Replacement Friends
10th grade 2004...ish

My best friend [Zable] had be relocated to North Carolina mid school years, so after extensive retrieval efforts including the 'free fluffy campaign', we basically just decided to find/make a replacement her until she came back...After combing the halls and grassy knoll of westwood, we came up with the absolute perfect replacement friends...are tree.

It was right near where we always sat (making it excessible), it had be douced in Mountain Dew a time or two (Making it caffinated), and it was covered in multi-colored gum (Making it decorated like the gel bracelets and candy that she use to wear).

So in the course of about 1 lunch hour, we had managed to fill the viod that are friend leaving had made in are souls. A decent accomplishment given the short amount of time that it was done in.

My friend, however did seem a little shocked to be replaced by a tree, but given the state of things and are caffinated mind state at the time, she saw no point in arguing with up.

That tree still stands today in the field of the grassy knoll at Westwood Highschool...although, I doubt that it still has the sign saying 'Replacement Friends'.

Dictionary: 1) Grassy knoll: The gassy part of the lunch area outside of the caffiteria doors at the school where all of the caffine addicts sat and played hackie sack, or just watched all of the madness and mooning.




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