Becuase of the size of the original page becoming too big (Woot!) I have been forced to move the member list to its own Wiki!!

In cuase you came across this and not the main page its Sarcastic People United.


1.[Azul Diemen] Head Smart-Ass,"Sarcasm,Just another service I offer!"
2.[Screaming Ambience] "Co-Head Smart Ass who makes it a point of life to constantly get in Bravia's way."
3.[Eloura] "Makes it a point to annoy everyone. o.X"
4.[aoide] "I've been fired from life! This world can only take so many of me. And by so many...I mean one."
5.[BANGxXxYOUR DEAD] "how u doing"
6.[manifest in darkness]
7.[Kayne] "I use linux cause my control-alt-delete keys have been over used, you?"
8.[Ri'hala] "Oh sure, rolling down a hill in a port-a-potty is a GREAT idea!"
9.[ali the green frog] "No,YOU tie a steak around your neck,and play with the big dog...."
10.[In a Yellow Submarine]"I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation."
11.[Hefru_Maru] Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a care.
12. [Mother Goddess] "Stupidity is a disease. you should call a doctor, it looks serious."
13. [Simply_Nobody] If we killed everyone that hates you, It wouldn't be murder...it would be an apocalypse!
14. [Cliché] "That's a wonderful idea, I've always wanted to see what the inside of a cop car looks like."
15. [Splintered_tears] -hint,hint =p
16. [!~N1ghtingale l0cked in the cage~!] "Its hard to make a come back if you havn't been any where"
17. [spiced hot_tea] Love is like a roller coaster, When its over you throw up.
18. [ArtemisAngel] Life is liking eating Mama's roast beef. You have to do it and pretend to be happy, but afterwards you can look back on it and say "Wow, I died for that?"
19. [Hazel] "Wow! You just solved a problem over a million scientists have!"
20. [zip] "Humans evolved from apes over a million years ago.. so where did you come from."
21. [0 0 0 0] "honey, ur not fat. ur vuluptous"
22. [Roma] "You know Kyle, one might have thought that the opening statement of 'never in my life' would have cleared that one right up."
23. [fadedmemory017] Oh wow,thats a nice skirt...but what is ur grandmother going to use for curtains now?
24. [sind] "yeah sure..lets fly...AND fall on our ass!"
25. [Glassphyxie.] You must be the smartest person on the short bus!
26. [earthkynd] of course saddam and bush are very good friends!
27. [~Shey~] me? sacastic? NEVER!! i'm an angel...it's just that my horns have melted me halo.....damn plastic walmart ripoffs.....*giggles*
28. [Deleted :)] I wanted to join SOOO much that I got of my lazy ass to write you a fuking message because I apperently need your approval. Shall I also worship you every move????
29. [Vampire's Kisses]I dunno why they use the analogy between chocolate and life in, "Life's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," because if you were smart, you'd read the label on the box.
30. [skate_ztyle] "ooh, yeah, i was gonna call you.. but unfortunally the phonenumber somehow was found in the mixer!"
31. [bLoOdStAiN oN sHeEtS] "I'm not lazy, I just don't feel like getting off my a$$ for you."
32.[OMERTA] You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
33. [breaking hearts never looked so cool] Yeah! I just bought my personality from Hot Topic. Its pretty cool so this week I'm a punk.
34. [light.] Canada didn’t invent beer drinking… but by god! We perfected it!
35. [*Dance and Be Mine*] "Yes, I'm fine. In fact, a basketball hurled into my nose is awesome!! Man, the feeling is so great, it brings tears to my eyes!! Now you try it!!"
36. [Praise Adonai] "Sarcasm, haha, I really admire your ability to take yourself seriously."
37. [Schmoon.] I love you so much that I want you to curl up in a corner and die
38. [The Coffee-Prophet] Have I told you how much I love people that send one word messages? Or cyberwhores? I'm all tingly with bliss just thinking of it.