2004-11-21 [esperanza]: aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww -suddenly dies- oops

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: oh my...*backs away*

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -comes alive again- hiya

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: GAH! *runs and hides*

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -grins and watches you run tries to run after but runs into wall- oooops

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: dammit

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: lol

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: woo

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -grins evily-

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: :| ACK!

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: ack... ooooo

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: mm.

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: ..................................................................... going to go for a bit......... -gobbles more candy-

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: bye

2004-11-21 [Poot]: do u have any spoons? lol............no

2004-11-22 [esperanza]: back! yay!

2004-11-22 [lohawefniwubf]: YAY

2004-11-22 [esperanza]: lol woot!

2004-11-22 [lohawefniwubf]: i've got a pie

2004-11-22 [Fuck the internet]: I love that chicken payback song, it's so darned barn-yard funky.

2004-11-23 [esperanza]: oooo pie, i want some!

2004-11-23 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-11-23 [esperanza]: sorry i'll contian myself -jumps towards kiss- GIMME THE PIE AND NO ONE GETS HURT! i mean..

2004-11-23 [DarkAngel3]: ...........

2004-11-23 [esperanza]: -breaths deeply- i'm ok i'm ok

2004-11-23 [KillerQueen]: wow...ive been away too long...and its only been a couple of days

2004-11-23 [lohawefniwubf]: *backs away slowly*

2004-11-23 [KillerQueen]: oi...hello you

2004-11-24 [esperanza]: -walks away and sits in corner in my calm place- lol

2004-11-24 [toycar]: my calm place...my calm place................. i dont have a calm place i dont think.... i usually go for a walk...to calm down...or sit in the nice small corner with my back against the door to my bedroom......hmm............................... o.o im........hungry or something

2004-11-24 [Fuck the internet]: *Tweaks nipples in an erotic manner*

2004-11-24 [esperanza]: -rocks back and forth- my quiet place, SHUT UP! i mean.. lol

2004-11-24 [KillerQueen]: hmmm

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: sorry, i have to b the insane one.

2004-11-25 [toycar]: im not insane...nope

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: that's why i'm the insane one:D

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: what would it be called if your stepsister had a half sibling? (thats not u)

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: -twitches-

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: well any ideas?

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: um... a 1/4 kid.... lol you have a step sister, i would just call it your half sister.. because tecnically your step sister has a half sibling, why don't you just call it by it's name?

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: im HER half sib. but shes MY step. and kade well actually the two of them only share a mom. ohoh heres a little clarification. my sister and i only share the same dad. when her and kade only share the same mom. THERE WE GO!

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: k then it's not related to you at all.

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: but technically wouldnt we be?? we have the same sister!

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: oh and brother too

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: no, you wouldn't you don't share the same blood, legally you would be related but not really. Actually if so be it that you suddenly wanted to marry her.. (i know not goign to happen) and you could marry a chick you could do it legally.

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: him smart one. kade is a GUY. and no i was just wonderin what hes called so im not always saying "my sisters brother kade"

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: -shrugs- why don't you just call him kade.. then say a step step sibling.

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: stepstep......hmmmm.

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: lol

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: are you watching the knights of edoo page?

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: yessum

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: i fingered that out!

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: KENZI YOU NEED TO MARRY THE KING.. lol that reminds me of the time at my b-day party when we were at the mall and you had those glass's and we were callin you mrs. potter

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. no. im marrying a character im creating. *drools over lee the pirate. melts....*

2004-11-25 [esperanza]: lol gtg be on later. .byes love ya kenze..

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: good bye. *mind still on llllleeeeeelaaaand...........*

2004-11-25 [toycar]: eh... id just call them my brother..or my sister... i wouldnt care about all the step and 1/4 stuff... if people want to know more..then explain *shrugs*

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: nvr mind.

2004-11-25 [toycar]: ok... i.wont >.<

2004-11-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol

2004-11-25 [Yiwerra]:

THE NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!!!!!!

www.fat-pie.com/salad4.htm

2004-11-26 [esperanza]: O.O

2004-11-26 [lohawefniwubf]: I concur

2004-11-26 [toycar]: .<

www.fat-pie.com/salad5.htm

2004-11-26 [toycar]: www.fat-pie.com/salad5.htm

2004-11-26 [toycar]: www.fat-pie.com/salad5.htm

2004-11-26 [toycar]: www.fat-pie.com/salad5.htm i feel it important....that i keep repeating this >.<

2004-11-26 [toycar]: www.fat-pie.com/salad5.htm

2004-11-26 [esperanza]: lol

2004-11-26 [Fuck the internet]: I could cry. I just watched that and like, my skin tingled I was so excited. Oh my lord, I love it... I LOVE IT

2004-11-26 [esperanza]: Do you not like my mouth words?

2004-11-26 [Fuck the internet]: My tummybox feels broken.

2004-11-26 [esperanza]: lmfao

2004-11-27 [KillerQueen]: is it good?

2004-11-27 [Fuck the internet]: It's superb.

2004-11-27 [toycar]: its way better then that. i wish i had that chicks looks. and her eye...holes... those sexy sexy black eye sockets. i devote myself to looking like her... starting from... er.. now

2004-11-27 [Fuck the internet]: He's obviously seen my flashes and copied me, we all know that's how I do the eyes on my ones.

2004-11-27 [Sharkxpunch]: i love it!

2004-11-28 [toycar]: um.. no david... you may have the same first name... but nothing beats david FIRTH...

2004-11-28 [Sharkxpunch]: i luve that episode!!!

2004-11-28 [Fuck the internet]: I never said I'm better than him, just that he got some artistic influences off me SHUT UP I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALAL

2004-11-28 [toycar]: yes, i know you cant hear me... its called writing..not talking... thats a good boy, now go put up your christmas tree

2004-11-28 [Fuck the internet]: Shit that was boring. They all started so I went outside and cooked the BBQ. What the hell is a Berliner?

2004-11-28 [toycar]: the neat thing on my elftown house :D

2004-11-28 [popeyethecat]: number 5! Number 5!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-28 [Sharkxpunch]: im putting up my christmas tree today!!! ^_^ mommies making me.

2004-11-28 [An Eversor and Ender]: i think marjorie is jelous.

2004-11-28 [Sharkxpunch]: yes.

2004-11-28 [An Eversor and Ender]: she is going to eat the young one. with a spoon. arusty one.

2004-11-28 [Sharkxpunch]: maybeeee

2004-11-29 [toycar]: nope, the magpire took it... and then gang raped and ate the young one along with his magpire friends. its true. i never lie o.o

2004-11-29 [Yiwerra]:

BERLINER!

2004-11-30 [Fuck the internet]: Makes so much sense... >_>

2004-11-30 [esperanza]: O.o

2004-11-30 [KillerQueen]: david will probably be happy now coz im very sick...and crena and ammy and kathryn have left...*wails*

2004-11-30 [esperanza]: o,O

2004-11-30 [dr]: OMG! Is that a SALAD FINGERS FIVE?????

2004-11-30 [esperanza]: -grins

2004-11-30 [Fuck the internet]: Nah, I couldnt be bothered to have any qualms with you Simone. I declare peace [least something bad happens]

2004-11-30 [Fuck the internet]: Oh yeah, Simone, how come you arent at schoolies? It's party week.

2004-11-30 [esperanza]: O.o

2004-12-01 [KillerQueen]: bleah...im not in the mood to lie on a beach drunk and/or drugged surrounded by used condoms...schoolies just isnt my style...but i am going to fiji at the end of the month so that should be nice

2004-12-01 [Fuck the internet]: Ah okay. I on the other hand intend to come back from schoolies with STD's galore, all obtained whilst in a sickeningly drunk state.

2004-12-01 [KillerQueen]: dont get AIDS though...yesterday was World AIDS Day and i spent most of the day crying for the people who are suffering

2004-12-01 [esperanza]: O.o

2004-12-02 [dr]: I made my friend watch all the salad fingers, and he says he's now disturbed for life ^_^. David Firth does good work.

2004-12-02 [Fuck the internet]: David Firth has an erectile problem where his penis bends at a 90° right angle towards the ground when fully erect, but otherwise he is indeed perfect. As are his flashes.

2004-12-02 [esperanza]: O.oo.O

2004-12-03 [KillerQueen]: 90°...what the hell...

2004-12-03 [Sharkxpunch]: [what the shank is going on here?]

2004-12-03 [An Eversor and Ender]: *shivers*

2004-12-04 [lohawefniwubf]: bleah

2004-12-04 [esperanza]: -blinks slowly-

2004-12-05 [KillerQueen]: *ducks and hides*

2004-12-06 [lohawefniwubf]: *yawns*

2004-12-06 [Nat~A~Lie]: u peeps r borin

2004-12-06 [Fuck the internet]: I suggest we commit group suicide.

2004-12-06 [esperanza]: oooooooo no thanks

2004-12-07 [lohawefniwubf]: How about... you just commit suicide. And we watch and laugh

2004-12-07 [Sharkxpunch]: soundslikea plan.

2004-12-07 [Fuck the internet]: Jeeze kiss, you're such a cool guy, I wish I was as witty as you.

2004-12-07 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Poor Salad Fingers! (episode 5 spoilers.................................................................................................................................................................the spoon was taken!)

2004-12-07 [KillerQueen]: the spoon...aww...anyway, if a group suicide is planned im not attending sorry...

2004-12-08 [An Eversor and Ender]: nope. me niether but truly i like kiss' idea.

2004-12-08 [esperanza]: oooh yes such a good idea is it not kenz, kiss your so talented... ;)

2004-12-08 [lohawefniwubf]: *blushes* So you all tell me

2004-12-08 [esperanza]: -laughs- ooOOO

2004-12-08 [pierre-playa]: hello

2004-12-09 [KillerQueen]: i dont think its a good idea...no one should die here

2004-12-09 [esperanza]: olla camy

2004-12-09 [Sharkxpunch]: umm.

2004-12-09 [Fuck the internet]: I'd kill myself to gain the love of Salad Fingers.

2004-12-09 [DarkAngel3]: CAMY!!!.......pierre needs to be changed

2004-12-10 [KillerQueen]: im sure he loves you lots david

2004-12-10 [esperanza]: lol!

2004-12-10 [lohawefniwubf]: hmmm

2004-12-10 [KillerQueen]: hmmmm yourself...lol

2004-12-10 [esperanza]: O.o

2004-12-10 [Yiwerra]: darren is just crust

2004-12-10 [Nicronimo]: ^_^

2004-12-10 [Fuck the internet]: I sent Firth an email once... no reply though *Scratches at wrists with a blunt object*

2004-12-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: o god, camerons joined elftown. WELCOME TO ELFTOWN CAMERON.

2004-12-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: hey now. ur supposed to be nice, i think its good that we are populating elftown with our friends. dont you??

2004-12-13 [KillerQueen]: whos cameron?

2004-12-13 [Sharkxpunch]: umm.

2004-12-13 [Sharkxpunch]: ummm.

2004-12-13 [esperanza]: I deleted all of my above quotes because I don't think anyone would care anyway. Just what I need, to upset myself more!

2004-12-13 [Fuck the internet]: Uh oh, attention whore!

2004-12-13 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-12-13 [KillerQueen]: ooooooooooook then

2004-12-13 [KillerQueen]: some ones not a happy camper

2004-12-13 [pierre-playa]: thx

2004-12-13 [pierre-playa]: why does pierre need to be changed?

2004-12-14 [esperanza]: oo yes suuuch a happy camper and such an attention whore, you've got part of it right jack ass.

2004-12-14 [watch what you say]: Who in the flying hell.. Are you calling a fucking attention whore.. God you have the fucking nerve to step in here and open your big fucking trap. You even slip and mention the slightest wrong thing to ANY of my friends.. And believe me you will get a piece of my mind whether you like it or not. See, you have absolutely no right to come in and waltz in with a fucking pickle up your ass.. You obviously have something lacking in your head when your going around with foolish remarks.. Who the fuck do you think you are? You have absolutely no fucking right to open your trap, god if anything you’re the scum of the fucking earth. Putting down others with just one purpose,

2004-12-14 [watch what you say]: and you know what you won the title of bitch. You have officially crossed the line. I fucking dare you to show your face in here with another asshole comment to my friend or any of her friends. Either fucking apologize or get the hell out of here. Your scummy little face isn’t needed. You don’t like it? Well too bad cry me a fucking river. If she deleted quotes then she deleted quotes, who gives a flying fuck what you did. People like you make me completely sick, watch your words you foolish idiotic bitch. You never know who the hell your messing with until you pressed the wrong fucking button. Go try and say something and see what happens..

2004-12-14 [watch what you say]: To that little custy bitch Gloomy Sunday....I'm sorry to any of Esperenza's friends who get offended by this

2004-12-14 [esperanza]: -snuggles-

2004-12-14 [watch what you say]: Espy you are amazing!!!

2004-12-14 [esperanza]: why thanks darlin.. i luffy you too

2004-12-14 [Fuck the internet]: Hahaha, Oh no! Not a piece of your mind! I'll just take a very, very small portion... I dont want to take too much of the already dwindling supply of brain. Oh, and I'm the scum of the earth because the attention whore has to come on here and make a point of being upset? Far out, if you've got a problem, deal with it. Dont come on the net and allude to its existance.

2004-12-14 [KillerQueen]: i think domestics should stay out of wiki...oh and please dont yell at me for saying that!! *trembles*

2004-12-14 [DarkAngel3]: I'M OFFENDED!........ESPY!.....you have left me for another?

2004-12-14 [Phantasm]: YOU PEOPLE GET ORGASAMS OVER SPOONS !!!! YOU ALL SOULD DROP DED IN A PIT OF YOUR ON RUSTID METALL * no like nouth words FOCK YOU !!!*

2004-12-14 [Phantasm]: sick BASTERDS !!!

2004-12-14 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-12-15 [Fuck the internet]: You fuckwit, learn to build up proper sentences using real words and correct spelling of those words. What's "DED" or "RUSTID" or "METALL" or "nouth" OR "fock"...OMG UR SO SMRAT U CEN SPEL WERDS SO FACKIN SMART!1!21!one@121!

2004-12-15 [esperanza]: no kimmi, thats nicole! m love!

2004-12-16 [cuntface]: can i marry salad fingers?

2004-12-16 [Fuck the internet]: We're gonna have like a huge group wedding, cause we all love him more than the other person does.

2004-12-16 [esperanza]: -shrugs- ooo well! I'll be out thanks, I'm just going to be his secret lover. Hehe

2004-12-16 [Fuck the internet]: Fuck you, you tart... You're not invited to the wedding then.

2004-12-16 [esperanza]: No thanks, I'm not desperate enough to fuck you.

2004-12-16 [DarkAngel3]: 0o.....karen....you left that for me!

2004-12-16 [An Eversor and Ender]: ooh, peeps being not nice bout us and salad fingers! *curls up in a little ball and looks remarkably like a small child crying*

2004-12-16 [DarkAngel3]: *sits on the small child crying*

2004-12-16 [esperanza]: -sits on kimmi who is sitting on the small child thingy that is kenzi-

2004-12-18 [DarkAngel3]: YAY!!

2004-12-18 [Fuck the internet]: Hey Esperanza, can you please not bring up your sexual fantasies at random intervals? I never said I wanted to fuck you... look, if you've got some fucked up feelings for me, dont just randomly admit to them in the middle of the Salad Fingers wiki.

2004-12-19 [esperanza]: But I do have strong feelings for you. I hate you is that not apparent?

2004-12-19 [Fuck the internet]: When did I say you didnt have strong feelings for me? I said you had some wierd ones. How much do you hate me... tell me, it turns me on greatly.

2004-12-20 [Sharkxpunch]: haha you guys are odd.

2004-12-20 [esperanza]: I hate you probably as much as you hate me. Now please, don't be turned on by my hate, it isn't all that sexy now O.o

2004-12-20 [Sharkxpunch]: haha. i hate you. sleep with me.

2004-12-20 [Fuck the internet]: How do I hate you? You're the internet.

2004-12-20 [KillerQueen]: this has to be one of the oddest convos ever

2004-12-20 [Zantia]: now those lil clips are distarbing lolfunny but wierd lol

2004-12-20 [Sharkxpunch]: .,.,.,,

2004-12-21 [esperanza]: Me?? I am the internet? I wonder how thats gunna work.

2004-12-21 [lohawefniwubf]: How about, you all come to my house and eat tacos

2004-12-21 [Sharkxpunch]: TACO TACO TACO!!!

2004-12-21 [lohawefniwubf]: ^_^

2004-12-22 [Fuck the internet]: Oh my lord, I havent had Taco's for so freaking long... Shit, I have hordacore urges for one now. Am I invited too?

2004-12-22 [esperanza]: -sneaks over to kiss's house- YAY!

2004-12-22 [lohawefniwubf]: *Giggles*

2004-12-22 [KillerQueen]: i dont like tacos

2004-12-22 [lohawefniwubf]: :O

2004-12-22 [An Eversor and Ender]: bj? nvrmd. why must people sit on me?? oh yeah and in reall life espy talks like that too. really weird, but to us, it really doesnt mean what it sounds like. did she tell you bout the cookies??

2004-12-22 [An Eversor and Ender]: tacos??? *cliks for want of a taco.* may i have softshell pls??

2004-12-22 [Sharkxpunch]: ........