tried to pour the garbage from the can to the sack.
....


...nothing happened.

So being a clever kid I tried a few times and damn, lost my nerves. I roared with a huge voice that ''DARN WILL THAT SHIT COME OUT FROM THERE''
.....and hm, after a short while I heard my mother and a family friend lauhing slightly and then my mom's voice: ''Shouting's not gonna help!!!!''






EM ES EN convo: friendly and polite



Stabler Clements sanoo:
Afterall, look at your cell

Norma sanoo:
as I'm not a man it's completely acceptable for me!!

Stabler Clements sanoo:
Hahaha.

Norma sanoo:
shitty turn to be a guy
you'd have to use a baby blue one

Stabler Clements sanoo:
Mmm..
Periwinkle = P
If I was a woman anyway.

Norma sanoo:
or why not one with a picture of a turnip.
..mental characteristics, say






Quality-ringtones


Riikka's fathers phone is ringing. It's on the table, being soundless and it's vibrating. To that Riikka's aunt who is not quite an engineer: ''TERRIBLE FART-SOUND!! HOW CAN SOMEONE HAVE A FART AS A RINGTONE!!!???!!'






It's still the record...record...record...record..


Paula
''we have to we have to we have to we have to we have to we have to we have to we have to we have to we have to WRITE MORE OF THESE!!!!!!!''

Nässe
''Ummm you don't have the record on don't ya?''

Paula
''UPS!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HUHUHUHUHUHU






A guy who doesn't look the screen but the keyboard while writing....


Stabler Clements says:
Well..
I could show you several women with more muscle than me = P

Nässe says:
you ex-gf's?

Stabler Clements says:
They're HUGE compared to me.
Nah.






It's me (can you notice):



''YEAH, and then you shall write ''A POT'' to your forehead..!!

..no hey wait a second it's christmas now, so you shall write ''CHRISTMAS POT'' instead!!!!''





Quotes:


''EEH WHAT???? THE BEARFRIEND'S CHICKENEGGS??''

''aoh shyt what an ass, he's after plain shit only''

''WHO CARES, you can keep that randomrat''

"Who cares, if it has no SEXUAL MEANING!!!!"

"MY COMPUTER'S HARD DICK WAS BROKEN!!!......No. No. Nononono.'' (written in msn)